Chapter 131: Don't be too glamorous
Barronde: This guy made up a program, and he didn't know what he was doing...... Eighty percent is just to fight for a position and a name
Humpty Dumpty: That kid is here to be embarrassed, hmph, try to be proud now, and we'll see how you get off the stage
Guo Lu showed a satisfied smile and thought, Hmph, uncle, I'm pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, I have a backstage person, you have a company's technical staff, I have the entire underworld to help me, I can't kill you, hahaha.
Guo Lu first made up an invisible software, grafted it on the platform, and then made his land wide
Contact Bull Tou Ma Mian
The bull head did not respond.
Ma Mian said: What's the matter, Chief Guo? The old cow is looking for Lao Jun's big cow to catch up, if you have something, just tell me.
Guo Lu: Old Ma, I have something to help me with, I have a competition here, I want you to help me cheat, I can't let me be a prefectural official, or the chief is bullied here.
Ma Mian: Aren't you the chief, you can solve this matter by yourself, and you have to ask our entire underworld to help you with this little favor, pretending to be forced by yourself, and you have to finish it with tears, haha.
Guo Lu: Woo woo, don't mind, old horse, I still want to have a tall and mighty jade tree in the wind image to bubble girls, the last life was so hard, this life was brought here, you can't be like a little sling, next time I invite you to drink, what you want to eat, you can also introduce two horse girls.
Ma Mian: Hahaha, you, okay, okay, just do you a favor, I'll find someone to settle this for you.
Put away the Guangtong, Guo Lu smiled proudly, hehe, it's good to have a backstage this year, it's necessary to pretend to be a girl for home travel.
……
Humpty Dumpty glanced at the light screen on Guo Lu's side and sneered,
Awesome, awesome, Crayon Xiaoxin holds a sword, to break this system, your skills are still so arrogant, I don't know how to write the characters.
For a while, everyone on the stage burst into laughter, mocking Guo Lu.
Luo Yanxin glanced at it, showed a disdainful look and continued her programming
Guo Lu was dissatisfied: "What's the matter, no? My crayon Xiaoxin can still dance with PP bare, you have the ability to dance one, and if you dance like this, no one will dare to see it."
"Hmph, hard mouth!"
As the situation progresses, virtualized and imaginary holograms appear on the heads of each contestant: baboons competing for dominance, sperm whales fighting deep-sea giant squids, two swordsmen competing swords, two balls of ink entangled, and so on. On Luo Yanxin's head, there is an extremely seductive beauty, which is so similar to the banshee played by Angelia Jolie in Beowulf, with a golden body, a bold big golden rabbit, an A4 waist, a seductive plump buttocks, an S-shaped perfect body, the best among European and American women, only a few places of shame on the body are blocked, flaming red lips, eyes with glamour light, long hair, tied into a whip, constantly shaking behind him, and the tip is actually a sharp spear! But this charming shape, it's tempting, don't want it, although you know that it's poisonous, femme fatale, it's very enjoyable to be with her, even if she will be killed at some point, there will still be countless men who will go forward and throw themselves into her arms, Guo Lu has a firm heart after crossing, and he holds back a breath, but Xiao Guo still can't help but look up, Guo Lu's face can't help but be hot, I can't imagine that this Luo Yanxin's charm is so good, it's really a stunner, it's too poisonous, otherwise you can still know and know a V letter, Qiuqiu or something, suddenly the beauty who looked like a banshee, turned to look at Guo Lu, blinked her eyes, pursed her lips, and the moment she turned around, her hot figure was shining, everyone looked at her greedily, I wipe, this face, don't be too glamorous, this is simply an otaku killer, I think it was these goddesses wallpapers and photos that accompanied Guo Lu before, and now the goddess is within reach, although it is virtual, but it is too real, and I also threw flattering eyes at myself, Guo Lu's little heart fluttered, and beat faster and faster, The blood kept gushing up, and I felt that there was an unknown liquid in my nostrils that was about to flow out, and I heard the sound of everyone constantly swallowing saliva on the field, "Amitabha, Amitabha, don't look at indecent things, don't look at indecent things, no matter how beautiful the fox spirit is, it's also a goblin, I want my own little life, where to cry, it's hard to break into the world, there are still many beauties, don't worry, Guo Lu said silently, but he still couldn't help but take a look, but he found that the female goblin walked towards him step by step, came to him, and slowly leaned her face over, Closed his eyes, sexy lips, slowly, slowly approached Guo Lu's face at the moment when he was about to kiss, bang, his heartbeat rate was close to 200, bang, Guo Lu's little heart still couldn't stand it, I saw a nosebleed spurting out, and the blood didn't stop, "Oh, I'll go, my precious blood, I haven't kissed me yet" Guo Lu called out distressedly. After hearing Guo Lu's strange scream, everyone stared at Guo Lu, quiet, and the audience burst into laughter after a second, "Cao Guang, you have a nosebleed like this, so arrogant, I can't imagine that you are still a pervert, and I don't know how to get through the back door, hahaha" Humpty Dumpty mocked. Everyone also laughed at Guo Lu with sneer, but the female goblin turned around and returned to Luo Yanxin's side, Luo Yanxin looked at Guo Lu and showed a satisfied smile, Guo Lu slandered, am I easy, I was a silk otaku in my last life, I finally crossed over, and I saw a superb beauty, such a fragrant scene, can I not be excited. I'm not excited, and the little Guo Lu is not obedient. Hey, my fairy blood. I didn't get a kiss, and I died.
- After laughing, they started their work again.
Fifteen minutes later, Humpty Dumpty got out of his seat and swayed over: "The boy surnamed grass, your shape is so unique, I've only seen a pig's nose with onions, but I've never seen a pig's nose with toilet paper, hahaha, uncle, I'm done making it up, what about yours?"
"I know! Aren't you just waiting for you to finish it? I've been waiting impatiently, and by the way, I've got 132 movies and TV series. Guo Lu had two toilet paper sticks stuck in his nostrils to stop the precious blood.
Guo Lu started to play his own movies, one movie after another, what is the Adventure of Hanging Silk, Transforming into a Man and a Woman, Through Time and Space, Love Apartment Part 5, The Big Bang Theory Part 20, Transformers Part 8, Yangtze River No. 9.....
Everyone was shocked at this time, this kid is so fast.
The white-haired woman asked, "Xiao Sheng, how is the situation at the switchboard?" ”
"Everything is normal, it's all under control, that kid is just bragging about himself, he doesn't have much ability"
Naturally, this conversation did not escape Guo Lu's ears, hum, my ability is so easy to see, master, isn't it incompetent. Guo Lu thought to himself