Chapter 637: The Stink
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The soldiers were suddenly told that they were going to fight, and there was nothing displeasing at all, but everyone looked happy.
Originally, their ability was completely superior to that of the soldiers of Zhaoyue Kingdom, and they were unwilling to wait here, but in this case, of course they were willing to fight.
Happily, after taking the laxatives, the soldiers rushed to the killing field with weapons in their hands one by one.
Qiu Shuiman and Xiao Rongze, after finishing the meal, came out of the tent, looking at the huge army, the two of them winked at each other, and the corners of their mouths hooked the same arc.
With so many people, I just hope that it won't be too tragic when the time comes.
At the same time, Xiao Jue had also been notified there, Xiao nodded in a hurry, and immediately notified everyone to face the battle!
Xiao Jue and Qiu Yezhen were riding on a tall horse, and waved their hands at the moment, and the soldiers followed behind the two of them and went to meet them.
But when they went to the battlefield and saw the enemy, those soldiers felt fear, this group of people was simply murderous devils, and when the knife fell in their hands, someone would die.
There is a huge disparity in their strength, and they only have the strength to fight back.
In this battle, they will definitely lose, even if the prince and the emperor are here, there is no way at all.
For a while, this battle has not yet been fought, and all the people already have the belief that they will lose, and one by one, they can't help but lower their heads.
They did not escape, but chose to die at the hands of the devil, at least worthy of their country.
This time, the leader of the team was the man with cheeks, the man with cheeks looked at Xiao Jue, and directly pointed at Xiao Jue with disdain and said: "Xiao Jue, put away your little trick, I'm not a general, I won't be fooled by you, you have to fight today, you have to fight if you don't fight, since we have come out, we will definitely not have the intention of retreating!" β
The cheeky man simply said what was in his heart before Xiao Jue could speak.
Xiao Jue's eyes looked at the enemy army, and he couldn't help but squint his eyes slightly, the aura of these people was very powerful, and there was no way to compare with the soldiers behind him.
Now they are only beaten.
frowned slightly at the moment, and indeed didn't have time to speak, only to see Qiu Ye Marks covering his nose with a look of disgust.
The doubts in Xiao Jue's heart have not yet been spoken, so his face changed immediately, what kind of taste is this?
Xiao Jue can smell it here, and the man with cheeks can naturally smell it, and when he turned around, he just wanted to ask the reason, and suddenly he covered his stomach with his hands.
Why did it suddenly come to me at this time, and it was so strong, like I couldn't wait to come out.
The cheeky man turned his head with an ugly face, and just wanted to say something, but found an oncoming, but unbearable smell.
This......
And at this time, that feeling couldn't be endured anymore, and a slight voice came out, and the whole body of the man with cheeks stiffened on the horse.
Why didn't you control it, why did you come out like this?
Suddenly, the cheeked man's face was swollen red.
"General......" Suddenly, a man pulled a handful of cheeked men, and when the man turned around, he saw that the man's face was also swollen and red.
Such a big smell, at a glance, all of them were people with their heads bowed, although their bodies were still standing there straight, but it was obvious that it was stiff!
"General, don't fight, let's go back!" The man on the side, his face turned red, he didn't dare to look at the face of the man with his cheeks, and said with his head down.
The hands that fell on the man's head lowered, pinned to the sides, gradually clenched, damn it, if he couldn't guess the reason at this time, it was that he had lived so many years in vain, and he actually drugged them, and it was a strong laxative!
It's really hard to imagine that in their military camp, there are spies!
And before I knew it, I was even given laxatives.
Xiao Jue on the other side covered his nose, raised his eyebrows and looked at everyone, waved his hand and said, "I don't know if you are going to continue to fight with us, or clean up your ......"
Xiao Jue's words were not finished, but between his eyes and eyes, he kept flashing over everyone, as if everyone was standing naked in front of Xiao Jue.
The soldiers behind Xiao Jue also seemed to understand, and they exchanged their heads one by one, pointing and pointing, but they smiled.
Seeing this, the bearded man didn't dare to raise his face, and wanted to grit his teeth and say that he would go to war, but he couldn't afford to lose the man, so he rode his horse at the moment, turned around directly, and said angrily: "Go back to the camp!" β
With the words of the beard, everyone couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, but they covered their buttocks one by one and rushed back.
I can't help it, I can't help it, I'm coming out again, hurry up, hurry up!
They want to pull their pants down directly in front of the people of Zhaoyue Country, and then solve it on the spot, but they really can't afford to lose this person!
In their opinion, the army of Zhaoyue Kingdom is like ants, but the more they are in such a situation, the more they can't afford to lose this person!
At that time, Qiu Shuiman and Xiao Rongze couldn't help but smile at the generals who came back on high-headed horses, but their faces were ugly.
Now that the generals are back, the soldiers will also follow, and it seems that their good show here is about to begin.
"Man'er, are you ready?" Xiao Rongze looked at Qiu Shui Man and asked.
Qiu Shuiman did not hesitate at the moment, and nodded directly, of course he was ready, anyway, no matter how they searched, there was no definite evidence.
Xiao Jue and they still stood on the battlefield in the wind, watching the backs of those people get farther and farther away, but the laughter was getting louder and louder.
Looking at those soldiers, Qiu Ye Zhen curled the corners of his lips viciously, patted Xiao Jue's shoulder, and asked, "You said that so many of them went back at the same time, is the toilet enough?" β
The smile on Xiao Jue's face slowly disappeared, glanced at Xiao Rongze, and said, "If you are worried about this problem, you might as well follow and take a look." β
By the way, I found Xiao Rongze and Man'er, and then brought them back safely.
Qiu Ye Scar shook his head at the moment, pointed to his face, and said, "Now that I am the emperor of Zhaoyue Kingdom, I naturally can't have such great curiosity!" β
After saying this, he couldn't help but laugh arrogantly, but when he caught a glimpse of the first yellow thing in the back, he instantly covered his mouth, and directly controlled his horse, going back, it was so disgusting!
But I have to say that Man'er and Xiao Rongze's shot is really extraordinary, although this gift is disgusting, they like it!
Being able to make them unable to even control the medicine is enough to see how powerful these medicines are, and it seems that they really don't need to worry about it these days.
When the herbs enter the city, and Xia Hui and the two of them come back in early summer, their chance to reverse will really come!
The soldiers gradually retreated to the city, but Xiao Jue still stood there, without the slightest movement, his eyes looking into the distance, his lips pursed tightly.
Xiao Rongze and Man'er knew in their hearts that if they rashly confronted the army of Xiliang Kingdom at this time, they would have no chance of winning at all, and they would be completely moths fighting the fire and killing themselves.
It is precisely because of this that they took the risk of using this trick and put themselves in danger.
Xiao Jue's hand gradually clenched, Xiao Rongze, Man'er's safety depends on you completely!
You two, you must come back safely!
After all the soldiers returned, the entire kitchen was directly controlled by people, and they stayed in the kitchen, and there was no way to move around at all.
But this kind of result is exactly what they want, the outside stinks, and the inside is much better than the outside.
At this moment, the chef leader suddenly stood up, looked at the soldier, and said: "Little brother, you go and help us intercede, tell General SΓΉ, this matter is definitely not done by us, I dare to assure you!" β
That's where they cook, and if one of the generals is unhappy, they can hit their heads at any time.
Being accused of zhì here is absolutely terrifying.
Only when you meet the general will you have a chance to defend yourself.
The soldier looked at the chef leader, snorted coldly, and directly pushed the chef leader to the ground, and said unhappily: "If it weren't for your carelessness, it wouldn't have caused the current situation, don't rush to see the general now, the general will definitely come to see you soon, you'd better tell the truth, maybe I can save your life!" β
Today's breakfast was done in a hurry, and in addition to those who went into battle to kill the enemy, there were one or two hundred soldiers who did not eat.
Obviously, the soldiers who guarded them belonged to the lucky ones.
After hearing these words, the chef team leader couldn't help but turn pale, and suddenly burst into tears and said: "I still have a wife and children at home, they all depend on me to support them, if I die, how will the family live!" β
With the words of the chef leader, it seemed to arouse everyone's tears, and suddenly everyone cried, what the hell is going on? They cook well, how could they inexplicably let the soldiers take laxatives?
"I don't know which them, after doing these things, they slandered us!"
"How bad is the heart and eye to be able to do these things?"
"A group of villains, dare not do it!"
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After something happens, you always have to find someone to take responsibility, but when you can't find it, abuse becomes the only outlet for venting.
Qiu Shuiman and Xiao Rongze sat in the middle, those ugly voices echoed in their ears, and the two looked at each other and shook their heads helplessly.
If you are involved like this for no reason, if you are angry in your heart, then scold two sentences!
Anyway, their thing has been successful, so that Xiao Jue is safe and sound, it is indeed they who have caused these people, so let's not hear it!
At that moment, Qiushui sighed and buried his face in the middle of his legs, he had never had such an experience, and when others scolded him, he could only listen quietly like this, and he didn't even have a chance to refute.
The corners of Xiao Rongze's mouth hooked up a smile, but he didn't say anything.
"Why are you still laughing?" At this time, a cook next to Xiao Rongze suddenly asked Xiao Rongze.
Xiao Rongze's smile did not decrease, he turned his head to look at the chef, and said with a smile: "It's just a sigh of fate, I was sent here from the first floor of the world, and I encountered the death of the general on the first day I came, and I encountered the current thing the next day, how can our luck be so bad?" β
When the cook heard Xiao Rongze say this, he shook his head helplessly, looked at Xiao Rongze with pity, and said, "Brother, your life is really bitter!" β