Chapter 24: Are You God?
"Room 106, your rent is still three days due, you don't need to pay it in advance!" The charter wife of the low-rent house took a cigarette and stood in front of Ding Song and said proudly.
"There's no hurry, it's not too late to hand it in at a later date." Ding Song politely rejected her.
"Hmph, you're poor, you can't even get the rent of 800 yuan, you deserve to be poor every day!" The charter lady twisted her big ass and left.
"Hey, her big ass is so sexy, you can see from the outside that she is wearing pink panties inside!" The old turtle said to Ding Song improperly.
"If you think it's good, you can touch it twice, maybe it's more comfortable to touch!" Ding Song was used to talking to the old turtle about other women, and said to it with a smile at the moment.
"She walked too fast, my legs were short, I couldn't catch up with her." The old turtle said with some frustration.
Ding Song patted the turtle shell and said, "Master, don't think crookedly, tell me first, I have now cultivated the turtle fart and has become a master, what should I practice next?" ”
The old turtle reined in his mind and said to Ding Song: "The second step of the turtle sect qigong is to breathe in the sky. ”
Speaking of this, the old turtle deliberately paused.
Ding Song knew that he was going to set up a scene for him by himself, so he pretended to be sincere and asked, "Master, you are breathing too deeply this day, what do you mean by telling me?" ”
"Heaven and earth breathe, is to slow down your breathing rhythm, you must know that heaven and earth also breathe, take the earth as an example, affected by the moon, breathe once a month, as for the days are longer, breathe once a year."
"You're saying let me slow down my breathing too, once a month?" Ding Song secretly said that if that was the case, he would have to suffocate sooner or later.
"That's not it, don't say it's you, even if you can't be a teacher. What we have to do is to inhale when the aura is strong, and when the aura recedes, we can keep the aura on the body to the maximum, and the fortune will naturally roll in. ”
"But I've cultivated the Divine Turtle Fart, and the worldly qi on my body has been purified." Ding Song asked puzzled.
"Your fart is just like some empty space in the house, there is no spiritual energy to fill, and the worldly qi will still pour in, if you want your body not to be contaminated by the worldly qi, you must strengthen the inhalation of the spiritual energy, and put the worldly qi outside."
"Master, how often do I need to breathe?"
"Three hundred and sixty-one times an hour, in line with the number of Zhou Tian, the aura of heaven and earth is basically like this, you are just learning now, you can double it appropriately, use two or three three three hundred and sixty-one times."
Three hundred and sixty-one?
Ding Song thought that this was a lot at first, but after carefully calculating it, an hour is two hours, sixty minutes per hour, a total of one hundred and twenty minutes, which means that in one minute, he can only breathe three times!
No wonder I saw the old turtle practicing the night before, and he stretched his neck every minute, it seems that the old turtle's breathing should be once a minute, that is strong enough.
Ding Song wanted to ask the old turtle how to practice his breathing method, and then thought about it, he might not be able to breathe three times a minute, and he would have suffocated to death once a minute.
It's still reasonable for the old turtle to say, first practice three hundred and sixty-one times an hour, about nine breaths a minute, it's okay.
I heard the old turtle say: "Speaking of which, the external movements of the heaven and earth are also very common, with a total of four steps: the spirit turtle inhales, the spirit turtle tilts its head, the spirit turtle stretches its waist, and the spirit turtle swallows, and the external actions of each part must work together with the internal acupuncture points, so that you can strengthen the three hundred and sixty-one acupoints in your body." All the acupuncture points have been strengthened by the aura of heaven and earth, so naturally they are not afraid of any small evil qi. ”
Ding Song had read martial arts books when he was a child and knew that there were three hundred and sixty-one acupuncture points in his body, but he never thought of cooperating with breathing.
The true transmission of a piece of paper, the false transmission of thousands of books, Ding Song listened to the words of the old turtle, and suddenly became enlightened!
"Then let's practice now, and if I practice well, I will be strong enough to pick up wealth, and the fortune will roll in!" Ding Song excitedly urged the old turtle.
"I'm not busy, now the time is not right, practicing this kind of kung fu, especially in the initial stage, must be in the sub-time, the yin qi gradually disappears, and when the yang first rises, you can get twice the result with half the effort. Don't worry, I'll help you do it in the evening. ”
Ding Song saw that he couldn't practice yet, so he asked the old turtle: "Then when will I be able to practice to the realm of being strong and able to bear wealth as you said?" ”
"Originally, I thought it would have to be a year and a half, but if you have an adventure today, maybe tomorrow will be it."
"Ah! Great, but Master, what adventures have I had today? How did I not know? Ding Song thought about it for a while but didn't come up with it.
The old turtle said slowly: "That piece of double dragon jade is still on your body!" ”
Ding Songyi stretched out his hand and took out the jade bi, and said to the old turtle, "You mean this? Wan Qiuping's? ”
"Don't underestimate this jade, this is the spirituality that Lingfeng Valley has used for many generations to nourish itself, after a long time, there is also spirituality on this jade, if it is calculated according to the aura in it, I am afraid that it will be hundreds of years."
"Then I have reiki, can't I have hundreds of years of aura, how can it only be two or three years?"
"That being said, but you have not yet achieved the foundation, and the aura in it cannot be absorbed at all, and in the end, you can get the aura for two or three years out of thin air, which is already a great creation."
"That's too wasteful, if you don't absorb the aura in it, Master, wouldn't it be wasted at all?" Ding Song suddenly came up with a strange idea.
"Boy, I can't see that you are quite filial, and you didn't let me love you in vain. This little aura is nothing to me, and the drizzle is nothing. ”
Ding Song suddenly remembered, this old turtle may really be a spiritual thing for thousands of years, but these hundreds of years of things are in front of him, and the time is really too short.
The old turtle suddenly said: "Okay, let's not waste time, you have to get a new house, this house is too small, there is no wealth in it, what do you have to do without wealth?" You can't make a fortune if you're strong! ”
At two o'clock in the afternoon, Ding Song appeared in the Yangcheng Heshun Housing Trading Market.
What made Ding Song happy was that the old turtle thought of it with him, that is, he himself had long wanted to move out of the low-rent house, otherwise he would not have refused to pay the rent to the charter wife.
Now that he has money, it is still far from buying a house, but renting a good house is not a problem.
Although Ding Song likes money, he is not a miser, and he is still willing to invest correctly.
"Sir, what kind of house are you going to rent? We have both large and small apartments here, please make a request first, and we will search for the corresponding spare room according to your requirements. The lady in charge of the trading market is very beautiful, and when she saw Ding Song, she said clearly to Ding Song.
"Find me a house with good lighting, many roads around, and dense pedestrians, and the area is better."
This is the old turtle's requirement for Ding Song, good lighting means that the yang energy is strong, living in it is not sick, conducive to cultivation, the road and pedestrians are wealth, the more roads, the more prosperous the wealth, and there are more pedestrians, that is, the three talents are configured, no one is not three talents, there must be people to come and go, this wealth can live, otherwise it is dead wealth, like the cemetery belongs to this, although there is wealth, but it is not desirable.
"Sir, wait, I'll search for you." As she spoke, the housekeeper clicked on the keyboard a few times, and soon searched for a few eligible idle houses.
"Senior Ding! How do you want to rent a house here? ”
Ding Song turned his head to look and saw a young man of twenty-five or sixteen years old walking next to him, who seemed to be two or three years older than himself.
"You are?" Ding Song felt that this person seemed to have seen it, but he was not too impressed.
"Senior Ding must not remember me, my name is Gao Deyang, I am the apprentice of Master Li Junshan, we have met in Loncin Group Company." The other party said to Ding Song very politely.
"Oh. I remembered that you were standing behind your master, and you were wearing a different dress than this one, and I remember you were wearing a tight-fitting placket. Ding Song finally remembered.
"My predecessor has such a good memory, and he can even remember what I was wearing. In the morning, I went out to see Feng Shui with Master, so naturally I had to dress modestly, so I don't need it here. ”
As he spoke, he glanced up to his left chest.
"You're a feng shui consultant here?" Ding Song saw a small feng shui consultant's sign on the left chest of his clothes.
"That is, I am far worse than Ding's predecessors." Gao Deyang said very modestly.
"Master Gao, you are our top feng shui master here, what do you call him a senior?" The lady in charge next to her saw that Ding Song's age was younger than Gao Deyang's, and she couldn't help but ask out loud.
"Master Gao is joking, don't take it seriously." Ding Song knew that Gao Deyang was doing things here, so he naturally wanted to save some face for the other party.
Who knew that Gao Deyang didn't dare to accept such a big and small thing, and after listening to Ding Song's words, he hurriedly said:
"Senior Ding must not say this, it will break me. Xiao Wang, don't look at the age of this senior Ding, even if my master comes out, I have to call him a senior. Not only is my seniority high and my eyesight higher, but my master also told me at noon today that when I am old, I can catch up with the level of Ding's predecessors, and I have not learned feng shui in vain in my life. ”
"Is it really that high?" Miss Wang, who was in charge, opened her mouth wide and looked at Ding Song with a pair of beautiful eyes in surprise.
"That's not it, I opened my eyes this morning, this senior Ding predicted that the chairman of Loncin would inevitably appear within thirty seconds, and the result really appeared in the thirtieth second!" Gao Deyang spoke quite seriously.
"Really? Is it that accurate? Miss Wang caressed her towering breasts with both hands and looked up at Ding Song.
"Then I can still tell you a lie, if it's just like this, he also guessed that it was Vice Mayor Wu of our Yangcheng who accompanied Chairman Lin, including my master, no one in the audience believed it, but in the end, guess what?"
"How? Could it be that Vice Mayor Wu really appeared? Miss Wang's mouth opened wide.
"No! How else to say that Ding's predecessor is high, when Mayor Wu came out, everyone was stunned and didn't say anything, there was a master who was not convinced by Ding's predecessor on the spot, and his level was quite high, but he was angry and vomited blood on the spot! ”
As soon as Gao Deyang finished speaking, Miss Wang turned to Ding Song with hazy eyes and said to Ding Song obsessively, "Are you a god?" ”