Although Huang Simeng's abnormal behavior surprised me very much, but when I think about it, I think it is not difficult to understand. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Since I took her around on the wheel of history, she has had countless huge contrasts, and the time and back to reality are completely two people.

She once told me that they were not born well and had experienced a lot of hardships, which shows that she is a person who understands the real society very well.

Later, her sister married into a wealthy family, and the status of her siblings rose, but in an environment full of falsehood, she couldn't adapt to it, knowing the reality of the bottom world, and disgusted with the hypocrisy of the top society, and finally, as I saw, she became an independent and withdrawn complex.

It's just me, I don't have any non-thinking in contact with her, I'm a real person, maybe, this is what she needs.

Of course, rationality is the most important, Huang Simeng and I naturally can't go to the hotel to open a big room immediately because of the confession, we stayed in the eighties for so many days, we were both a little tired, and we didn't have too many words, we just turned around and went back to our respective homes......

Pushing the door back to the storeroom, I finally saw the group of people who haunted me again.

In the living room at this time, You Heng is still standing motionless in front of the window frame, Uncle Du is also tirelessly cleaning the room with a cloth, in front of the computer, you will always see San'er's figure, and Lei Zi, like when he first came, collapsed on the sofa with a look of being unable to take care of himself, like Ge You......

I put the 'Wuliangye' I brought back from the 80s on the coffee table, looked around in the room, and said, "Huh! Why aren't there many people in the family? ”

"Either you're going out to play, or you're all in the bathroom." Uncle Du didn't raise his head, and looked at me impatiently: "Find a place to sit by yourself, don't step on it everywhere, I just finished mopping it." ”

I smiled: "I said Uncle Du, you have to work hard to follow Uncle Bai out for a walk, experience modern life, look at people, your wife is about to have, you still mop the floor with the family all day long, what are you dragging?" It's not all the king of thunder. Eight. Egg spit water! I'm telling you, you're used to his faults. ”

Lei Zi has eaten that plate of 'porridge' since then, and it has not stopped since, it seems that gargling has become a habit, you said that he can't change this problem if he wants to go back to heaven, will the Jade Emperor send him to rain......

But then again, Du Fu's sentence 'or all in the toilet' is really scary, what popular group in our family went to the toilet?

There's only one pit in the house......

I walked to the toilet in three steps and two steps, pushed the door and looked, hey, it's really the same as Old Man Du said, there are quite a lot of people inside!

"What are you doing here, watching a show?" I tried my best to separate the crowd, and finally I could see a big man with a beard rinsing his mouth by the pool.

Yang Jian stood in front of me, and when he saw that I was back, he said to the big man on the side: "What else can I do, I vomited." ”

I've never seen this man, it must be the one Yang Jian mentioned on the phone just now, I can't see clearly what this person looks like, anyway, it's quite tall, look at the clothes, the jewels should be a person of great status, but there is a smell of sheep all over the body, which seems to be a little out of place with that dress, I looked straight at it on the side, and said: "Come by car, why did you vomit?" ”

Yang Jian smiled evilly: "Can you not vomit?" As soon as I arrived, I yelled for water, and then I used the urinal as a well......"

After listening to it, I felt sick to my stomach: ", that eye is so small, how did he scoop up the water?" ”

Yang Jian smiled and leaned back and turned back: "He took off the drain pipe of the washing machine as a straw and took several big ......"

I almost didn't throw up when he said that......

"You're embarrassed to laugh here, so that the newcomers remember to make it clear to them later, don't pick up anything and put it in your mouth......" After I complained about Yang Jian, I said to Zhang Fei, who was taking care of the big man's black face: "Yo, third brother, I haven't seen you for a few days, why did you shave your beard?" ”

"Who is your third brother, I am Li Cunxiao."

Me: "......"

"You...... How did you get hacked like this? "I said, why is this flying beard gone, this is Li Cunxiao......

Yang Jian saw that I didn't know, so he explained on the side: "The water is too hot when I take a bath, it's hot, it's all good, just after scalding a few days ago, it was like a tomato on my shoulder, I almost recognized him as Guan Yu." ”

I'm messy for a while, what is this T.M......

"It's not...... Can bathwater scald people like this? ”

Seeing that I didn't believe it, Yang Jian continued: "Then you have to ask the mad god why he put water outside the house when others were taking a bath, Lao Li's water temperature was already high at that time, but as soon as he released water outside, the temperature inside exploded instantly, huh!" You see, the chest hair is burned off. ”

Me: "......"

This You Heng is too brainless to do things, I was angry, I went to him at that time, and I got angry when I saw that he was motionless on the window sill like a door god, and pulled him, I was dissatisfied: "Mad God, how many times have I told you, you have to consider the feelings of others when doing things, you see that you have scalded Lao Li, and the race has ......changed."

"Why don't you think about my feelings?" The moment You Heng turned around, I was almost scared to death, at this time, his facial features have been completely distorted to a piece, the head is at least twice as big as before, and the head is full of bags like Sakyamuni, don't think about it, he must have been beaten by Li Cunxiao......

I didn't know who to talk to, and after staring at his head for a long time, I swallowed hard: "You...... Do you need to go to the hospital for a check-up......"

He just shook his head, and then he didn't know where to take out a SpongeBob SquarePants mask and put it on his face, and his tone was the same as that of a master who saw through everything in the world: "No need, I'm used to it......"

This Youheng is also unlucky enough, since the day he called, this injury has not been broken, in fact, sometimes when we complain that life is not good, we can really look at Youheng more, you look at others, at any time on the edge of life and death, don't you still live easily......

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In the future, when it rains, it is better for everyone to go out less, you don't know who is raining in the sky......

By the way, I wanted to have two more today, but the cost of living bottomed out immediately, last month's manuscript fee was 150, less than two hundred starting points were not sent, no way, I went out to play the guitar during the day to ask for money, okay, I want to come back more than 70 today, and I can last a few days