Chapter 22: I'll Break Your Thighs and Eat Too
Scold! This is the young lady of the prime minister's family, will you lack a crab thigh to eat?
He Xian'er was very annoyed and paused the teapot in her hand on the table, and looked at those people with horizontal eyebrows.
Seeing this, several young people at the same table with the man also put down the chopsticks in their hands and looked at this side in unison, looking like they were fighting if they were not satisfied.
At this time, an old man who looked like a beggar outside the door walked over with a broken rice bowl. Unexpectedly, after being pushed by the man, he was directly disgusted and blasted away.
Su Shiyuan stretched out his hand with his internal strength, and the old man was hungry and skinny, and he finally stood firm after stumbling a few times.
Uncle, just order whatever you want. Su Shiyuan helped the old man sit down, and took out a money bag from his arms and handed it to him.
Thank you, thank you! The old man burst into tears, thanked him again and again, and Su Shiyuan and He Xian'er, who watched it, were sad for a while.
Hehe, Your Excellency is so polite, I also want to break your thighs to satisfy your cravings! Su Shiyuan's crisp voice resounded in the restaurant, and the shopkeeper who was settling accounts on the side also looked over here.
Su Shiyuan and He Xian'er sat side by side on a long stool, and as soon as the words fell, when the young people laughed at her for not knowing what to do, Su Shiyuan stretched out her long legs, only to see the stool next to her that was idle and no one was sitting on it flipped into the air.
I only heard a click, and the stool that kept flipping dropped a leg.
Su Shiyuan raised his foot and twisted the legs of the stool on the ground, and the legs of the stool with wooden thorns flew towards the young people in an instant, and fell directly into an empty plate that had been eaten.
Xiao Er, this thigh is on my account! Between the flow of beautiful eyes, thousands of weathering!
Okay! Sir! The shopkeeper was stunned for a while, it seems that he can't judge people by his appearance in the future, what kind of weak student is this!
The young men were already frightened, and just now the shopkeeper responded very appropriately, and they suddenly felt that they couldn't stay anymore, and they didn't dare to stay anymore.
Several people looked at each other a few times, and left the table with a very tacit understanding and prepared to escape.
Yes! My stomach, my stomach hurts! Before he could step out of the threshold, one of the young men suddenly hugged his stomach and cried for his father, and he couldn't stand anymore.
The rest of the people were just about to help him hurry up, but they suddenly felt a cramping pain in their stomachs, which could not be relieved by standing or sitting. For a while, several people sat at the door of the restaurant.
The owner of the restaurant panicked and hurriedly called the shopkeeper. Hurry up and invite Langzhong, maybe you have a bad stomach!
Okay, okay, let's go for the little ones. The shopkeeper hurriedly responded.
Naturally, the owner of the restaurant didn't dare to say anything, and several people were sitting there as if they had eaten something bad, their faces pale. Could it be that the chef didn't handle the seafood properly? But he didn't dare to say this, those young people were like the children of a rich family, if they dared to mention this, they would dare to come and smash his shop after they returned. If it weren't for the high martial arts of that son just now, I'm afraid he would have been bullied.
Wait a minute! I'll take a look. Su Shiyuan stopped Xiao Er, put down the teacup and got up and walked to the door.
This young man, you are a doctor? Save us! Help us, you can have as much money as you want!" The man who had just made trouble crawled over and kowtowed to Su Shiyuan. Immediately after that, several people begged for mercy again and again, kneeling on the ground and kowtowing their heads.
I can save you, of course, but you have to promise me one thing. Su Shiyuan said.
As long as you don't remember the villain, even if it's a thousand pieces! Ask the master to be kind and save us! After the man finished speaking, several young men behind him knelt and kowtowed one after another.
In the future, you must not be arrogant, and you must not bully people everywhere. I see that you are richly dressed, and you must be rich and noble. If you really have the heart, let the money go to the refugees! Su Shiyuan said earnestly, the people's life is the most difficult, just like that uncle, who is over sixty years old and still can't eat, and he can't eat three meals.
Follow the teachings of the master! Boss, in the future, add a big pot in front of the restaurant, build a pergola, and give porridge for free. Several men took out all the silver tickets on their bodies, and they looked like a lot of money.
Ok, good, good! The owner of the restaurant responded repeatedly, there are too many strange things today!
Su Shiyuan was in a good mood when he saw this, Xiao Er, you go to the bottom of the mountain to pick a herb.
Guest officer, the little one doesn't know herbs! The shopkeeper made a difficulty, so it's good for him to find Lang Zhong, how can he read medical books if he doesn't know a few words?
You don't have to go far when you go out, you can follow the stream and give the pigs whatever they eat. Su Shiyuan said loudly.
Yes? Everyone grew their mouths together, and even Xian'er was surprised.
Su Shiyuan pursed her lips and smiled, this perilla can dispel the cold, and it can detoxify the poison of fish and crabs the most. Those young people ate a bunch of fish and crabs without any scruples, fish and crabs are cold things, and if you eat too much, you will definitely not be able to stand it, naturally it is not that the things in the store are not clean.
After a while, Xiao Er really came back with a bunch of grass blades, and after boiling water, he gave it to those people.
This big brother, why is there such a person in front? If the water is impassable, you can't get through it at all. As soon as Su Shiyuan and He Xian'er left the General's Mountain Realm, they saw a group of people in front of them, surrounded by black pressure, cheering enthusiastically. There are so many people that you can't hear if you listen carefully.
You don't know that? Zhang Yuntian, the son of the richest man in Beijing, held a talent contest here, I heard that the first competition is drinking, we don't know a few words, we can't follow the talent competition, this drinking is very good! The prize is 10,000 catties of rice grain, I can't eat it all in my life, so I'll go first. The man in coarse cloth clothes seemed to have come from afar, panting all the way, and left in a hurry after speaking.
County Lord, what can I do! It's too late to go back, and the second lady and the second lady should be looking for trouble again! He Xian'er stood on tiptoe and looked at the crowd in front of him and said, the eldest brother just now was squeezed into obscurity as soon as he entered.
There's no way around now, so why don't you just go over and have a look. Su Shiyuan looked at it, there was really no other way to go.
Okay, I listen to you, Lord of the County. He Xian'er clutched Su Shiyuan's sleeve tightly, and the two walked into the crowd side by side.
Would you like to participate? The two of them were sweating profusely, and finally squeezed into the front row, and Su Shiyuan felt that it was more tiring than fighting. However, this contest seems to be a bit interesting, and she likes the prizes! It is worthy of being held by the son of the richest man, and it is really generous.
Yes? County Lord, I don't know how to drink! On the ring, the old man of the altar of fine wine piled up, and the eyes of those who look directly are dizzy.
County Lord, do you want to participate? He Xian'er let go of her thoughts.
Su Shiyuan pursed her lips and smiled, you can try it!
If we can really win this 10,000 catties of rice grain, the people in trouble in the city will not be hungry for the time being. A gust of breeze blows, and the aroma of various liquors blends into the fresh air, and people are already deeply intoxicated before they even drink it.
Above the ring, a rectangular table sits a large stack of bowls, next to which is the wine that has been prepared.
It is a great honor for Zhang to have so many friends come here. As long as any friend can win any of today's competitions, the winner can take home 10,000 catties of rice grain. Without further ado, the game begins!
It's just a win in any of the competitions! Su Shiyuan felt that there were many more opportunities. The house slaves behind the man put the prepared 10,000 catties of rice and grain behind the ring, and the people took food as the sky, and the men and women under the ring really couldn't hold it back.