Chapter 15 Chrysanthemum bursts the dog's head

"Su Yuyan, I've finished the 1000-word review for you, open it and see if it's good?" Return the composition to Su Yuyan.

"Wow! Wow! At the same table, speed. "Thumbs up. Too lazy to look at it, just throw it into the bag. Pass Xia Ning a blank piece of paper.

Doubts took it. Su Yuyan, you have nothing to do, don't you? It's class time, and you can't say anything to your face, so you can't hide. Writing is not cumbersome. opened it casually, and saw the word a certain lemon stunned, and his eyes were the boss.

'Thirty-Eight' Treaty.

The line above the desk is the '38' line, if you exceed a little bit, you '38'.

After class, you must turn over the table and go out, and it is forbidden to let Lao Tzu and Lao Tzu at the same table Xia Ning give way to you, otherwise you will be 'thirty-eight'.

Lao Tzu I have a habit of cleanliness, and it is best to keep a distance of one meter when talking to Lao Tzu, otherwise you will be 'thirty-eight'.

Party A's signature: Su Yuyan

Signature of Party B:

(Note: This '38' treaty will continue to expire after graduation, during which Party B shall not violate Party A's treaty due to its compliance with Party A's treaty, and if there is any violation, Party B shall compensate Party A 100 yuan in cash.) )

After reading it, I swallowed my saliva hard, I'll go to it, how can people provoke you, as for targeting people everywhere. Wouldn't it be too much.

In turn, he gave Su Yuyan a thumbs up. "You're awesome! You're awesome! I'm also convinced of you. ”

"Who is Lao Tzu? It's your master of the tiger - Su Yuyan. Lao Tzu is not awesome, is it possible that there are people in the world who are more awesome than Lao Tzu? "Pick up the note and slap it the Xuanyuan Xingchen book." Xuanyuan Xingchen, ** to Lao Tzu listen, pick up your broken pen and sign your name on Party B under the treaty, you will accept the treaty if you don't accept it, and you will obey it; If you don't agree, you have to agree, and if you agree, you have to agree. ”

The students in the back and in front covered their mouths one after another. Su Yuyan, you are simply the best among the 'tigress'. Hehe-Xuanyuan Xingchen, it's unlucky enough to have the best 'tigress' at the same table.

Throwing it back on her desk, a man turned his head and looked out the window, completely ignoring the woman.

"Damn, your uncle. You dare to ignore Lao Tzu, are you tired? In the next art class, you TM wait for Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu will avenge himself. A man ignored her, and a woman was furious.

A man ignored her again.

This can make a certain woman angry, and the '38' treaty in her hand is crumpled into a ball of paper. A graceful arc glides through the air, hitting the target: Xuanyuan Xingchen's head. "Art class, wait for Lao Tzu, see you or leave!"

Neuropathy. "Be your company!" Speak out.

She pursed her pink little mouth, and she looked extremely cute. "Cut! Hum! ”

The corners of his mouth curled. "Childish." Talk to oneself.

In the art class, the art teacher gave out the drawing paper and asked the students to draw freely.

In the blink of an eye, he observed Xuanyuan Xingchen a few more times and smiled wickedly. "Hehehe-hehe-hehe-" picked up the pen and immersed himself in hard painting.

Shaking his head and smiling, he was destined to be unlucky in art class.

Looking at her obscene little expression, it must be no good, and she continued to bow her head and draw cartoon characters.

After 20 minutes......

Put it away, "Lao Tzu is done!" "With me Su Yuyan, no matter how difficult things are, they can all be done.

"Ahaha--at the same table, look at this!" picked up Su Yuyan's handwritten painting and gave it to Xia Ning, and a certain woman appreciated it while explaining.

The painting presents such a miserable picture.

A dog's head wears a wreath woven from chrysanthemums. Even the dog's head and ears are chrysanthemums, the dog's whiskers are chrysanthemum petals, and the most awesome thing is the dog's mouth, and a chrysanthemum is sandwiched between two sausages.

"The name of this painting is "Chrysanthemum Bursting Dog Head", chrysanthemum gray is often good, good chrysanthemum with this inferior dog head, but it is a pity that this chrysanthemum. Alas~ This kind of explosive dog head is a counterfeit product. The quality is not guaranteed, and it is not eaten when it is thrown away to feed the dogs. Su Yuyan couldn't close her mouth with a smile, hugged Xia Ning, and laughed. Aha-ha-ha-"Chrysanthemum Bursting Dog's Head" hahaha-"The hand slapped the solid chest of a certain emperor. "Hahaha-" A woman laughed stupidly.

The roof of the Dragon Tilt Palace is about to give a certain woman a laughing couch. The guards, maids, and servants of the guards covered their ears. God, the queen smiles so well-it's ugly. They can't take it anymore! Queen Mother, don't laugh, we can't stand your golden words. Pity and pity, let's be careful of our liver endurance.

She felt that the atmosphere in the classroom was not right, and slowly opened her eyes, and there was a warm scene in front of her.

She wore only a belly pocket on her upper body and threw herself into the arms of the dog emperor and gave her a 'princess hug'. A warm atmosphere spreads throughout the room.

"Fog grass! Help me! The emperor insulted the queen! Help! ”

The roof of the house was shaken by this earth-shattering crying ghost sound, as if the house was about to collapse in the next second.

"When I and the queen are husband and wife, how can it be considered indecent?" He took care of her by the side, and it was clear that she woke up and hugged him for a wild laugh, but it became him insulting her.

Xuanyuan Ning trotted all the way to the Dragon Tilt Palace. Within three days, the Queen Mother of Heaven asked her to go over to discuss and kiss. The dead eighth woman clearly forced her to kiss. Go and go, whoever is afraid of whom. Anyway, harmony is beneficial and harmless to the old lady. I haven't seen my table for three days, and she should be almost well.

As soon as the front foot stepped into the door, Xuanyuan Ning on the back foot couldn't wait to slip away. She didn't want to be a 'light bulb'.

Xuanyuan Xingchen and Nangong Yuyan's faces turned red at this time.

"What the hell! I'm just passing by, don't care about my presence, you go on. "Cover your eyes. If you don't come early, you won't come late. She came at this time, and she was bored with herself. I can't blame her completely. Nangong Yuyan wants to explore her heart and will definitely quarrel with her.

"Xuanyuan Lemon, get rough!" Push away the Dog Emperor and cover his upper body. Yelling. "What did you just see?" Ask.

"Today is the bright spring, the spring flowers are blooming, and the spring is splashing...... Ahem, ahem, slip of the tongue. Saying the wrong thing. I wanted to express that I didn't see anything, really, I didn't see anything. "Shake your head.

"Xuanyuan Ning, get out! Roll rough! Go back! If you don't come sooner or later, you will come now. Stir up the whole situation embarrassing, are you happy? I'm in a very bad mood, don't force me to be rude, get out of the way. Otherwise, you will be the next one to be scolded. ”

Xuanyuan Ning covered her eyes tightly, and before leaving, she didn't forget to say, "I really didn't see anything."

The corners of his mouth twitched, and a certain emperor thought to himself: Sister Huang, please when you come in the future, you'd better knock on the door first or let someone report it, and you won't take the liberty to come in

Good.

"Dog Emperor, don't think that if you are the emperor, Lao Tzu will be kind to you. Think beautifully, Lao Tzu baaa! You're going to too! Nangong Yuyan was about to blow up.

"Queen, this is my dormitory. Where does the queen let me go? I took care of the queen day and night for three days! I'm afraid that now the whole palace is spreading the word about how much affection I have with the queen. ”

"Shameless to die. People are shameless, and the world is invincible. Even the Dog Emperor is no exception. Who proves that you haven't done anything to me for three days? "Dog Emperor, you must have taken advantage of me when I was asleep. It turns out that a certain woman thinks too much.