Chapter 507 is a big liar through and through
A strange and familiar pain came out from the depths of Yang Xianxian's heart, like lightning, attacking her nerves.
She hugged the dying Wang Xiaoshi, big tears fell, and then the soft cherry lips leaned on his lips again, exhaling vigorously, hoping that a miracle would suddenly appear.
"Little girl, why are you crying? In fact, if you kiss me twice, I will be ready to be resurrected. ”
At this moment, Wang Xiaoshi, who had always looked like a dead corpse, yawned and opened his eyes.
I don't know what method he used, his heartbeat immediately returned to normal, and his face also changed from a frightening white color to a ruddy color.
In an instant, Wang Xiaoshi, who was half-dead just now, actually became vigorous.
Swindler!
Utter big liar!
Yang Xianxian immediately came back to her senses, and before she could scream in surprise, Wang Xiaoshi turned over, and her sturdy body pressed directly on Yang Xianxian's plump/full body, and then kissed her hot lips viciously on Yang Xianxian's lips. My shared wife 507
"Bastard, how can he?"
Yang Xianxian, who hadn't reacted much just now, immediately fell into a blank in her brain, only feeling that Wang Xiaoshi's lips were hot and hot, and her tongue began to wander on her lips, familiar and rhythmic, constantly teasing/teasing Yang Xianxian's nerves.
However, Yang Xianxian was only stunned for dozens of seconds, then reacted, pushed Wang Xiaoshi away, and viciously seemed to be an angry little beast: "Aren't you dead, how can you still be busy?" It's so bad that I shed so many tears for you in vain, phew, my mouth is full of your saliva, and it's dirty. ”
Wang Xiaoshi smiled and stood up lazily: "You secretly kissed me for so long, I just responded politely, don't you know that I, Wang Xiaoshi, am a man who pays attention to courtesy?" ”
"Ahh
Yang Xianxian took out a tissue, wiped her lips desperately, and looked at Wang Xiaoshi rolling her eyes, but the flush on her face and her eyes with charm showed that this little witch was already emotional.
Wang Xiaoshi pretended to be, sighed, and said faintly: "Actually, I found that I have fallen in love with you, because when you gave me artificial respiration, I could feel my heartbeat beating violently, Yang Xianxian, did you give me some cursed poison?" ”
Hearing Wang Xiaoshi's words, Yang Xianxian's expression froze obviously, and it took three seconds before he returned to normal, like a kitten whose tail had been stepped on, and barked with his teeth and claws: "Phew, you are a scoundrel like you, is it worth me to curse you?" ”
"Go to your spring and autumn dreams, I just don't want to owe you, but you also showed a man's responsibility just now and helped me block the arc"
Her cheeks were flushed, her speech was super fast, and the more she spoke, the more adulterated she became, so she simply stopped her mouth in frustration: "All in all, the man I Yang Xianxian likes is definitely not like you, neither handsome, nor will he make me happy, and he is as stupid as a pig, so don't be delusional." ”
As he spoke, Yang Xianxian "kneaded" the tissue in his hand into a ball, and then threw it on the smooth floor, his nose rose and fell slightly, and he shifted his eyes to the big screen, and he didn't look at Wang Xiaoshi.
Wang Xiaoshi smiled dumbly, and at this moment, he only heard a bad voice with a simple voice: "Master's wife, why are you 'messy' littering again, people just washed their hands." ”
Both of them were startled, Wang Xiaoshi turned around, and saw a chubby big-headed doll slowly walking out of the corner, with a metallic head, and camera eyes, all telling Wang Xiaoshi, this is a smart machine qì person.
However, what is the matter with the master's wife?
Moreover, the big-headed doll's cheap and bad voice is exactly the same as Wang Xiaoshi's voice, what's the matter? My shared wife 507
Yang Xianxian's face was as red as a red apple, and he reached out angrily and pressed the remote control on the bed, and heard the big-headed doll make a cheap voice: "Wow, master's wife, people suddenly feel a little tired, can you let me sleep first, and serve the master's wife in a while, long live the master's wife, good night." ”
After the big-headed doll finished speaking, the chubby body rustled and moved to the corner of the room, and then the two short legs were bent upward, and the two hands were put behind the head.
Wang Xiaoshi looked at this magical scene, his eyes widened, in Helen's real room, there are also intelligent machines, but such a "sexual" machine, even Wang Xiaoshi has seen it for the first time.
Yang Xianxian looked at Wang Xiaoshi and looked at the trash can in surprise, and her face turned red: "What do you see, haven't you seen the talking trash can?" Turtles! ”
Wang Xiaoshi came back to his senses, hehe, he smiled, and his bad eyes made Yang Xianxian panic for a while: "Of course I've seen a talking trash can, but I've never seen a trash can that speaks Uncle Ben's accent." ”
"Hmph, who asked you to bully me, I'll go home and change this trash can to your appearance, every time I bully it, my mood will be much more comfortable, so are you satisfied?"
Wang Xiaoshi shook his head again and again: "Forget it, I can't talk about you, speaking of which, I saved your life again today, even if you let mine and split me, I don't care, now, I just want you to help me save people, just when I owe you a favor, okay?" ”
It was rare for him to speak so seriously, he was really worried about Li Man's safety, and he had to succumb to Yang Xianxian's "lewdness"/threat.
Yang Xianxian snorted: "Speaking of which, you are still for that woman, okay, okay, I'll let them let them go, and then notify the Tang Sect and give you an explanation to Tianlong Babu, okay?" ”
"What? Will they listen to you? Who are you? ”
At this moment, Wang Xiaoshi was startled, took two steps back, and looked at Yang Xianxian as if he had seen a ghost.
"Gege, why do you look at me like that? I'm not a ghost! ”
Yang Xian smiled twice and pointed to her white and tender calves: "Do you want to know my identity?" Come, press the legs for others first, and if you sleep for too long, your legs are numb. ”
Wang Xiaoshi hesitated for a moment, then walked behind Yang Xianxian and reached out to help her gently massage her legs, but the nerves in her mind became more and more tense.
Yang Xian enjoyed Wang Xiaoshi's massage comfortably, pointed to the potato chips on the table, and Wang Xiaoshi handed her the potato chips knowingly.
Yang Xianxian stuffed a potato slice into his mouth, bit it crunchy, and said in a lazy tone: "It's more interesting to serve by real people, that big-headed doll is really embarrassing." ”
Although Wang Xiaoshi deliberately didn't mention it, Yang Xianxian didn't forget that the big-headed doll was a "master's wife", and he listened to the ears of this stinky calf, and he didn't know if he would think of himself as that kind of frivolous woman.
Wang Xiaoshi watched Yang Xianxian being massaged by himself and snorted, he couldn't bear it, he slapped her and slapped her almost perfect 'buttocks': "Enough, I'm called a salute before a soldier, and then you sell Guanzi, believe it or not, I'll do you now?" ”
Yang Xianxian exclaimed, and couldn't help covering her 'buttocks': "Wang Xiaoshi, you hit my fart/stock again, don't you want to live?" ”
Bang Bang Bang!
Wang Xiaoshi slapped a few more times unceremoniously: "Nonsense, you are my master's wife, I beat my wife's fart/stock, God can only look at it!" ”
"What nonsense are you talking about, who's your wife"
Although the "buttocks" are spicy, Yang Xianxian's tone is much gentler, although he pinched Wang Xiaoshi's waist in disgust, but he didn't pursue it anymore, but said helplessly: "Okay, okay, you are the Heavenly Demon Star of my life, I hate it, it's not gentle at all, it hurts to death." ”
She stuffed another potato slice in her mouth and said lazily: "Actually, although my surname is Yang, I am actually a member of the Tang Sect, and I am the most beloved apprentice of the old lady Tang, who is actually at the helm of the Tang Sect." ”
"I was accepted as an apprentice by Mrs. Tang since I was a child, and I studied the secret poison of the Tang Sect with her for ten years, and later after returning to the Yang family, I was admitted to the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, specializing in biochemical science."
"Later, after returning to China, I became the head of several secret biochemical laboratories in the country, hmph, don't look at me as only twenty years old, I'm a major general."
Speaking of this, Yang Xian stretched lazily, and regardless of the spring/light of the whole body, most of it was "exposed" in Wang Xiaoshi's eyes.
"Genius biochemical scientist, master of the Tang Sect, major general of the military"
This series of titles stunned Wang Xiaoshi, looking at the girl's delicate and innocent face, he smiled bitterly in his heart: "No wonder this little girl is poisonous, and there are so many strange poisons and mechanisms on her body, I should have thought that only the children of the Tang Sect have such ability." ”
Yang Xianxian glanced at Wang Xiaoshi: "I have become the person in charge of many biochemical laboratories in the country, and in a sense, it can be regarded as a magnification of the Tang Sect." ”
"The Tang Sect's research and inheritance of more than a thousand years of 'medicine' institutions have all been integrated by me to serve the country, from the perspective of biochemical research, Huaxia is not afraid of any powerful enemy, these are the merits of the Tang Sect."
"Master was originally unwilling for me to do this, but then he couldn't help me, so he let me go, with my efforts, the tense situation between the Tang Sect and the country has been dissolved, and there is no need to hide and live."
"Master is a person who understands, knows that there is no country, there is no home, with her support, my biochemical research has advanced by leaps and bounds, and the progress has been rapid, which has created the legend of genius, in fact, what kind of genius there is, every qiē is just the help that Master gave me."