Chapter 248: Big Pants

Chapter 248 of the main text volume

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Hearing the words of the Buddha, Chen Daming was slightly stunned, hooligan? I'm not a hooligan, I just took off one of your clothes, and I didn't do anything to you?

Huh? Wrong? The word "hooligan" also exists in the fairy world? The development of the fairy world is really not soft, and it is definitely advancing with the times.

"Wait a while, if you come, don't talk nonsense, why am I a hooligan? It's just that I took off one of your clothes, and you don't have to cover it, I really don't have any interest in your big white meat. Chen Daming said with some disdain.

The Buddha is very fat, and he has a circle of horizontal flesh on his belly!

Now looking at the Buddha with red lips, a big red spot in the center of his eyebrows, a shiny top of his head, and a bare body, he is actually a little cute, a little like an enlarged baby.

Chen Daming is a pity! Although my Alipay is magical, however, it lacks a screenshot function, if only I could save the nude photos of the Buddha.

"Hurry up and give me back your clothes." If the Buddha is a little indignant.

"Give it back to you? Hey...... Didn't you just tell me that you would be able to catch me? The previous qiē was not ready, but this time I was waiting for you to be ready, and you still didn't catch me! Actually, it's not a shame to admit that you can't do it yourself, what do you say? Chen Daming looked at the phone screen and said.

Then he looked at the monk's robe in his hand again, Chen Daming took a closer look, although the monk's robe was soft but very textured, with a hint of metallic feeling, he looked at it carefully, and saw a golden silk thread, Chen Daming made a few strokes, but it was not broken, and then he picked up a lighter from the side, lit it for a full minute, and the golden silk thread was the same as before.

it! This golden silk thread should be the silk drawn from gold! But this robe should not only be made of gold wire, but also other materials, otherwise the whole robe would have to be golden, and now although this robe is golden, it is not golden.

Not to mention anything else, if the Buddha comes to weave a robe with gold silk, it is luxurious enough.

Hearing Chen Daming's words, the Buddha looked at the remaining objects on his body, a large white trouser head, and a string of prayer beads on his hand.

Although the Buddha didn't want to admit it, he had to admit that he really couldn't determine the other party's position, and he couldn't catch the other party, even if he had hope to catch the other party next time, but he didn't dare to take the test lightly, if the other party really got his big pants away, and saw his little brother, that person would lose his big name, which is not good!

"Immortal friends, let's have something to talk about, I admit that I can't do it, can I? Can you give me back my monk's robe first, I feel a little uncomfortable staying like this, and I always feel like others are looking at me. "The Buddha finally relented.

At this moment, his little expression was a little distorted, and there was a hint of supplication in it.

"Okay, don't be sentimental, let others look at you, don't worry, I don't want to see it, your big fat biao has no attraction to me at all." Chen Daming said.

"Besides, I like your monk's robe very much, so I'll give it to me." Chen Daming continued.

Hearing Chen Daming's words, the Buddha was slightly stunned, what? Got your own robe? Whoever puts this monk's robe on his own lids likes it! This monk's robe is made of various rare metals, and it also carries a lot of magic circles on it, and it also comes with its own formation blessings, and there is also the power of faith in it.

Ordinary divine soldiers can't break through the defense of this robe at all, the defense is extremely strong, and I can't put down this monk's robe!

"You shouldn't be a disciple of Buddhism, what's the use of asking for this, it's better to give it back to me." The Buddha smiled slightly.

Ziz...... Okay, then I'll ask you, do you still want that big pants? If I don't want to, I don't mind taking those big pants away, and besides, I'll call everyone around to look at your 'sexy' body, how about it? Chen Daming said with a smile.

The little heart of the Buddha also trembled slightly! This immortal friend is threatening himself, so what can he do? If you can't find someone, you can only endure it, after all, you don't want to be embarrassed!

"Immortal friend, immortal friend, don't ask others to come over, okay, I admit defeat, I'll give you the monk's robe, you can take it!" As the Buddha said.

"That's pretty much it." Chen Daming said.

"Immortal friend, I don't know why you came this time?" The Buddha asked, he was excited for a long time, thinking about how to find out the other party, but he didn't know what the other party was doing.

"I'll come and take a look, and by the way, ask you something, and find out what you're thinking." Chen Daming said.

Know what's going on in your heart? What's the idea? The Buddha is also a little confused!

"Then you say......" Although the Buddha had doubts in his heart, he did not say it.

"What did you think about learning from the scriptures back then? I heard that because Jin Chanzi didn't listen to your lectures, in order to show your dignity, you demoted him to the mortal world, and finished directing a big drama of learning scriptures from the West, aren't you too troublesome? I see, you love face so much. Chen Daming said.

Hearing Chen Daming's words, the little white face of the Buddha turned slightly red, and this look was that Chen Daming said that he was in his heart.

"Indeed, I love face, Xianyou is right, who do you say doesn't love face?" The Buddha was a little embarrassed.

"Yes, everyone loves face, but you have to have a degree of love for face, it's not good to be too vain, it hurts others and yourself, how many immortals, monsters, and mortals have died in the West Heaven and learned from it, and the evaluation you get in the fairy world is not particularly good, you should review and review yourself, if you love face so much, it will kill yourself." Chen Daming said.

"What Xianyou said is, thank you Xianyou for reminding me, I will try to change it slowly in the future!" The Buddha accepted it very humbly.

"However, at that time, as the leader of the Western Elysium, I can't lose face too much, that will make other immortals feel that I have no majesty, what can I do if no one is afraid of me?" As the Buddha said.

"I understand what you said, it's normal for you to maintain your majesty, you Buddhists often say, with compassion as your heart, in the face of face and compassion, I hope you can choose compassion, do you understand what I mean?" Chen Daming said.

As soon as Chen Daming's words came out, the Buddha frowned slightly, although the other party's words were simple, but they had some enlightenment meanings, as a disciple of Buddhism, he should have treated the whole world with compassion, and after becoming a Buddha for so many years, he seems to have forgotten his original intention!