Chapter 411: It's just a bastard
At this time, Yang Yesheng suddenly said: "Team Chen, you don't have to be embarrassed, she is a leader, and she can bear it if something happens, but you can't." β
Team Chen was shocked, and secretly thought, what is the origin of this young man, since he knows that Kong Yu is Secretary Kong's daughter, he still dares to stand up with her, alas, it seems that they are all high-level disciples, the second generation of officials, not that I, the captain of the small county traffic police brigade, can manage it, let them go.
So, Team Chen moved his body out of the way, and although he knew that it was useless, he still whispered to Kong Yu: "Be careful, this kid is difficult to deal with." β
Sometimes, good intentions do bad things like this, Team Chen said this for Kong Yu's good, hoping that she wouldn't make too much trouble, but he ignored Kong Yu's character of not admitting defeat, the more he said this, the more Kong Yu would not let Yang Yesheng go, nodded angrily and said: "Team Chen, don't worry, I must bring this hooligan to justice." β
When Yang Yesheng heard this, he immediately shouted again: "Team Chen, you don't care about her, you are a hooligan when you open your mouth and close your mouth, what do you say I did to her, did you take off her clothes, or touch something that can't be touched." β
"You ......" Kong Yu was furious, almost unable to control his feelings again, and scolded angrily, "Yang Yesheng, you bastard, if I don't let Xiaoxue break up with you, I won't be surnamed Kong." β
Yang Yesheng smiled: "Hey, someone seems to have said just now, what a little snow, a big snow, you don't know it, why did you suddenly know it again, well, as for saying that you don't have the surname Kong, this is of course, anyway, sooner or later you have to follow a man's surname, it's better to follow me, call Yang Kong." β
"You ......" Kong Yu was angry tonight, it is estimated that it is ten times more than her in the past twenty years combined, she was almost crazy by Yang Ye Sheng, but at this time, she suddenly opened her pneumoax, and she actually endured Yang Ye Sheng's sarcasm, her mood calmed down, and she said coldly, "Yang Ye Sheng, don't take advantage of your tongue in vain, let's wait and see." β
After that, Kong Yu ignored Yang Yesheng, turned his head to Xiao Li and said: "Xiao Li, you make a phone call and bring all the nearby alcohol testers, I want him to blow them one by one, I won't believe it today, these alcohol testers will all be broken." β
"Hey." Xiao Li is just an ordinary traffic policeman, not a captain, and Kong Yu does not have any right to talk on an equal footing, so he can only do what she says, answer, and call.
Yang Yesheng yawned, looked at the bright moon in the sky, and sighed: "When is the bright moon, ask the wine to the sky, I don't know what year it is in the heavenly palace." I want to go back with the wind, I don't want to give up the bewitching beauty, I will never be bored, men and women turn up and down, happy like a fairy. β
At the beginning, Kong Yu listened to Yang Yesheng reciting Song Ci, secretly scolded him for his nerves, and ignored him, but when he heard the second half of the sentence, his face flushed with shame, what kind of change is this, it's just too much of a bastard.
Kong Yu was about to scold Yang Ye Sheng, but he heard a man not far away, Chaoyang Ye Sheng shouting with a smile: "Dude, you are simply too talented, the second half of this poem is too classic, but the first half of the sentence is not interesting." β
Yang Yesheng laughed and said: "Of course, the first half of the sentence is also there, and there are two versions, which are more classic than the second half of the sentence, but what, because of this female policeman, I'm embarrassed to say it if it's too rough, buddy, if you want to hear it, I'll whisper it to you." β
The man was overjoyed, and hurriedly ran over happily, saying, "Dude, tell me quickly, I want to listen to both versions?" β
Kong Yuqing knew that Yang Yesheng couldn't say any good poems, her pretty face flushed, and she glared at him fiercely, don't look over, but she didn't want Yang Yesheng to read it out loud on purpose, and suddenly Kong Yu was so ashamed that he wanted to dig a crack and drill down.
Yang Yesheng said with a smile: "What about these two versions, the first version is for women, and the second version is for men, this brother, which one do you listen to first?" β
The man hurriedly said, "Let's start with the one that I said to the woman." β
Yang Yesheng nodded and said, "Brother, it's really a person in temperament, okay, I'll talk about the one I said to the woman first, the first half of the sentence is read like this......"
The man laughed and said, "Dude, you're talking about sex toys, yes, many women have them in their hands now, there are many kinds, okay, this version is really good, it's really for women, what about the version for men?" β
Yang Yesheng laughed and said, "This is even more classic, come, brother, I sue you, you can remember it." β
"Hahahaha......" When the man heard this, he couldn't help laughing, patted Yang Yesheng's shoulder, and said, "Dude, you are so talented, I just admire you a little, I have firmly remembered these two poems, and I will post them on Weibo tonight." β
Yang Yesheng said with a smile: "Haha, it's actually my brother who made it up temporarily, it doesn't hurt Daya, it doesn't hurt Daya." β
The man was even more surprised: "Brother, idol, come, exchange mobile phone numbers, and I'll call you tomorrow to invite you to dinner." β
Yang Yesheng said with a smile: "Brother, if you really want to invite me to dinner, go to the prison tomorrow to see me, and give me a pound of liquor and a roast chicken." β
Although Kong Yu turned his back, he kept listening to the conversation between Yang Yesheng and the man, and when he heard this, he couldn't help but turn around and said angrily: "There is no liquor and roast chicken, there is no fart, then wait to eat dry steamed buns and pickles." β
The man stuck out his tongue, shrunk his head, and whispered to Yang Yesheng: "Dude, although I admire you very much, but now I sympathize with you more, let's settle tonight's matter first, if there is fate, our brothers will meet again, this is my business card, buddy, you take it." With that, the man handed Yang Yesheng a business card, turned around and left.
Yang Yesheng took the business card and looked at it, and found that this man was not simple, it was Guo Qishan, the boss of Xiaocheng Xinda International Trade, hey, Guo Qishan, this is the character of Tan Yufeng, the mother of Kong Yu, second only to Kong Yu, among the top ten entrepreneurs in Xiaocheng, I didn't expect it to be such a lewd man, it is really unseemly, Yang Yesheng once again felt the correctness of this sentence.
Yang Yesheng lit a cigarette, put this business card away, and thought to himself, hey, Guo Qishan, I don't know how many people want to have a relationship with him, I didn't expect to be met by me tonight, it's very good, Tenglong Group Co., Ltd. has a new partner in the next step.
"Hey, it's raining, when will those breathalyzers of yours arrive, I still have something to do." Yang Yesheng finished smoking a cigarette, and saw that the convoy that had become a dragon just now, and all the effort was gone after a while, and there were only four traffic policemen and him left on this road. From time to time, there will be vehicles passing by, but they are no longer ready to check again, and slowly leaned over to Yang Ye Sheng and Kong Yu.
Kong Yu glanced at him coldly and said, "What's the panic, this is coming, hum, Yang Yesheng, I have to admire that you are very skillful, and you were able to dodge two alcohol testers, hey, if you can avoid all the alcohol testers that will be sent later, I will let you go." β
Yang Yesheng snorted a haha, and said with a smile: "Okay, the so-called body is not afraid of shadows, feet are not afraid of crooked shoes, anyway, I didn't drink, what are you afraid of, even if you bring all the alcohol testers in the entire Xiao City, I still haven't drunk." β
At this time, Team Chen also came over, made a gesture to Kong Yu, took her away a few steps, and said in a low voice: "Kong Yu, the alcohol tester just now is not broken, it seems that this one called Yang Yesheng may really not be drinking, I think it's better to forget it, otherwise, if he makes a big deal about it, Secretary Kong's face will not look good." β
Kong Yu frowned and said, "What, it's really not bad, didn't you catch someone?" β
Team Chen said with a smile: "Because they were not drunk driving, we didn't arrest them, but just educated them and deducted points from their driver's licenses." β
Hearing Team Chen say this, Kong Yu also muttered a little in his heart, secretly thinking, is it difficult for Yang Yesheng to say that what he said is true, the smell of wine on his body was contaminated when he sent it to a friend?
Yang Yesheng's hearing is extremely perverted, although Team Chen and Kong Yu spoke in a very small voice, they were heard clearly by Yang Yesheng, thinking, hey, Kong girl, you were arrogant for a long time just now, you can withdraw if you want to, I have to let you withdraw.
So, Yang Yesheng shouted at the two of them: "Hey, Team Chen, do you know that I haven't drunk, so let's do it, I'm also a good citizen, don't put forward excessive conditions with you, you just need to let the girl surnamed Kong apologize to me, and I won't pursue tonight's matter, otherwise, I will go to Secretary Kong's office tomorrow morning to theorize." β
Yang Yesheng's "threat", of course Kong Yu was not afraid, she knew that Yang Yesheng had a good relationship with her father, and it was impossible for Yang Yesheng to go to her father's office to make trouble because of this little thing. Moreover, Kong Yu's condition to Yang Yesheng to ask her to apologize to him, how can he accept it, this is even more uncomfortable than killing her.
However, Team Chen is different, he has just seen that Yang Yesheng has a good relationship with the Kong family, Kong Yu deliberately embarrassed Yang Yesheng, it is not a deep hatred, but it is like a little lover
Angry.
What Yang Yesheng said about going to Kong Yousheng's office tomorrow, Team Chen also knew that he was just talking, but what Team Chen was afraid of was that even if Yang Yesheng mentioned tonight's incident to Kong Yousheng during ordinary chatting, it was not something he could bear, after all, he specially explained that he must take care of Kong Yu, but the current situation is obviously not taken care of.
Kong Yu snorted coldly and said: "Yang Yesheng, I want my aunt and grandmother to apologize to you, but there is no door, I really consumed it with you tonight, I don't believe you really didn't drink." β
What Yang Yesheng wants is that Kong Yu will not give up this purpose, and he is secretly happy when he hears this, and said lazily: "Kong girl, I have told you, the alcohol tester is useless, if you really want to know if I have drunk, come and kiss me, I promise that I will not return the favor, and I will not tell your father and your brother about it, what's the matter, character." β
Kong Yu was so angry with Yang Ye Sheng that he could endure it, and he sneered when he heard this: "Yang Ye Sheng, aren't you afraid that I will tell SΓΉ Xiaoxue this?" β
Yang Yesheng laughed and said: "Sue sΓΉ, it's okay, Xiaoxue is very good to me, and she is very relieved to me, you can find as many as you want." β