Chapter 103: A Cat and a Dog
"I know it's wrong, don't slap your face!"
"Oops, who's tickling me! Ha ha...... Whew, hahaha......"
"Ha, haha! Stop it! I'm going to die laughing! ”
Lu Yu was surrounded by everyone in the corner, and hands from all sides reached over, scratching his neck, armpits and waist, this is even more uncomfortable than the ten tortures of the Manchu Qing Dynasty!
In the midst of the chaos, a boy pushed the door in and came in sweating profusely, and asked everyone, "Who saw the minister?" I've got something to look for! ”
"Did you see the minister, where is he?"
"What about the minister? Out of the office? ”
The boys asked one by one, and finally fixed their eyes on a nest of people in the corner.
"Stop! Liang Shuo is here, he has something to tell me, don't make trouble. ”
Lu Yu took the opportunity to catch his breath, trying to get rid of everyone's clutches. Duan Lei and they couldn't let him succeed so easily, just put Liang Shuo aside like an invisible person, shaking his head and singing: "No matter, no matter, whatever you want......"
Bifurcation! Ignore me! Liang Shuo's forehead jumped suddenly, and he couldn't help but roar: "Your mother, have you listened to me, damn!" ”
This roar was deterrent enough, and the scene was shocking for more than ten seconds, and everyone stopped and looked at him in unison.
Quiescence.
Silence enough.
Deathly silence.
Ha? What are you looking at me for?
Liang Shuo was stunned by the sudden silence for a long time, and hung a row of black lines on his forehead. Then, just as he raised his lips to ask, the group turned their heads very tacitly and continued what had not been done before.
Liang Shuo was stunned to see himself being ignored by them so gorgeously, the corners of his mouth twitched, he clenched his fists, and then slammed it on the table.
This time, the world was finally completely silent.
Liang Shuo clapped his hands with satisfaction, and sure enough, convincing people with virtue is bullshit. Or Grandpa Mao said it well, the power comes out from under the barrel of the gun!
Lu Yu crawled out of the crowd with a grim face, his hair spread out on all sides as if he had been swept by a hurricane, his clothes hung crookedly on his body, one button fell off here, his sleeves were pulled out there, and there were two strange blush on his face.
Liang Shuo's gaze flickered over his face for three seconds, and then, mechanically, he turned his head: "Who is this thing?" ”
Now cats and dogs can come and go freely in the student union office? Liang Shuo was puzzled.
"Ahem, ahem."
Lu Yu coughed twice shamelessly, directly ignored Liang Shuo's puzzled gaze, and walked over without blushing and heartbeat: "Liang Shuo, what you did just now has a result?" ”
Bifurcation! This is a familiar sound! Where do you seem to have heard it?
Liang Shuo suddenly trembled, and his head was like being struck by lightning, and the door to the new world was instantly opened: "You, you are the minister?!" ”
"It's me. Wait, what do you mean by that **** expression? ”
"Uh-he-he, minister, you're really kidding......"
A drop of cold sweat flowed from Liang Shuo's head, and the minister changed his face, his eyes were sharper than before.
"I asked, and the result was pretty much the same as you said. What's next? ”
"Well, the mountain people have their own tricks, you just wait to see a good show!"
Lu Yu sat down on the rotating chair with a smile, beckoned to Liang Shuo, and whispered in his ear: "You are like this...... ...... like this"
Liang Shuo's frowning eyebrows became deeper and deeper: "Minister, are you sure this trick will work?" ”
"Don't worry so much, just do what I say."
Lu Yu stood up, walked to the window and looked at the gloomy sky, tonight was destined to be restless.