The morning sun was so bright, Nangong Yuyan was lying on a chair in the pavilion eating bananas and reading a book.

It's a comfortable little life, after beating the adulterous concubine yesterday, I started to enjoy life today, the world is changing too fast, but I like it!

"Ahh Hoo! Hoo!

I'm happy Xiaoyuyan

I'm not afraid of wind and rain

Fight the adulterous concubine and revitalize the motherland

I am the great Su Yuyan

Really, really, really a big hero

La-la-la-la! ”

Nangong Yuyan happily sang the songs she had written.

The sixth father-in-law followed Jinxin and walked over. "The minion little six sons knock on the queen's mother." Kneel and salute.

"No courtesy." With a wave of his hand, it's good to be a queen, don't worry about food, don't worry about clothing, and don't worry about having no money to spend. Whoever sees her has to bow respectfully, and when she is bored, she can also play majestic. If the new human beings in the 21st century are worried about money, housing, and cars......

got up, "Niangniang, the emperor invites you to the imperial study." ”

"Go now?" Phew, no, it's not now or tomorrow. Today you owe it. The Dog Emperor looking for me? I just wanted to open it and decided to abolish it. "Uh-uh...... That, this is the main palace. ”

Get up from your chair, Dog Emperor, I hope you can dethrone Lao Tzu. But the opposite is true.

The Imperial Study......

"Niangniang will wait outside first, and the slave will go in and report."

"You don't need to report it, just go in the palace by yourself, you don't need to be so troublesome."

The ancients were troublesome, and they also reported the wool? If it's in modern times, you can just go in and open the wood.

"Fear ......"

Nangong Yuyan quickly interrupted him.

"What am you afraid of, the emperor is so merciful, needless to say, he will definitely agree."

As soon as Nangong Yuyan said this, he agreed.

As soon as the front foot stepped in, the back foot heard the natural sound of the adulterous concubine, the crispness, the shyness, and the sourness were just right for her usual cheap virtues.

The eldest grandson Siying pulled Xuanyuan Xingchen's arm, pretending to be pitiful, and squeezed out a few tears in his eyes. "Your Majesty, you have to make decisions for your concubines, sister, she ......" cried out of tears. She bullied the concubines, Your Majesty, you have to be the master of the concubines, otherwise the concubines will not live. The voice was delicate and soft, and people who didn't know thought that Nangong Yuyan was bullying her, and Nangong Yuyan couldn't wait to rush up and slap her immediately. It's really underbeaten, it seems that yesterday was not hard enough.

There was a sense of disgust on his face, these concubines were forced by the queen mother to marry him, a lot of rouge vulgar fans, he didn't like any of them, he didn't touch them, just watched them fight openly and secretly, kill each other, and then he sat on the fisherman's profit. Today is because of Nangong Yuyan, let him be nosy, think about it, he will get angry and shake off the hand of Changsun Siying. "Since I was injured, I went back to rest, and I walked around. As for the Queen, I will give you an explanation. ”

Hearing the dialogue between the dog emperor and the adulterous concubine, he was so angry that Lao Tzu was also angry, the tiger was not powerful, and Lao Tzu was a sick cat. "Sister, don't be in a hurry to leave." She stopped the eldest grandson Siying. "Last time, it was my sister's fault, and today my sister sang a little song for my sister to express my apologies to my sister." You have to listen to it if you want to, and you have to listen to it if you don't want to listen to it, it's not a good song anyway.

"Oh? The queen is so sincere, you might as well listen to it. "Xuanyuan Xingchen always has a bad premonition in his heart.

"Sister, thank you, sister." Nangong Yuyan, the emperor is here, and you can't do any tricks in this palace. But who knew that Nangong Yuyan was not afraid of the dog emperor's nickname?

I saw a guzheng next to it, fortunately I like guzheng in modern times, so I studied guzheng for a few years, and finally I can show Lao Tzu's talent. She strolled to the guzheng and sat down, her sky-blue clothes comparable to the guzheng, making her even more beautiful.

Xuanyuan Xingchen is tired of seeing the flowers and branches in the harem, he already likes to be noble and elegant, and today's Nangong Yuyan's dress really shocked him.

Pluck the strings......

“…………

I'm Xiao Yuyan.

Beat the adulterous concubine every day,

The bird said wonderful,

Why do you want to beat the adulterous concubine?

Because she's cheap,

Every day does not stop,

So I'm going to beat and beat the adulterous concubine,

The sun smiles at me,

The adulterous concubine fought well,

The bird said yes, yes,

The adulterous concubine is crying!

…………”

Hahaha, a certain woman laughed secretly in her heart, eldest grandson Siying, shameless, cheap, Lao Tzu asked you to sue, this is just the beginning.

A certain emperor has a black line on his head, and the corners of his mouth twitch seriously, and there are people in the country who have come out! is obviously scolding people in a different way, but it can also be said to be singing. "Nangong Yuyan, I didn't seem to have noticed that you were so smart before." Wicked smile.

"Dear Emperor Chan, you didn't find a talent like me before, which can only mean that you poke your eyes."

A pair of watery eyes stared at the emperor and blinked, squeezing out a few tears. "Your Majesty, you must be the master of your concubines, otherwise your concubines will really not survive." The eldest grandson, Siying, picked up a handkerchief and wiped her tears.

Ancient women were really boring, they couldn't cry, make trouble, hang themselves, and have no ambition. "Oh. Then you go to die, don't send it! My sister suggested that people are inherently dead, either heavier than Mount Tai or lighter than a feather. It's not a pity for my sister to end her life like this? My sister really feels sorry for my sister, such a good girl, she died like this, alas~ It's a pity, it's a pity, it's a pity! "Eldest grandson Siying, Lao Tzu asked you to pretend to be forced." But? Sister, let's die! My sister will burn paper for my sister. ”

Man is inherently dead, or heavier than Mount Tai, or lighter than a feather. Nangong Yuyan, I didn't expect you to be so talented, I really haven't found out. But if you want to be angry with her last time, you have to get it back this time. "Isn't the queen forcing others to die like this?"

"Dear Emperor Chan, husband, you are too smart to chat, lady, I am proud of you! Those who know me are also husbands. "Adulterous concubine, go to death, Lao Tzu won't send it!

"......" why did he feel very speechless every time he talked to her, so he didn't say anything, watching the two of them fight.

Nangong Yuyan, even if you are ruthless, you will make this palace say no, no, no. Between two fires. If you say that she seems to be spineless, how much she wants to die, if she doesn't answer, and if she doesn't answer, and she looks timid, the queen will scare her so much that she can't take it out with a few words.

It's not that Lao Tzu is great, Lao Tzu is great! It's not that Lao Tzu is two, Lao Tzu is one or two goods, and Lao Tzu, the fighter in the second cargo, deserves it! How did Lao Tzu scold himself. Forehead...... Are you two? Dog Emperor, Adulterous Concubine, pick it up! Go on, what, can't pick up? Adulterous concubine, you don't want to die, Lao Tzu will do a good deed today to fulfill your desire to die. "Sister, there are many ways to die, and any of them is dangerous. Ahem, cough, cough - my sister will introduce you to the dangers one by one. Listen up! ”

"If you hang yourself, if you don't die, you can imagine the second half of your life if your neck is broken; If you cut your wrists, what should you do if you don't cut them well and leave scars? If you jump off the building, what should you do if you don't die and become a lifelong disability? What if you hit the wall and die, but don't die and become a fool; If you take poison, how can you live in this harem if you get a half-dead vegetative person; If ten thousand arrows pierce the heart, the pain can be imagined, the pain of piercing the heart before death, the discomfort, is not something ordinary people can bear, even the saints of today, can not bear it......" A certain unscrupulous woman said in an orderly manner, without stopping at all.

Xuanyuan Xingchen, the eldest grandson Siying's meal in the morning wants to flow backwards, and it is comfortable to vomit.

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Yan: I wish, I'm not beautiful, not beautiful, isn't it good?

Wish: It's beautiful, it's beautiful, it's good!

Yan: Then why is this book recommended to be a big egg?

Wish: this ...... You ask the reader, right? I can't answer your question.

Yan: Readers, ask for collections, ask for recommendations! Thank you!