Chapter 193: The Birth of a Family (4)
At this time, the seniors watched with scythes, and the foursome of idols and men and women began to compete.
Daesung and GD thought that Taeyeon and Pani were both soft girls, and it was estimated that Taeyeon's combat power was the lowest among girls, so even if the two women harvested a group of wheat fields together, they might not be able to win two men, of course, although the two men had not done the work of cutting wheat, but this kind of work is basically a test of physical strength and endurance, although harvesting wheat is a test of physical strength, it is actually very simple, you only need to cut it with a sickle at the root of the wheat.
"Let's go!"
"Pani, you attack the left and I attack the right!"
“ok!”
At this time, Taeyeon, the queen of the game, and Pani, who was cutting wheat for the first time, threw themselves into the battle, of course, if it is to cut wheat, the first thing to pay attention to is physical strength, and Pani is stronger than Taeyeon, but he is also a weaker physical person. Of course, winning or losing in variety shows is not important in Taeyeon's eyes, but the punishment for the losing team is not something Taeyeon can bear, and it is estimated that if he carries the two seniors on his back, he will have to be tired, so Taeyeon has to do his best now.
Since the width of the wheat to be cut is narrow, Taeyeon takes the first step to prevent the sickle from cutting her friend's thigh.
"Dacheng, let's let the girl harvest slowly!"
"Do you want to carry Kim Jong Kook's predecessors on your back!"
GD looked at Kim Jong Kook, who was full of muscles, and directly realized the misery of the losing side, so he quickly accelerated the pace of the sickle in his hand, not only caught up with Daesung three meters away in a moment, anyway, Taeyeon's small body also needs to be exercised, GD This is a practice for the sake of the idol's body.
On the other side, Taeyeon was a little struggling, and Pani, who was full of fighting spirit, was also chasing closely.
"Come on Girls' Generation!"
In the face of the shouts of all the seniors, Taeyeon fell directly to the ground, because in its current form, victory is far away.
Half an hour later, the progress of the two girls was much slower than that of Daeung and GD, and Daesung and GD saw that Taeyeon and Pani had fallen nearly 20 meters away and sat directly on the ground and began to rest their tired bodies, as for Taeyeon and Pani, they were also physically and mentally exhausted due to half an hour of work.
"Come on Taeyeon, haven't you heard the story of 'Tortoise and Hare Race', we can surpass them in one fell swoop when they are resting!"
"I said stupid, you're too naïve!"
"Nani?"
"By the time we caught up with them, they were well rested, and we didn't even have the strength to feed, so how could we compare?"
Although the autumn breeze blows slightly cool in October, Taeyeon is sweating profusely due to exercise, and she uses her small hands as a fan to fan the wind all the time. And Pani on the side was also tired and panting, and the more lazy Pani was doing so much work for the first time in several years. Although Pani still had some desire to win at this time, as soon as he heard Taeyeon's analysis, he immediately felt a little hot, and at this time, he also threw himself directly on Taeyeon's body to rest.
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"Congratulations to Dacheng and GD for winning, you won the award of the least gentlemanly manner, you still have no mercy in the face of two delicate ladies, this award is well deserved!" Yoo Jae-seok led the crowd to applaud the two men who returned triumphantly: "In addition, Taeyeon and Pani won the award for the least perseverance, and when you see others resting, you will also rest, and when you see others winning, you actually throw down the sickle and come back, this quality is really worthy of this award!" ”
"Zaishi's mouth is too ruthless, don't you have the slightest mercy in the face of these sisters-in-law!" Yoon Jong-shin, who was next to Yoo Jae-shi, immediately raised objections; "I'm talking about whether you, the referee, made a mistake in judgment, why didn't I see Girls' Generation lose the game!"
"That's right, how bad my eyes are, obviously Girls' Generation won the competition smoothly!"
"That's right, Girls' Generation won!"
This is actually a phenomenon that will appear in Korean variety shows, it is estimated that as soon as a beautiful girl group member comes to participate in this kind of outdoor show, those male guests will howl like they have never seen a woman in their lives, and then in the following game, the male guests will wait for the opportunity to come to the female guests.
And as unscrupulous as the bias at this moment, it would be miserable if there was only one female guest like "Runningman".
"Enough, you guys are so good at making things up!"
"I think Ye-jin is so right, Taeyeon is willing to gamble and lose Ernie!"
In the end, it was judged that Lee Hyo-ri was 53 kg and 1.63 meters, while Taeyeon was only 42 kg and 1.58 meters. And Lee Hyori also rushed to Taeyeon in a run-up way, and it is estimated that Lee Hyori will have to fall together for this reunion. So when Lee Hyo-ri suddenly rushed into his side, he was suddenly dodged by Taeyeon, and Lee Hyo-ri didn't stop the car and rushed out before almost not falling.
Taeyeon's two closest Ernnies, the first is Yoon Eun-hye, and the second is Lee Hyo-ri, so the other party won't care about Lee Hyo-ri's jokes.
"Taeyeon?!"
"I suddenly found that I didn't know that I had some back pain in the past two days, yes, I had some back pain, and the pain was so bad that I couldn't even bend my waist, and I didn't sleep well and was a little dazed, so I made up for sleep with Pani on the way here!" Taeyeon looked at Lee Hyo-ri seriously: "Besides, if you want me to carry you, you don't want my wife to be on the side, we can make an appointment to enjoy the moon together in the evening and listen to a song or something!" ”
"Phew!"
"Who is your wife, I found that you became shameless as soon as you appeared on a variety show!"
"Pani, let me tell you that this is called artistry, we must try our best to make everyone laugh, otherwise there will be tragedies in variety shows, who will come to watch."
"You're right!"
In this way, Taeyeon gags and fooled up the punishment of this level, otherwise she wouldn't want to see Pani carry Son Ye-jin.
Taeyeon unscrupulously said that he had Lily's will, but it was only under the cover of variety shows, and when the officials arrived, they just thought that Taeyeon was trying to make everyone laugh and increase the highlight of the show, and some people would think that this was a setting deliberately given to Taeyeon by PD. This is like Kim Jong Kook in "Runningman" is set as a capable person and Lee Kwang-joo is set as a funny character, everyone in the variety show must have unique personality traits.
Sometimes PD even sets up some complex character relationships, such as Monday couples or awkward brothers and sisters!
Taeyeon is a strong lily image for her setting in variety shows, because Taeyeon's convulsions are really not considered a strong point.
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Then Jin Xiulu found a harvester for everyone to use, and with everyone's efforts, the variety show successfully harvested this wheat field.
And then it's time for the official game part of the script, of course, you can't play this game like just now. Before that, Liu Zaishi also told an allusion about the autumn harvest, which means that there is a pair of brothers harvesting at the same time, and the elder brother is worried that his younger brother's food is not enough for the family, so he secretly sent some, and the younger brother is also worried that his brother's food is not enough for the family, so that when the two brothers find out, the relationship will be deeper.
In this game, everyone is divided into two groups, one for the elder brother and one for the younger brother, and then each of the two teams will be transported to the opponent's camp in small pieces, and either side will win if the number of remaining wheat stacks is less than the opponent.
Pani is on the younger brother's team and Taeyeon is on the older brother's team, and the two girls decide the team members through rock-paper-scissors.
"Rock-paper-scissors!"
"I choose Kim Jong Kook senior!"
Under the watchful eyes of a group of seniors, the two girls started the first battle, this level Taeyeon came out of the cloth and Pani out of the stone, and sure enough, Taeyeon lived up to expectations and won the first game of Pani. Of course, Taeyeon will choose the first capable person in the Korean variety show industry, because there is a general like Kim Jong Kook who has no worries in the world.
And Pani pitifully plies to Taeyeon with a cute voice, because it is easy for the wise Taeyeon to win against the simple Pani, and then only a group of people like Yoo Jae-seok and Yoon Jong-shin will be left to the younger brother team, and there is no need to compare, but Taeyeon really doesn't want to win Pani in the rock-paper-scissors link.
It's unbelievable to see Pani coquettish to Taeyeon like a boy, but if they knew that Taeyeon and Pani had slept with each other for four years and about 1,500 days, they wouldn't have felt so numb, and if they knew that Taeyeon still kept the habit of washing Pani's underwear, they would know that it was just a small thing.
"Rock-paper-scissors!"
After this moment, Pani realized the meaning of Taeyeon, and it turned out that Taeyeon had given the right to win or lose to Pani to choose. And Taeyeon has been out of the cloth like this in her life, containing the other eight stones, and of course if someone turns into scissors, it will leave a deep scar on this cloth.
This time Pani won and she chose Lee Hyori because Pani is actually a fan of Lee Hyori.
Then Taeyeon kept making everyone speechless, and Pani was actually relaxed and orderly, winning and losing.
And everyone also knows that these two people are the prototypes of the brother and brother in the story, and according to legend, the internal indemnity of Girls' Generation is unbreakable, and now it seems that it is indeed true.
In the end, the younger brother team has Pani, Lee Hyo-ri, Dae-sung, Kim so-ro, GD, Lee Cheon-hee, and the elder brother team has Taeyeon, Park Ye-jin, Kim Jong Kook, Yoon Jong-shin, Yoo Jae-seok, here Pani has won more times, so there is one more person than Taeyeon, and now the elder brother team is one less than the younger brother, but the victory is not young in the total age.
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If Taeyeon's group had chosen these people in his previous life, he would have failed, because Kim Jong Kook, the only capable person in the team, was actually just a showman, because his years of military career had worn off his sharpness, and Taeyeon had no unstoppable momentum when he first saw Kim Jong Kook in "X-Man".
But this is just an excuse for the crew of "Birth of a Family", because the original PD of "Birth of a Family" is not a good material for PD, almost every dialogue in the variety show is narrated according to the script, and this incident was later exposed as almost the biggest blow in "Birth of a Family", which is also the most important reason why "Birth of a Family" was taken over by "Runningman", and it is also an important reason why family members refused to participate in the filming of the second season.
When the second season was broadcast, the ratings dropped directly from more than 30s to single digits, and "The Birth of a Family" could no longer give the audience a refreshing feeling.
And Kim Jong Kook didn't show his due strength until he returned to "Runningman", and the titles such as useless muscles and game bottlenecks in "The Birth of a Family" have also become tigers and abilities, etc., of course, from the fourth issue Kim Jong Kook dragged five people from the first floor to the second floor by himself.
But today's "Birth of a Family" is no longer Zhang PD, but Kim PD, which is very different, because Kim PD is almost taught by Taeyeon by hand. And Taeyeon told Kim PD that he gave the MC the most freedom and only needed to formulate the general rules and plans of the game. So the post-production in the show is going to be busy, because there are really a lot of things to cut, but almost all comedy artists in South Korea are full of praise for Kim PD, because he is a rare good PD in Korea.
"This time, I want them to see the real strength of our brother team!"
"Then let's wait and see!"
Under Liu Zaishi's order, the second team set off immediately, and everyone took their own small squares in the pile of wheat to carry them to the other camp.
Taeyeon grabbed the cuffs of Son Ye-jin, who was preparing for a big fight, because it was not okay for the two girls to rush over like this.
"Yezhen-senpai, we need to make a plan!" Taeyeon quietly leaned over Son Ye-jin's ear: "My only combat power here is Kim Jong Kook's seniors, and the other party has Daesung, GD, Kim so-ro, and Lee Tianxi, four of whom are relatively strong, and there is also an invincible Lee Hyori among the female players, and our Kim Jong Kook's seniors will not be heavy-handed to the female guests, so the two of us must submit the female guests opposite!" ”
"Hyori probably surrendered me in one fell swoop!"
"Don't worry, the four of us will fight together, and in the end, we may not be strong or weak!"
"Then Kim Jong Kook, Yoon Jong Shin, and Yoo Jae Seok can't compare to Dacheng, Kim Xiulu, GD, and Lee Tianxi, and the physical strength of Yoon Jong Shin and Yoo Jae Seok is also very weak, and it is estimated that our group will not be able to win against each other 90% of the time, but at present, we can only follow the strategy you said!"
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Before the two female generals Taeyeon and Son Ye-jin entered, Kim Jong Kook took the two veterans out of the horse, and after an order, the three of them rushed towards the opposing camp with two bundles of wheat straw, and the six people on the other side also rushed towards the elder brother team with two bundles of straw.
Seeing that the situation was not good, Jin Zhongguo threw the two bundles of straw in his hand into the opponent's camp, then grabbed Dacheng's collar who was hurrying by and threw it to the ground, and then threw the two bundles of straw in Dacheng's hand on Li Tianxi's body in the opponent's camp, and this move immediately smashed Li Tianxi to a stumbling block. Then Kim Jong Kook became a goalkeeper standing in his camp and threw the straw backwards, because of Kim Jong Kook's strength, this trick just worked.
However, this indiscriminate throwing not only smashed the people in the other camp, but also the two veterans who worked hard to carry it were stunned together, and Liu Zaishi's yellow straw hat was smashed away. And Li Tianxi of the other camp saw that Kim Jong Kook still followed suit, but this move only made Kim Jong Kook shake a few times.
And the game king Kim so-ro hugged Kim Jong Kook from behind, but let Kim Jong Kook fall over the shoulder and threw him into the wheat stack, and then Kim Jong Kook covered a few bundles of bellflowers on Kim so Lu's body, but a bunch of bellflower and a bundle of fluttering Kim so Lu immediately broke free, but was pressed down by Kim Jong Kook in the pile of bellflowers and couldn't get out.
"Bury you inside!"
"Kim Jong Kook, you wait for me to come out!"
In the end, Kim Jong Kook's bellflower flew all over the sky again, and some were thrown into the opposing camp, but most of them were thrown at people.
And Liu Zaishi was dragged all over the ground by Dacheng with Dacheng in his arms from behind, but Yin Zhongxin, who stretched out his hands to stop GD, was always knocked to the ground by GD.
Taeyeon and Pani are playing a narrow road to meet and the brave wins, in which Taeyeon stops Pani and Pani wants to break through, if Pani crashes into GD as unscrupulously, he will basically be caught by Taeyeon instead of rolling on the ground by GD like Yoon Jong-shin, so Pani can only run around Taeyeon as fast as possible.
"I want to run!"
"Taeyeon oppa, spare your life!"
Since Kim Jong Kook stood in his own camp and kept throwing bellflowers into the other camp's camp while watching over Kim so-ro, the number of bellflowers in the other camp is now twice as many as in his own camp, so at this time, Taeyeon is not in a hurry to catch Pani, and it is important to think about Pani's face and not let the other party lose too ugly. However, Pani himself was not angry, and accidentally slipped and fell during the escape, and fell right at Taeyeon's feet, which happened to be in a kneeling position.
Pani is done, and this time Taeyeon will definitely say that he has escaped on his knees.
But fortunately, he knelt at Taeyeon's feet, otherwise he really wouldn't have the face to meet people!
But Taeyeon didn't take the opportunity to slander Pani's careless actions, he couldn't deliberately hurt Pani for the sake of the show, in order to cover up Pani's careless actions, Taeyeon immediately pounced on Pani, and the absent-minded Pani didn't resist, but then saw that he was pressed under Taeyeon and immediately resisted violently.
"Don't move, I'm kissing you!"
Anyway, no one took Taeyeon's words seriously in the variety show, so Taeyeon immediately declared that she was Lily in the name of joking, and the audience in front of the TV after the broadcast only thought that Taeyeon was joking, and Taeyeon would not be 100% pro-Pani. But Pani knows that Taeyeon, as the general attack of the four girls, has the possibility of kissing her, who is this Taeyeon when his head is hot and does something stupid.
And everyone was amazed to see Pani obediently move because of a sentence, and they all praised Taeyeon for managing Pani well.