Chapter 108: "Ode to the Mentally Handicapped" (Instant Noodles Trench Plus Update
Chapter 108 Because I spent money, idiot!
Surprises after a loss are always precious, so be eager.
Zheng Xiuyan was slightly stunned, then her little face blushed, and she stretched out her beautiful leg and kicked Wang Luo with some shame, and kicked it again in anger, and finally put it directly on Wang Luo's leg.
"How can I drive like this?" Wang Luo touched his nose a little embarrassed, because as long as he touched the transmission gear, his arm was about to be on Zheng Xiuyan's white and attractive legs, what if the money was deducted?
"When did you see my face?" Zheng Xiuyan glared at Wang Luo.
The car in front began to slow down, and Wang Luo was helpless, so he hung up on Zheng Xiuyan's tender thighs and hung up the gear.
"Deduction!" Zheng Xiuyan smiled like a proud little rich man, and her eyes were bent.
"Treacherous." Wang Luo bit it, and simply put his big hand directly on Zheng Xiuyan's thigh,
"Yay! Pervert! Zheng Xiuyan's legs kicked uneasily, wanting to shake off Wang Luo's hand.
"By car. Don't make a fuss. Wang Luo patted Zheng Xiuyan's thigh, brought up a burst of white waves, and said with a serious face.
"Hmph, answer the question." Zheng Xiuyan bit her lip and glared at Wang Luo.
"As soon as I woke up, I found an unfamiliar face crawling on my chest, which almost scared me." Wang Luo said with a smile.
"Get out! You're embarrassed. Zheng Xiuyan kicked Wang Luo in annoyance, "I'm beautiful, I told you that you didn't believe it." ”
"Of all the women I've seen, you're in the top ten." Wang Luo nodded seriously.
Zheng Xiuyan was about to be proud, and suddenly remembered that Wang Luo was now considered to have only recognized five people's faces, and snorted heavily with a cold face, "Hmph!" ”
"It's here, let's go put on makeup, I guess they've all gone to the venue." Wang Luo parked the car at the door of the beauty salon and grabbed Zheng Xiuyan's two little feet and put them on the ground.
Wang Luo got out of the car with a down jacket, looked around, opened Zheng Xiuyan's car door, saw Zheng Xiuyan wearing a thin sportswear and walked down, pressing her shoulder to put on a down jacket.
"It's just a little bit of a way." Although she said so, Zheng Xiuyan still enjoyed Wang Luo's care.
"If you catch a cold, I'll have my wages deducted again." Wang Luo smiled and helped Zheng Xiuyan zip up, closed the car door and led him into the beauty room.
"Yo, why did you come, I thought I didn't have your itinerary." The plump and charming proprietress Zhao Jingshu looked at Wang Luo and Zheng Xiuyan who walked in and smiled.
"They're all gone?" Wang Luo looked at the somewhat idle beauty room.
"It's long gone." Zhao Jingshu pulled Zheng Xiuyan to the back room and began to wash her hair and face.
"You don't want to watch, go and play!" Zheng Xiuyan lay on the recliner and kicked Wang Luo in the void.
"I'll take a look, it's a comparison." Wang Luo smiled and leaned forward.
"No! Jing Shuoni chased him away. Zheng Xiuyan covered her face and screamed.
"Representative Wang, don't make trouble, there is not much time." Zhao Jingshu glanced at Wang Luo with disgust.
"There is no trust." Wang Luo shrugged his shoulders and sat on the sofa, flipping through today's newspapers and magazines.
"What's going on with the two of you? Did you dig into the corner of Xiuying? Zhao Jingshu helped Zheng Xiuyan wash her hair, looked at Wang Luo, who was loosely nestled on the sofa, and asked.
"What are you digging into the corner, what is Ernie talking about!" Zheng Xiuyan blushed and shouted with some annoyance, "It's just an ordinary colleague relationship." ”
"When did Zheng Xiuyan join hands with ordinary colleagues?" Zhao Jingshu laughed.
"I was going to trip, and he helped me!" Zheng Xiuyan blushed and argued.
"Then you blame me for the floor here, my floor is very flat, even if you trip outside, you are afraid of tripping inside the house?" Zhao Jingshu gently wiped off the thin layer of BB cream on Zheng Xiuyan's face with makeup remover.
"Hmm~ I don't explain! Justice is at ease in people's hearts. Zheng Xiuyan snorted lightly.
"It's not easy for Xiuying to listen, after so many years, it's rare to make up your mind to chase one." Zhao Jingshu said softly.
"I didn't say to rob her, oops, Ernie don't go around me, I can't turn your head around you! Anyway, it's not what you think. Zheng Xiuyan shouted a little impatiently.
"Okay, okay, don't mess with you, close your eyes, I'll wash again." Zhao Jingshu said with a smile......
"KBS, look at the road, look at what I'm doing!" Zheng Xiuyan, who put on makeup and changed into a white pants and a white loose sweater, her long linen-colored hair was very soft, and the ends of her hair were curled into big waves hanging down on her chest.
Wang Luo raised the corners of his mouth and withdrew his gaze that had been looking at Zheng Xiuyan, "I found that you seem to like staring at me very much." ”
"You stared at me first." Zheng Xiuyan snorted coldly.
"You stared at me yesterday too." Wang Luo rolled his eyes.
"Yikes! I say it. Zheng Xiuyan exclaimed in annoyance.
"Yes, Your Majesty." Wang Luo chuckled.
"Hmph, drive seriously, don't peek at me." Zheng Xiuyan raised her chin arrogantly.
"I'm a little curious." Wang Luo was silent for a while, and then suddenly spoke.
"You've talked a lot today." Zheng Xiuyan, who was fiddling with her mobile phone, said coquettishly.
"We've only known each other for a short time, how did you treat me so casually and naturally?" Wang Luo touched the stubble on his chin with some curiosity.
"Because it cost money." Zheng Xiuyan looked at Wang Luo like an idiot, "When you go to the restaurant for dinner, will you greet the dishes politely?" ”
"It's really insulting, comparing me to a dish, I'm a representative." Wang Luo said a little depressed.
"Okay, don't do these tasks in the future, just concentrate on training my sister." Zheng Xiuyan shrugged her shoulders and said with some confusion.
"I like you to insult me, don't refrain from it, and ravage me to your heart's content, Your Majesty." Wang Luo said with a flattering smile.
"Representative Wang, how did you say such shameless things to a girl you haven't known for a long time?" Zheng Xiuyan rubbed her goosebumpy arms and looked at Wang Luo with disgust on her face.
"I'm a vegetable, can I still resist?" Wang Luo glanced at Zheng Xiuyan.
"Whew. Eat you. Zheng Xiuyan had a small mouth and showed her little white teeth.
"Hehe, retarded." Wang Luo glanced at Zheng Xiuyan and said in Huaxia.
"Yikes! Are you speaking ill of me! Zheng Xiuyan heard Wang Luo suddenly speak Huaxia, and raised her eyebrows and shouted coquettishly.
"No, how dare you, say you're cute, come and read 'retarded' to me who you say is cute, just tell him, you're really retarded." Wang Luo said with a smile.
Zheng Xiuyan looked at Wang Luo suspiciously, repeated a sentence in a low voice, and then said to Wang Luo, "You are really mentally retarded." ”
"Hehehe, you're retarded too." Wang Luo couldn't help laughing.
"What are you laughing at, are you fooling me again!" Zheng Xiuyan was a little puzzled.
"No, it's the first time someone has praised me, and I'm happy." Wang Luo wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes.
"Hmph, who made me kind. Actually, you're not mentally retarded at all, I'm mentally retarded. Zheng Xiuyan raised her chin proudly and said arrogantly.
Wang Luo held back a smile and nodded vigorously, not daring to make a sound.
It was almost eight o'clock when Wang Luo and Zheng Xiuyan came to take KBS, and there were no fans in the parking lot, trotting all the way to the studio, the venue was almost full, only the staff on the stage were still sitting for the final commissioning.
"No script?" Wang Luo suddenly remembered and turned his head to look at Zheng Xiuyan.
"We don't have many scenes in this variety show, just adapt to the situation." Zheng Xiuyan pulled Wang Luo around the backstage, and finally found the other Girls' Generation who was surrounded by a group of fans to sign autographs.
Wang Luo nodded, counting Zheng Xiuyan, a total of six.
"Jessica is here." A sharp-eyed fan spotted the belated Zheng Xiuyan and exclaimed.
Wang Luo held Zheng Xiuyan's shoulder with one hand, and protected her with the other hand to go inside, preventing the group of crazy girls from rushing up, and finally squeezed into the middle to meet everyone.
"Why are there so many fans today?" Wang Luo frowned slightly, and turned his head to look at the.
"Temporary itinerary, these fans are all coincidental, there should be no problem." The laughed, "Team Wang, has the visa been completed?" ”
"yes, I'll have to make it myself." Wang Luo vigilantly inspected the fans in front of Girls' Generation.
"That Li Hepburn, had a holiday with you?" The asked in a whisper.
"I haven't been here, I've never seen it." Wang Luo shook his head, "But it's good that the matter is settled, don't think about it so much." ”
"Well, that kid is quite famous, and it is estimated that he will be able to contact it in the future, after all, you are from Huaxia, and it is convenient for people over there to do something." The laughed.
"Are you going to Japan?" Wang Luo asked.
"You should go back, but Brother Cui may have a temporary change, and we will have a meeting tomorrow." The said.
Wang Luo nodded, didn't say anything, walked to Li Shungui's side, looked at Li Shungui whose hair was dyed the color of tomatoes, and smiled, "What color are you?" Cos tomato. ”
"Isn't it cute?" Li Shungui wrinkled his nose at Wang Luo, bumped Wang Luo with his shoulder, and sprinkled coquettishly.
"Yes, it's cute." Wang Luo said with a smile.
"It's quite mentally retarded." When Zheng Xiuyan on the other side heard this, she shouted at Lee Soon-gyu with a smile on her face.
"What does that mean?" Li Shungui looked up at Wang Luo with a puzzled face.
"She said you were cute." Wang Luo raised the corners of his mouth, and smiled delicately.
"Is that what cuteness says in Chinese?" Lin Yun'er blinked curiously.
"That's right, doesn't Yun'er have a show to sing "Ode to Loveliness" tomorrow, you can have a Chinese version." Zheng Xiuyan rubbed to Lin Yun'er's side and said, "I can teach you "Ode to the Mentally Handicapped." ”
"What is Ode to Loveliness?" Wang Luo asked Lee Soon-gyu.
"One plus one equals cutie, two plus two equals cutie, three plus three equals cutie, four plus four equals cutie, five plus five equals cutie, six plus six ~ tweet tweet ~ I'm cutie ~"
Lee Soon-gyu did a cute and numb dance move to Wang Luo, with a charming voice and a cute expression on his face and tomato-colored fluffy short hair, the whole person was cute.
Wang Luo raised the corners of his mouth, his heartbeat was a little fast and a little excited.
If Lin Yun'er replaced these lyrics with mental retardation tomorrow and broadcast them on TV, the picture was too beautiful for him to imagine.