Chapter 14 Hydrogen Sulfide Bomb

"You're saying the main company isn't doing well?" Cheng Guohua asked.

"There is no problem with the operation of the main company, but it is always transfused to the outside, which main company is willing to do it? I think there are still people at the top who are ready to cut their investment in this branch. ”

"How do we deal with such a situation?" Cheng Guohua's tone was as steady as possible, but his body involuntarily leaned forward and got closer to Ding Song.

"It's very simple, connect a water pipe to the backyard, and ensure that the water pipe flows for a long time every day, and it can't be stopped, so that you can get something in a week."

"Long stream? How much water do you have to put in that? What a waste, right? The smile on Cheng Guohua's face was stiff.

"At least ten square meters of water a day, only a few dozen yuan, as you said, the company does not make big changes, but also has a better effect, this is the most money-saving way."

"It's not a big deal, but it's too simple, isn't it? Let me think again. Cheng Guohua said with a frown.

"Then I'll go back and leave you alone." Ding Song said and left Cheng Guohua's office.

Looking at Ding Song's back, Cheng Guohua lit a cigarette and said to himself while inhaling: "He is a newcomer, how can he know that this company's self-hematopoietic ability is not good?" How did you know that the above was going to stop investing in this subsidiary? Could it really be that he was seen from Feng Shui? Can the long stream of water he said really solve such a difficult problem now? ”

After a few turns in the office, Cheng Guohua finally walked to the desk, pressed the cigarette butt into the ashtray, gritted his teeth and said: "There is no other way, only a dead horse is a live horse doctor!" ”

When Ding Song came out of Cheng Guohua's office, Donnie was waiting for him outside the door.

"How? Mr. Cheng isn't angry, right? ”

"What are you angry about, Mr. Cheng said that he saw that I was handsome and wanted to introduce me to someone, wouldn't it be you?" Ding Song said with a hippie smile.

Donnie's face immediately turned red, and she spat at Ding Song and said, "Ignore you, you are not in shape." ”

With that, she turned and left.

In the evening, Ding Song walked to the south after work, thinking about today's noon as he walked.

Zhao's family is richer than Sister Wang's family, if you don't go there in person, you really can't see the difference between the two families. Thinking of the predicament of Sister Wang's family, Ding Song felt that he should not take her money.

"Boy, it's in the wrong direction, home is in the north!" While he was thinking about it, the old turtle made a voice in his head.

"Master, I'm not going back today, I'm going to spend the night outside."

"Haha, do you kid have any bad intentions and hide from your master to make chicks? I think that little girl named Donnie is good, I've been eye-to-eyeing with you these days, do you want to have a leg with her, then Master is going to open his eyes! "The old turtle's voice is very lewd.

This old kinky turtle!

Ding Song scolded in his heart, but said to the old turtle: "Master, you guessed wrong this time, I didn't spend the night outside to pick up girls, but to practice the fart skills you taught me." ”

"Why go out and practice? I think it's good to be in your room, you're just cultivating the Divine Turtle fart now, and you don't need too good aura. ”

"You think I want to go out? As for the smell generated during the exercises, sooner or later the police will be summoned, or they will go outside to practice, so as to save people from calling the police. ”

"Oh, I see." The old turtle's tone showed that he was a little disappointed, "Then where are you going now?" It won't be to buy me Moutai, right? ”

"If you want to drink, you have to practice my fart magic skills well, and when I practice my magic skills and the amount of alcohol increases greatly, I will drink with you."

"Don't, you better save it, just your stinginess, you didn't let me drink well when I bought wine, I bought two bottles of wine at a time, I haven't drunk enough alone, plus you, the wine bottle is out before it reaches the belly, or I'm better to drink it alone."

Ding Songxin said that this old turtle was the same as himself, he was a stingy person.

"You're going to practice now?" The old turtle asked.

"Have a meal first, then go to the park and find a place to hide, and after everyone is gone, no one will take care of the cultivation."

"Well, this method is good, your brain melon is still good, smarter than me, if you practice all night like this, you can almost complete this first step of Divine Turtle fart cultivation in three days."

The old turtle praised Ding Song's flexibility.

Three days later, Ding Song ushered in his first day off, which was also the day of his fart miracle.

Ding Song felt a burst of lightness on his body, and he walked very quickly, his feet seemed to be on the ground, but there was endless strength on his body.

Only then did he remember that today was the day to show Loncin feng shui, and he had promised Lin Mei a few days ago.

As usual, he went to the breakfast restaurant to eat.

As soon as I sat down, I heard two people talking next to me.

"Lao Wang, have you heard?" An old man in a floral shirt asked the old man eating fritters in front of him.

"What's the matter?"

"Something strange happened to Huide Park in the south of us, I heard that a hydrogen sulfide gas bomb left by the Japanese during World War II leaked, which polluted the entire Huide Park, and the smell was terrible, and the explosion-proof police in the whole city went this morning."

"yes, that's a big deal, I rarely listen to the radio and watch TV, why didn't I find that kind of gas bomb before?" Lao Wang was a little surprised.

"It must be buried deeply, I heard from Expert Liu next door that this hydrogen sulfide gas bomb is the most difficult to store, and it can only be buried at least 30 meters underground, according to Expert Liu's calculations, there are at least 50 such bombs under this Huide Park."

"Fifty? If it's all leaked, we won't be the hardest hit area here! A fat guy next to him said.

"Why didn't I smell it, Huide Park is not far from us!" Ding Song didn't know what to do, so he interjected.

"That's when you sleep deeply, it smells at night and doesn't smell during the day." The flower cloth shirt is so deep.

"How can there be such a bomb, this is not in accordance with the laws of physics!" The fat man said again.

"Then who knows? I heard expert Liu say that these bombs must be partially cracked, the night is cold, the day is hot, the principle of thermal expansion and cold contraction is not understood, the crack of the bomb during the day is blocked, naturally there is no gas release, and when the crack is opened at night, it is naturally smelly again! ”

"It makes sense, it really makes sense, or how can people be experts, they just understand it better than ordinary people!" Lao Wang and the fat man showed a sudden realization at the same time.

"I wonder if you found this stinky bomb?" The fat man asked.

"That's not easy to find, thirty meters deep, you think, that's not an ordinary thing, it's a military bomb, it will definitely explode when you touch it, you can't use a forklift, you have to dig down little by little with a shovel, and when you dig to the bottom, you have to use a shovel to shovel little by little, but it's laborious!" Hua Bu said that he had seen it with his own eyes.

"This Japanese devil is really not a good thing, when we start a war with Japan, I will be the first to sign up for the war!" The fat man tapped on the table and said.

"As long as you are fat, it is not your turn to be a soldier, and I am better than you." The flower shirt and the fat man laughed, obviously they were both very familiar.

The fat man said with a stern expression and a solemn face: "As long as I can beat the Japanese devils, I would rather lose fifty pounds!" ”

Ding Song lowered his head, blushed, and hurried away after eating.

He secretly rejoiced in his heart, fortunately, it only took three days, and his farting magic skills had been completed, otherwise he didn't know how many policemen would be recruited.

At eight o'clock in the morning, Lin Mei sent someone to take Ding Song to the head office of Loncin Group on time.

Loncin Building is only one enterprise under the jurisdiction of Loncin Group, accounting for one-fifth of the total share of Loncin Group, and there are more than 10 other enterprises, but in terms of investment scale, other enterprises are much smaller than Longjin Group.

The entire Loncin Group is very large, and it is one of the few large enterprises in Yangcheng, and when Chairman Lin Genqiang sneezes, the mayor will tremble.

As soon as Ding Song arrived at the door of Loncin Group's head office, Lin Mei took it out and welcomed Ding Song to the deputy general office on the third floor.

When he came in, Ding Song glanced at both sides, and he found that there were many vice president signs here, and there were three of them everywhere he looked.

The two sat down separately, and a young woman who looked like a secretary served tea to the two.

"I'm really embarrassed, I was going to pick you up in person this morning, but I didn't expect the old man to call an impromptu meeting and detain our brothers, and I couldn't separate them, so I asked my subordinates to pick you up, master, please don't be surprised." Lin Mei said very politely.

"It doesn't matter, the pomp and circumstance are not important to me, the important thing is to get things done. When to see floor feng shui? Ding Song doesn't want to waste more time here, take money to do things, and leave after finishing things, this is his usual style.

Lin Mei said embarrassedly: "Well, it was originally arranged like this, and I will preside over this matter, but there was a little episode in the middle, which is a little different from the beginning of the arrangement, please don't mind, master." ”

"What's going on, just say it."

[I don't know if it's because Lao Gun's cultivation of fart magic skills has increased his fortune, or which angel brother has a kind heart, Lao Gun received his first recommendation vote since writing the book.] I don't know what the name of this angel brother is, I can't thank you, just take action, and try to add a change tonight, the time is around ten o'clock. ]