Chapter 2: Meet the Dog Emperor
When Xuanyuan Xingchen heard this, the green tendons on his forehead jumped and jumped. "Bold Nangong Yuyan, your courage has become bigger after you have recovered from your illness, you really dare not punish you."
Nangong Yuyan raised her head and saw a man dressed in white, the robe was very elegant, only a silver-white belt was tied, and nothing else. At first glance, this thing was not the emperor, and a certain woman pointed to the bridge of his nose and said, "Yo...... You really think you are the emperor, Lao Tzu told you that if you are the emperor, Lao Tzu is God, and if the emperors of the world are all long, you are estimated to be a scourge to the people. As far as you are, Lao Tzu estimates that you are at most a eunuch, you are so bold, you must be the personal eunuch of the Dog Emperor. A certain woman smiled obscenely, "You are also a rare beautiful man, it is ......" a woman deliberately said mysteriously.
"What's the matter?" Xuanyuan Xingchen's face turned black and green, and blue and varied.
"Could it be that the saint is a broken sleeve today." A certain unscrupulous woman smiled lewdly at Xuanyuan Xingchen again.
"Nangong Yuyan !!" These four words are simply shouted. "You ......" A certain emperor was so violent that he almost wanted to vomit blood, and he couldn't even speak. For the first time in his life, someone said this, what does he look like, what is he the scourge of the people when he is the emperor, is he ugly? After all, he is also the most beautiful man in the Holy Wing Empire, and he has made the country prosperous and powerful at a young age, and he also said that he was the personal eunuch of a certain emperor, and said that he was a broken sleeve. I was really angry with this woman and had the urge to hit someone, but because of the concept that men don't beat women, I let go of the urge to do it.
"Hahaha - if you go on, it's a tacit acquiescence, come on, tell Lao Tzu your story, and Lao Tzu won't let you apologize
Finish. Nangong Yuyan patted Xuanyuan Xingchen's shoulder, raised her head, I'll go, so beautiful, peerless beautiful man! White and smooth skin, like snow, white and red, a pair of narrow Danfeng eyes glowing silver, sexy thin lips and a melon seed face, the best of the best. A drooled, "It's so beautiful! Lao Tzu tells you that you are not a broken sleeve, Lao Tzu will marry you 100%. Alas~ No wonder the dog emperor is willing to break his sleeves for you. ”
The corners of an emperor's mouth twitched, "Nangong Yuyan, I see if you want to die, I ......"
Nangong Yuyan interrupted him, "Don't talk about it, always say a word, secretly tell you a secret, there is no good thing to be an emperor, **; lust for beauty; Killing people does not have long eyes, etc. In short, it's not good to learn him, if you want to learn, it's better to learn from me, Lao Tzu has a lot of advantages from top to bottom, and you are satisfied. Nangong Yuyan advertised for herself. Like sister or not, don't be obsessed with sister, sister is just a legend. ”
Xuanyuan Xingchen was so angry that he really wanted to vomit, and he always felt a bloody smell in his mouth, he was the king of a country in a certain woman...... No, in the eyes of his own queen, he was not as good as anything, he was compared to a dog, thinking that he was about to accompany the emperor. "I don't like it, you're ugly, stupid, and narcissistic, how can I like you, let alone be infatuated with you." Remembering that he was so angry that he vomited blood before, and this time he could finally fight back, and he was extremely happy. Perhaps he didn't even notice it himself, but he changed 'I' to 'I'.
Nangong Yuyan smiled, "Beautiful man, do you also think that I look as beautiful as a flower, you are embarrassed to praise people, it turns out that people are so great in the heart of beautiful men, beautiful men, if they are men, which one will you choose?" Needless to say, it must be me. People love each other, and flowers bloom, right? ”
Xuanyuan Xingchen had seen such a cheeky person for the first time, and he was speechless, "......"
"Let's change the topic, beautiful man, my name is Su Yuyan, I live in *** street**unit** building, QQ number **********, what is your name, where do you live, how much QQ, meet to show that there is fate, leave a QQ, easy to contact in the future." Forehead...... If you accidentally say the wrong thing, you will miss the beauty and the beauty will make the mistake.
"Ahem...... QQ number? What the? "Nangong Yuyan, what tricks are you playing again.
"Uh...... It's what I fantasize about, but it doesn't exist, what's your name? "It's too much trouble to talk to the ancients.
"Oh, my name is Xuanyuan Xingchen." Xuanyuan Xingchen said coldly.
"Xuanyuan Xingchen, this name is so familiar, I seem to have heard it somewhere, where is it?" Nangong Yuyan was thinking about the problem, and at this time, Jinxin ran over with a cloak and saw her mother and the emperor together.
"The slave maid Jinxin sees the emperor, and the emperor is auspicious." He bowed sideways. Great, the days of suffering will eventually be overdone.
Nangong Yuyan was shocked when she heard Jinxin calling him the emperor: "Jinxin, what are you talking about!" He... Be... Emperor...... Emperor! ”
"Hmm. Niangniang had an illness, how could she forget the emperor's appearance? ”
O God! O earth! She is dying, recalling all the words she gets, Nangong Yuyan swallowed her saliva with difficulty, she won't die if she doesn't die, and this time she really can't save her with a hundred heads. "That, dear Emperor Chan, the concubine is just sleepwalking." Nangong Yuyan yawned and pretended to have just woken up. "Jinxin, where is this, how did this palace come here?"
"......" A slave was speechless, and said, Niangniang, you didn't let the family bring you here.
This woman still wants to pretend that she doesn't know, but there is no door. "Nangong Yuyan, don't pretend, you think I don't know you're pretending." A certain emperor was in a very good mood, and this day he felt this way for the first time in his life.
It was found that there was a flaw, and all the gods and goddesses had wood and passed by, come and save me, and I will burn high incense for you in the future. "Dear Emperor Chan, do you know why the concubines can meet you when they sleepwalk? Dear Emperor Chan, people have admired your greatness since you were born, wise and martial, people grew up listening to your stories from childhood to adulthood, your stories inspire people to grow, today's thing must be that God sees that people's wives worship you, so they arrange for people to sleepwalk to meet you, what happened before people just worship you too much, and made a little joke with you, I believe you will forgive people, right? A certain woman didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, she talked to her heart's content, and wiped her tears with a handkerchief until she reached tears.
Jinxin listened to the black lines all over his head, oh my God! Niangniang, what are you doing, the more you look at it, the more you feel like Niangniang is a different person. Shaking her head, how could she think like this, it was her own mother, genuine, fake one pays ten.
Forehead...... Is there anyone who praises others like this? It's really the first time I've seen it, and I always feel weird in my heart, so fake. It's nice to listen to. "Ahem...... Capital sins can be avoided, but living sins cannot be escaped. "This woman, dare to talk to him like this, it's time to give her a little color.
"It's better for the emperor to abolish the concubines, and treat them as punishments for the concubines." She is really not used to staying with this kind of emperor, it is better to be deposed as soon as possible, or to leave the palace as soon as possible, she doesn't like palace fighting too much, it's not that she can't fight, but she is not in the mood to fight for a man with many women. "Dear Emperor Chan, well, I know that you will definitely keep me, but people want to say to you: 'Strong twisted melons are not sweet'."