Chapter 13 At the same table, help me write a review
Su Yuyan returned to the classroom in frustration.
1000 words! 1000 words! Stinky durian, really perverted, bullying students, no one loves it. Alas ~ the bitter student party. I won't write a review, what should I do? Cold. Cold salad is not delicious. Stinky durian for Mao only gives me one choice, and there are many choices for people's multiple choice questions? Stinky durian will learn from other people's multiple-choice questions in the future. I'm too lazy to write, it's not that I'm lazy, but I'm lazy...... Are you lazy and looking for an excuse? Is that. Regret to die, Lao Tzu tm owes his mouth, and this scene will not happen if he doesn't owe it.
I was extremely depressed, and I returned to my seat and sat down disappointed, thinking about my own mouth? Stinky durian is a hair metamorphosis? Hum! Stinky durian metamorphosis, Lao Tzu wants to surpass stinky durian metamorphosis. This is 'blue is better than blue'. Lao Tzu, I'm a second product plus a pervert, but I can't fight a pervert? Forehead...... If you can beat you, you will be fined 1000 words review by stinky durian. Bah, bah, Lao Tzu is making bitter meat.
"Su Yuyan, are you okay? The old class punishes you for doing your homework or asks the parents? Hey, what are you doing? Xia Ning watched Su Yuyan climb on the table in a daze when she came back from the office, patting her arm.
"It's scarier than asking parents to punish homework! Stinky durian she punished me for a 1000-word review. It's not a problem to write a review, the problem is not to write a review. He took out the draft book, wrote down what he wanted to say, and handed it to Xia Ning's table.
"Rest in peace, poor boy. Alas ~ the bitter student party. Xia Ning wrote back.
Stinky lemon, you have no conscience, you are still at the same table as me. Not only did he not help me, but he actually mocked you for being at the same table. Lao Tzu can't wait to destroy you in minutes. "At the same table, you are the best, help me write a 1000-word review! Thank you very much. ”
"You're here again, well—I'm drunk too. Every time you are punished, I come to you at the same table Xia Ning, you write a word yourself, and the rest is mine. Sure enough, Su Yuyan, I guess you're too lazy to break the world record tomorrow. ”
"At the same table, in my heart, I have long regarded you as my God. It is said that it is better to believe in God than to believe in the same table. You may not know it, but I insist on burning paper money for you almost every day, buying fish, fruits, and snacks to worship you. And I will observe three minutes of silence for you as a sign of my respect. I respect you so much, I adore you, and you are willing to leave me when I am in trouble? ”
A certain lemon thinks that it is good to be able to eat lunch when she goes home at noon. "Your uncle, go to death." Pick up the pen and scold. "Su Yuyan, I can't eat at noon today, and your review is waiting for the soup."
“good! good! I won't say it, so you agree. "Great, I was at the same table and she agreed, there is no need to write a 1000-word review, at the same table, you help me write and I won't treat you badly. I will repay you for your help. A certain woman laughed in her heart: Stinky durian, Lao Tzu promises that tomorrow your mobile phone ringtone will spread throughout the class.
"Well, the premise is that you write first, and I'll help you revise it after you're done."
Su Yuyan understood and nodded at Xia Ning. Write a review on the text.
After 3 minutes......
Pass the finished review to Xia Ning. "It's up to you at the same table." Su Yuyan whispered.
When you open it to text, you will see a few lines of small print.
Su Yuyan review
Teacher, I shouldn't be shouting in class, I shouldn't be sleeping, I know it's wrong, I know it's wrong, I know it's wrong...... (971 words omitted here)
Su Yuyan, you are a cow, you are a cow enough, what do you think of our old class after reading it. Don't let you ask your parents and you'll soon become a fighter in the twead. She admitted that Su Yuyan had already become a fighter in the bull.
The pencil wrote on the table: Give it to me this afternoon, thinkyou!
Xia Ning didn't bother to pay attention to Su Yuyan, and she didn't benefit from her, but fell into bad luck.
Su Yuyan looked at the little eyes of a certain table mate ignoring her, and her heart wandered: Lemon, won't it be because she is committed to me and asks her to help me with my homework every day and feels unfair and wants to resist? Immediately after that, he continued. "You help me with my homework, I can't let you be empty-handed, although I don't have any money, but I do know that the stinky durian is a big secret, don't you consider hearing it."
Echo it with your hand. "If you have a fart, let it go, and if you have something to say, say it quickly. Don't grind. ”
Lemon at the same table, Lao Tzu makes you happy and happy, you have to thank Lao Tzu and me! As for helping me with my homework? You should just learn from Lei Feng and do good deeds! "Lemon, do you know why Stinky Durian never holds her phone in front of us. Hahaha - The reason is because the ringtone of the head teacher's mobile phone is the theme song of "Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf". I just went to the office and smelly durian heard it when I answered the phone. Absolutely. ”
"I rely on ......" Lemon feels incredible, is the head teacher an old naughty? Mobile phone ringtones set nursery rhymes, ridiculous! "Are you sure you don't have the back of your ears."
White Lemon glanced at it: "Believe it or not, don't believe it."
"I believe it, of course I do." Su Yuyan's table mate usually makes this action, which means that it is a real thing. The head teacher's mobile phone ringtone, I didn't expect it, I really didn't expect that I could play gossip again after school.
This class was particularly unexpected, Durian did not come to the classroom since answering the phone.
"Jingle bell, jingle bell......" The melodious sound of the school bell plays the hearts of the whole class. Also break the silence of the classroom again.
Liu Lian just hung up the phone here, and the school bell just finished singing. Liu Lian came to the classroom, the classroom was quiet, deathly quiet, and time seemed to be frozen at this moment. Liu Lian, the familiar head teacher, only said one sentence: "Let's get out of school."
The heavy atmosphere came to an abrupt end. Once again, the excitement is restored.
------------------ author's words-----------------
Day 1......
Yan: Hopefully, I have something to do with you?
Wish: I'm taking an exam.
Day 2......
Yan: Author, Yu Yan is looking for you?
Wish: I'm sleeping.
Day 3......
Yan: Dear author, Su Yuyan is looking for you?
Wish: I'm doing my homework.
Day 4......
Yan: Dear author, Yu Yan has seen you, author, Yu Yan is in a hurry?
Author: I'm in the bathroom.
Day 5......
Yan: Dear to the author, Yan'er came to you to discuss something, is it okay?
Author: I'm eating.
Day 6......
Yan: I have something to look for you?
Wish: I'm in ......
Yan: [Interrupting the author's words] You take the exam, Lao Tzu tears up your test paper; Sleep Lao Tzu kicks you out of bed; Write your homework, Lao Tzu burns your homework; Go to the bathroom, Lao Tzu will let you smoke the bathroom; Dinner Lao Tzu kicked over your dinner table!
Wish: Good Yan'er, what is the matter with coming all the way to find me?
Yan: [The author really doesn't cry when he doesn't see the coffin]
Wish: I was wrong, I won't dare next time.
Yan: If there is a next time, Lao Tzu will definitely let your life be lost!