Volume III: Underworld Shock

Chapter Forty-Seven: Pity the Cell Head

Dressed in a scarlet soap suit, he wore a lacquered cloth crown that was one size larger than his head, a blackened red cloth belt was tied around his waist, and he was wearing a pair of dirty white-gangstered black-faced straight boots on his feet, and a rusty Pu knife hanging from his waist. This dress is clearly a jailer.

That's right, the owner of this dress is Fan Jinyan, and before he had time to spend his honeymoon with his daughter-in-law, he was arranged by Yin Fei, a pit goods, to make this crossing.

The ghost who came back this time to repay his vows was a cell head named Ke Hai of the Criminal Department of the Capital of the Great Qin Dynasty.

Fan Jinyan went into battle this time with a real person, and he didn't attach it to anyone else's body, but he also knew that this Daqin and the Daqin he knew were completely different things.

Ke Hai has a bit of a roe deer rat look, and the two rat-tail beards don't look like a good person on his mouth. Ke Hai is a hereditary cell leader, and he has been in the position of cell head for more than 20 years, but because a prisoner committed suicide, the emperor blamed him and sentenced him to a family.

After Ke Hai's death, the soul went down to the underworld and admitted that he had derelict himself and should be killed. But he was not satisfied that the emperor actually killed all his family, so he refused to be reincarnated, and only when the soul welfare appeared, did he sign up to go back and save the family.

Fan Jinyan and Ke Hai sat opposite each other on a creaking unlacquered wooden table, drinking and chatting.

"Lao Ke, I don't understand, what's so unusual about suicide in the cell, how could the emperor kill your whole family?" Fan Jinyan asked suddenly.

Ke Haiba chewed peanuts, swallowed the wine, and wiped his mouth with his sleeve. said: "My lord doesn't know, this prison of the Criminal Department." In particular, the cells with the names of heaven, earth, and Xuan are the most special, and they are not imprisoned by the royal family and nobles. is a civil and military official, and any hair is worth more than our lives. Moreover, the officials here will not all be capital crimes, maybe the emperor will be pardoned as soon as he is happy. It's also possible to come in today and go out tomorrow. The adult who committed suicide was the Imperial Doctor, who was imprisoned because he collided with the emperor in the court. I don't know why this old guy couldn't figure out how to commit suicide, and as a result, my family was buried together. ”

Fan Jinyan smiled: "You guy is really unlucky." Catch up with such a coward. ”

"Alas, we are jailers like this, it seems to be beautiful, but in fact, what we do is to pin our heads to the waistband of our trousers, and if you are not careful, if you offend people, you may be beheaded." Ke Hai sighed helplessly.

At this moment, a stunned boy who was dressed like Fan Jinyan ran in and said, "Boss." Lieutenant Bongkook is here again. ”

Ke Hai had been in the underworld for a long time, and he didn't think about it for a while, so he asked in confusion: "Which Fengguo lieutenant?" ”

Fan Jinyan also knew that this Fengguo lieutenant was the lowest-ranking title of the Great Qin Sect, but it was only one level higher than the Zongren. There are not a hundred but fifty in the entire Great Qin.

"Ouch, my lord." The stunned boy pouted, "Which one else." It's not about winning wide, winning uncle. ”

Ke Hai patted his head. Crying and sad face, he said: "Why is it him again, can't he live in peace?" ”

Fan Jinyan was happy. Feelings, this Yingguang is still a frequent visitor to this place! "Isn't it just a sect man? Why do you have such an expression. ”

"Don't you know, although this Ying Guang is just a small lieutenant of Fengguo, his mother is the daughter of the hereditary Liang Guogong, and his wife is the sister of the queen's mother, and he also has the errand of the right man of Dali Temple. Even those princes and nobles, civil and military officials had to back down three points when they saw him. This guy has made the emperor unhappy again, so let's look for bad luck. Ke Hai smiled bitterly.

Fan Jinyan didn't expect this guy to have a great background, and he couldn't help but want to meet this Mr. Huobao.

Sure enough, as soon as he entered the cell, he saw a young man wearing a purple crown and a purple robe, sitting on the table where the jailer was sitting with his legs crossed, shouting and shouting.

"What kind of broken wine are you, hurry up and buy a good daughter red for the master, it will be brewed for at least five years."

"Go to the master's house and bring the master's bedding to the master."

"Behold your dirty land, is it inhabited? Hurry up and clean it up. ”

"I'm lonely at night! Go to Piaoxianglou and call the two girls to come, and the master wants to listen to the music. ”

"I want to eat the roast duck of the Drunken Immortal Building."

“……”

“……”

How dare the jailers be unhappy! Be careful, and promise to do it right away.

Ke Hai saw that the cell was disturbed by this master like a vegetable market, and he couldn't help but crack his mouth. But he immediately regained his expression, hurriedly ran to Ying Guang, bowed and saluted: "Hey, Master Guang, you are here, and you don't greet you in advance, Xiao Hao is going to greet you!" ”

Ying Guang kicked Ke Hai, who was flipping over the sycophants, and scolded with a smile: "You dog, you are here to go to prison, and you still greet you, you really can't speak." Hurry up, go clean up a clean house for the master, don't stay inside, those officials have to impeach Lao Tzu again. ”

Ke Hai got up as soon as he slipped away, he was not angry, he smiled and said that he would do it immediately, and he personally cleaned up Yingguang's cell.

Fan Jinyan was on the door frame, looking at this babbling lieutenant Huobao, he couldn't help crying and laughing, no wonder he would go to the prison every once in a while to report, just like this didn't grow up, it was strange not to be impeached by the officials.

Ying Guang suddenly felt a little stiff in his neck, looked left and right, and saw that the jailers were all assigned work by himself, only the kid who seemed to be a newcomer at the door was still there, "Hey, come here, pinch the master, look at what, it's you." If you don't have any eyesight, how can you be a good jailer? ”

Fan Jinyan was helpless, so he had to go over to give Yingguang a massage, and scolded while pinching his heart, Lao Tzu has not been treated like this, but you kid is comfortable......

Soon, all the good wine and good food, golden silk bedding, and singing songs that Ying Guang asked for were all there, and this master entered his guest room (cell) with three remote amenities.

After a while, I heard the sound of laughter and the sound of women singing.

Ke Hai shook his head at this time, and said to Fan Jinyan: "Did you see it?" As soon as this master comes, we won't have a safe life. Fortunately, no official was imprisoned, otherwise, our brothers would not have good fruit to eat. ”

Fan Jinyan shook his sore fingers and said with a wry smile: "Listen to what you mean, this guy has more than these requirements?" ”

"It's okay to go out early tomorrow morning, or if you don't go out, there are a lot of tricks, it's just his appetizer." Ke Hai shook his head.

"Boss, Lord Wang, the head of the household department next door, told us to buy him some good wine and food, and call the two girls at will." At this time, the young jailer named Xiaoshi ran over and said.

Ke Hai smiled and said to Fan Jinyan: "Look at it! As soon as he comes, this cell is about to become a kiln, I hope the emperor can't see him tomorrow morning, let him go! ”

Fan Jinyan couldn't help but look at the laughing cell again.

(To be continued)

(To be continued.) )