11. Imagination play for little ones?
Mari doesn't understand this game, but the two little guys are different, and in the following days, the two took advantage of Mari's time to watch TV, and secretly played this game.
"So, Katsuragi, is there another war between us today?" Xiao You looked at Guima, who was reluctant at first, but was more engaged in playing than himself, and said.
"Hehe, you guy, you still want to fight against my super invincible fleet of land, sea and air, you really don't know whether you live or die." Sure enough, Guima will not refuse, after all, he also understands this game.
"Oh, yes, I remember yesterday I didn't know that guy lost to my Purgatory Legion."
"Long-winded!! Yesterday it was a mistake!! Got it!! Blunder. ”
"Yes, yes. So are you going to be ashamed today? ”
"Hmph, I'm in super good shape today, don't cry like me if you lose."
"Let's get started!"
"Hey!!" As soon as he heard the beginning, Guima's hands immediately grabbed the blocks that had been placed on the ground and began to assemble his battleship.
"Hehe, this time please rest under the bombardment of my Invincible Armada." As he spoke, Guima struggled to assemble the building blocks with his two small hands.
"It's not a good thing to be too arrogant." Hearing this, Xiao You replied decisively.
"Humph!" Gui Ma snorted coldly, no longer arguing with Xiao You, but focusing on patchwork. In the first few rounds of confrontation, Guima lost on hand speed.
"Done!!" Listening to Xiao You's sudden voice, Gui Ma subconsciously glanced at Xiao You's side.
"Damn, it's done!! Damn it!! What's going on with that handsome unseen look!! Bah!! That metal bump with an Ultimate Meter cannon, six gun doors, sharp angles, and five turbo drives isn't handsome at all!! Looking at Xiao You's finished product, Guima was immediately attracted by its unique shape.
"It's too slow, Guima! Look at my Purgatory 11!! Secondary cannon fire!! ”
"Ah, I can't wait to attack! Damn, but my Tenderloin Will isn't even finished yet, and it's not as powerful as your shit! Hearing Xiao You say the declaration of attack, although Guima was surprised, he was also confident in his own defense.
"Narvino shield, activate!" Looking at the cannonballs fired from Xiao You's battleship's main gun, Xiao You threw a few blocks at the battleship in front of Gui Ma. Without hesitation, Guima let the Tenderloin Will activate the energy shield. A pull on the skirt worn today, a flick of the cover between the perfect defense of those flying blocks.
"Humph!! My Tenderloin Will's defenses aren't so easy to breach. ”
"Oh, I have a bit of a skill, I actually blocked the shelling of Purgatory 11."
"Humph! That's of course. It's not done yet, but my Tenderloin Will isn't the kind of street guy you can do with a numbered number and no name. ”
"If you want to see me, you'll be out of luck, Guima. Come and support me, Purgatory 10! ”
"What! Actually brought out the battleship of the last war, damn it! You guy is so shameless!! ”
"I didn't say you couldn't use the battle blocks you made before!!" Xiao You, the guy who threw away the festival because he was in the form of a child, won't care so much.
"Look at my Purgatory 10's special move, the Giant Bear Meteorite!!"
"Damn." Looking at the teddy bear thrown in front of him, Guima couldn't help but sound yesterday's battle situation, yesterday, it was because of Xiao You's Purgatory No. 10 that the Guima's Michelle was sunk.
"Huh? That's right, the Michelle!! Suddenly, as if he remembered something very important, Guima hurriedly looked around.
Soon, Guima found what he was looking for not far from him.
"Sure enough, Michelle! You're still here!! You're pretty much scrap metal, but you're still ready to fight, aren't you? Michelle. Looking at the Michelle in the mouth of Guima, who was no longer visible in front of him, Guima grabbed it.
"Get rid of you!!" Grabbing Michelle, Guima threw it at the teddy bear that was thrown by Xiao Yu.
With a soft sound, the wreckage of the Michelle was once again shattered by the teddy bear, this time directly smashing it into blocks.
"Woo~~ Michelle, I won't forget you. Your revenge will be avenged by the Tenderloin Will!! Tears welled up in his eyes. Guima couldn't help but say it.
"Look at the move! Whirlwind Bomb!! Grabbing the pillow beside him with one hand, Guima launched an attack on Purgatory 11.
"There's a hand! The earth springs!! Looking at the pillow thrown by Guima, Xiao You slapped it away with a wave of his right hand.
"Damn!!" Seeing that his offensive was so unresolved, Katsuragi snorted in displeasure.
"Pick up!! Self-destruct impact!! ”
"Nah!! Nanni!! Hearing Xiao You's sudden words, Gui Ma was startled.
"Gra!!" However, just when Guima was surprised, a black shadow had already smashed into the Tenderloin Will in front of Guima, and both of them fell apart.
"Purgatory No. 10, I will not forget your heroic sacrifice." With his right hand on his chest, Xiao You made a silent gesture.
"Hachibaga!! How can this be!! Foul!! Foul!! Guima looked at the shattered Tenderloin Will in front of him and protested.
"Oh, my stupid brother!! I didn't say that old warships couldn't be used as weapons. Xiao You's face was straightforward.
"Bastard!! Don't take advantage of me!! Gui Ma didn't let Xiao You take the opportunity to call his brother again, and spit it out. One more time!! One more time!! I'm going to definitely win you this time!! ”
"Okay, come on, who's afraid of whom."
Sure enough, the building block game was so much fun. Of course, this is for Guima, who is a real child, and the game just now is a wonderful duel between warships in his imagination. And Xiao You, after playing it a few times, is not interested in this whim-out game, and will continue to play because he can bully Guima through this game.
"Smack!!" Once again, Guima was once again sinisterly defeated by Xiao You.
"Babaga!"
"Huh?" Guima, who lost this time, did not express his unhappiness with electric wave baby language as usual, but used words!?
"Guima, what did you just say? Say it again? ”
"Hachibaga"
Listening to Guima say 'Baga' again, Xiao You was sure that Guima could finally speak, which also meant that Guima was finally out of that infant genius period.
"Hey, Guima, why don't you continue playing?" In order to confirm, Xiao You used brain waves to talk to Gui Ma again, however, this time, Gui Ma did not respond, but opened his eyes wide, looked at Xiao You innocently, and said in a baby's crisp voice: "Ba Ba Ga! ”
"Alas, in this way, there is no suitable person to talk to" Finding that Guima had forgotten everything before, Xiao You said with a little disappointment. Seriously, except for Guima, the other children, including Tianli and others, couldn't communicate with him well, after all, there were many things they didn't understand. And if you are an adult, you can do it, at this stage, Xiao You doesn't want to show too many things to adults like Mari.
Looking at Guima who turned his head and looked around curiously, Xiao You sighed again, and trotted to tell her the news that Mari Guima could speak.
"Goodbye, my cute Guima who has been talking to me and spitting out my groove~~."
Mari, who learned the news, jumped up from the sofa very excitedly, and then jumped to Guima's side, and then heard Mari's voice: "Mom, Guima, I'm my mother." ”
It seems that Mari is burning again.
Suddenly, Xiao You, who was sitting on the sofa watching a TV show, heard the sound of someone falling over there, and then heard Mari's voice again: "No, it's Mom." Hearing Mari's words and thinking about what Guima said, a smile appeared on the corner of Xiao You's mouth, he knew why Mari fell just now.
Soon, Xiao You heard Guima's crisp voice.
"Yaga!!"
Since Gui Ma was able to speak, two years have passed unconsciously, and in the past two years, Xiao You has an extra heel by his side. Three years and seven months old. Unlike before, Guima has always sweetly called Xiao Yu Oni-chan, looking at the long and smooth hair, wearing women's clothes, as long as he doesn't touch the male symbol under his crotch, he is completely a very cute young girl. decisively let Xiao You burst the seeds - the seeds of sister control should not be the seeds of brother control, no, it should be the seeds of pseudo-mother control~~~
In the past two years, Xiao You can hurt Guima so much, give him delicious food and fun food.
Then, something happened today.
Raised to be completely like a girl who can only play with dolls, Guima, who plays with the family, coldly hugged Xiao You's right hand, looked at Xiao You with blinked eyes, and said sweetly: "Ernie sauce ~~~ When I grow up, I want to be the bride of Ernie sauce ~~"
"Hah!" Facing Gui Ma who suddenly announced these words to himself, Xiao You couldn't help but shake his body when he remembered Gui Ma's true gender, and then, Xiao You instantly became messy
"Guima, don't you awaken such a bad attribute!! You're a boy!! Awakened brother marries a big husband? Even if you're okay, I have a big problem!! BL or something, it's not decisive!! Xiao You, who was in the mess, spit out in his head.
Xiao Youcai can't say 'good' to his doting sister like an ordinary brother, and although it's cute now, it still can't change its authenticity, and other Guima says the word 'good'.
For Xiao You, it was too heavy to say these two words to Guima.
"Ernie sauce? What did you say? Listening to Xiao You's words, Gui Ma tilted his head and looked at Xiao You suspiciously with watery eyes.
"Na, Ernie sauce, okay. Na Na~~~"
Looking at Guima's super cute expression when he was coquettish, Xiao You decisively shouted to Mari, who was watching TV in the living room: "Marima!" I don't play anymore!! ”