Three hundred dollars also explained......

A married adult man, he can't even have 300 yuan of private money, and the old ginger doesn't know how to survive this day, looking at him in front of his mother with his eyebrows lowered like a child who has done something wrong, my heart suddenly swelled with panic!

This is who I will be in a few years......

The matter of the old ginger head has been revealed for the time being, and it is impossible for the mother to let the old ginger head kneel in front of Huang Simeng, this is not because of saving face for the old ginger head, but because I am her son, and I will clean up the old ginger head in front of the future daughter-in-law, this example is not good. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Isn't this a change of law to teach people to clean up their own sons?

The lunch meal is not rich, although today is my mother's birthday, but the old couple didn't know that I would come back suddenly, and they came back with their girlfriends!

However, despite the lack of preparation, the old ginger still emptied the refrigerator and took out everything he could eat at home.

At the dinner table, the atmosphere was very peaceful, my mother had a good impression of Huang Simeng, and frequently served her vegetables, Huang Simeng was also very happy, and secretly told me that my mother was good.

I listened to it so happily that I turned my head around and told my mother what Huang Simeng said, but my mother's answer was: "Her family is so rich, you are going to get married, I am afraid that she will bully you, I am here, it is called emotional investment, let her be better to you in the future." ”

Mom is just different......

After three rounds of wine, five flavors of food, this meal was eaten for more than an hour, and there was nothing else to do after the meal, watching the old ginger head of the bag worker go to the kitchen to wash the dishes with chopsticks, I also have some unbearable feelings, a long-term worker who has to kneel on the washboard for three hundred yuan, I can't say it if I don't help clean up.

Let Huang Simeng chat with my mother, and I rolled up my sleeves and went into the kitchen.

Carrying his mother on his back, the old ginger looked a little gloomy at this time, squatting in the corner of the kitchen hunched over and smoking vigorously, probably because of the fact that he had just been confiscated three hundred yuan.

Seeing me walk into the kitchen, the old ginger stood up suddenly, and his waist suddenly straightened, like a parent: "Why are you coming in, it's rare to come back and talk more with your mother." ”

I smiled, took out a cigarette from my pocket and lit it for myself, and while I was spitting the smoke, I said, "Dad, are you depressed?" ”

Old Jiang frowned: "What do I have to be depressed about?" It's your mother's birthday, and you're able to deal with the object again, it's too late for me to be happy. ”

I looked like a chicken thief: "If you are here, you don't look at how ugly your face is, it's for the three hundred yuan, right?" ”

Seeing that I exposed his old background, the old ginger was slightly dissatisfied: "What do you say? I am the head of a family, can I be emotional for 300 yuan? In your eyes, your dad and I are so unbearable? ”

I looked at it and said, "Haha, don't be angry, I'm talking about playing......"

As a result, as soon as my voice fell, the old ginger suddenly changed his words: "But, you said that your girlfriend is really good, what kind of pillow do you have nothing to pick when you are idle?" Good thing she didn't pick the other one......"

As soon as the old ginger head's voice fell, I was immediately shocked that he still had private money!

"It's not...... Dad, didn't you hide your money in a pillow? ”

When I said this, my voice was slightly louder, and I almost didn't frighten the old ginger to kneel on the ground, and he quickly covered my mouth with his hand: "Shh~~ Be quiet, don't let your mother hear it." ”

Old Jiangtou's face was pale, he cautiously glanced at the living room, and saw that his mother was chatting with Huang Simeng and didn't pay attention to the movement in the kitchen, so he patted his chest: "I'm scared to death, you kid is trying to kill your father!" If you really want your mom to know that I'm hiding money, what can I do? ”

I picked the back of my head: "Hehe, Dad, don't be angry, I didn't react for a while, by the way, you are so fat, it's not enough to hide in one place, hide separately." ”

Hearing me ask, the old ginger looked proud: "Stinky boy, haven't you heard of the principle of not putting an egg in one basket?" Let me tell you, you are not married yet, you don't understand, when you get married, you will be able to understand the meaning of this sentence. ”

Glancing at the living room again, the old Jiang Tou looked mysterious: "Seeing that you are my son, today I will teach you how to hide private money!" You have to study hard, it will be useful for you in the future. ”

To be honest, as a father, Old Jiang Tou has almost never shown such a childish side in front of me, although I am not short of money at the moment, but I still want to see how sullen this father who used to be very serious is in his heart.

In order to cater to his performance, I also pretended to be interested: "Then you hurry up, don't come and hear my mother after they chat." ”

Old Jiang Tou comprehended, gently closed the kitchen door, and then took out his mobile phone and shook it in front of me: "Do you know what this is?" ”

I was stunned: "Phone, what's wrong?" ”

The old ginger smiled contemptuously: "Wrong, in your eyes, this is a mobile phone, but in my eyes, it is a wallet." ”

Why do I hear this line so familiarly?

"Wallet?"

Seeing that I didn't understand, the old ginger immediately turned off the mobile phone, then removed the back cover of the mobile phone, and then took out the battery, and behind the battery, there was a hundred-yuan bill!

"Do you understand? This position is just enough to stack a hundred dollars in it. ”

I looked confused: "Why don't you stack two more?" ”

Stuffing the battery back into the phone, the old ginger looked contemptuous: "Stupid! This space is so narrow, don't you open the lid after a hundred more stuffs? ”

I thought about it, and this is the reason, nodded, and I arched my hand at the old ginger: "I've been taught, but what's the use of a hundred yuan?" ”

The corner of the old ginger's mouth twitched: "Cut, you don't understand the truth of accumulating sand into a tower?" ”

"You mean a few more places?"

After listening to my question, the old ginger nodded: "Yes, that's why I'm telling you, don't put your eggs in one basket." ”

As he spoke, he picked up a flashlight on the stove: "Look again, what is this?" ”

I looked confused: "Flashlight! ”

Old Jiang Tou shook his head: "Wrong, in your eyes, this is a flashlight, but in my eyes, it is a wallet." ”

I'm speechless, how can the old ginger head be possessed by Da Vinci......

As he spoke, he unscrewed the battery compartment of the flashlight, and the battery poured out of it was wrapped in two hundred-yuan bills: "Remember, you must buy this kind of battery, don't buy a charged one, or the money won't be stuffed in." ”

Stuffing the battery back into the flashlight, the old ginger head became even more mysterious, and snorted at the stepping mat at the door: "That place can also hide money, but you have to disguise it with a newspaper in the middle." ”

With his self-disclosure, I was simply amazed when it came to the back, the old ginger took great pains to hide the money! What to buy a fly swatter to buy a hollow handle, so that it can be wrapped in a hundred yuan, what lamp holder can be wrapped in the central control position of the bulb, and what can be hidden in the optical drive, and what can be hidden in the hinge of the cabinet......

Anyway, there are only things you can't think of, and you can't hide it without him, and in the end I almost made me stupid: "Dad, how much money are you hiding in private......"

Old Jiang Tou raised three fingers with a proud face: "Three thousand!" Scary, right? ”

I wiped the beads of sweat from my forehead: "What do you want me to say about you, you have to hide so many places just to hide 3,000 yuan......"

After hearing this, the old ginger was immediately dissatisfied: "It's not easy to be found if it's scattered like this......"

I was speechless: "You said you have the energy to toss this, why don't you go and get a bank card?" It's better to hide a reliable place than you everywhere, no wonder Huang Simeng can pull out your money......"

As I spoke, I touched it under the stove, and sure enough, I found a 100 yuan bill with transparent glue glued under the countertop, and put it on the stove, I couldn't cry or laugh: "In this position, you stick a bank card is more reliable than sticking a hundred yuan......

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Brothers, today is very important, if you have a ticket, you can give a reward, to be honest, the recent results are very ploppy, I guess there is no recommendation next week, let's fight for it......