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Alas! As the saying goes, the ugliness of the family should not be publicized!

But now I'm lying in bed where I've been lying for more than 20 years, recalling the bits and pieces of my childhood, it's really funny! The white horse flies by, and time flies. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info now open a special session to talk about my troubles!

When I was a kid, I was mischievous, bold and fond of eating. I've eaten grasshoppers and roasted snakes, eaten hedgehogs, and vomited, and now I'm still alive, thanks to my strong stomach, you saved your master, a future Chinese worker!

I remember when I was six years old, there was a sudden sound of ice cream selling ice cream on the street, and it was so cool in the hot summer. I seem to remember that my parents went to work in the fields, and I was the only one at home, as if I was eating ice cream! What if you don't have money, you can exchange bottles for ice cream in the countryside. But my dad doesn't drink, and I rarely have empty bottles at home. After a long time, I finally found it under the table of the Eight Immortals, I poured half a bottle of liquid under the tree in my house, and then went to change the ice cream, but because it was a white wine bottle, I could only change the popsicle, and the popsicle was a popsicle! Better than nothing......

The spirit of foodies is strong, and I forgot about it. A few days later, my mother asked someone to help with the meal! I couldn't find the wine, so I asked me, did you take the half bottle of wine? I said I didn't, I poured the wine and changed the sorbet! My mother is so angry, as soon as people help me leave, my terrible cry came from my house...

My mother beats me the most, and she feels sorry for me the most! But I actually 'scolded' her, and now I think about it, what a 'rebel'!

During the festival, every family set off a cannon battle, and we loved to be lively at that time, and liked to listen to the sound of the cannon, but at that time we were really poor and had no money to buy it, so we went to pick up other people's squibs, and then went to put them!

I, Yongfei, and the three of us went around picking up squibs, and that day, I saw Brother Ling Ke throw a small steel cannon. It didn't sound, it was dumb! Haha, the three of us are scrambling to grab it, how can the two of them be my opponents, I pushed them aside first, and then took the squib first, don't mention the satisfied beauty! Who knew that within twenty seconds of picking it up, before it came out of the door of my mother's house, the squib actually exploded, it blew up, and my hand was dripping with blood, my mother and my father and I Ling Enge Brother Kege hurriedly sent me to the village clinic, but because it was the hand at the time, the right hand of the tiger's mouth position, the doctor was afraid that it would have an impact on the future, and suggested not to use anesthesia, my mother she actually believed, and began to suture without anesthesia, that hurt, even the doctor, the five of them didn't hold me, and then I was tired of tossing, I scolded! Even my mother scolded, not to mention because of the scolding, I was beaten again when I was injured, with tears in my eyes, and I was still muttering in my mouth looking at which needle slowly passed through my flesh and blood, a total of seven stitches, and there are still traces of it!

Not long after, I went to school, and I used my left hand because my right hand was injured. So until now I am still 'left-handed', because left-handed writing I was beaten by Mr. Yang Xianhong when I was a child, at that time it was really beaten, I used to be good at math, and my teacher Yang liked to let me go to the blackboard to do problems. I was almost done writing the question, and my teacher Yang came over, I thought it would be a praise, but he went up is a kick, which foot is so flexible, I didn't dodge! Five years of elementary school have come over like this, and I suspect that my current butt is more warped and has something to do with the Yang's shadowless feet that I used to suffer!

Alas, now that I think about it, the second hammer is like this, is it stupid!?

If you want to know what will happen next, and wait for the next chapter "II"!

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