Chapter 52: Li Cunxiao is a brain-dead

The second time I went back to the Three Kingdoms, although I was mentally prepared, but when Guan Yu suddenly disappeared from my eyes like Lu Bu, I still couldn't help but almost exclaimed, this person can't be seen if he can't see it, it's really fucking amazing, the fairy thing is magical, and it doesn't follow the laws of physics at all......

However, as the first time to see Li Cunxiao, a big change of life, his composure is too much, this thing is like TM is fine, Guan Yu's sudden disappearance does not seem to arouse his interest at all, I saw that he calmly took out half a bag of monosodium glutamate from his coat pocket, and then crossed his legs and sighed with relish. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE怂 ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½†ļ½

This man was introverted, but he didn't get along very well, and I didn't have anything to talk to about him, so I rode straight to the exit.

With three rounds, the speed of going to the Eastern Han Dynasty was not a star and a half faster, and it took only about 20 minutes for us to reach the ground.

Anyway, I have made an appointment with Guan Yu in advance to start fighting tomorrow, so I don't have to go around the eighteenth road princes again, and in an extraordinary period, I have to say whether I can get in or not.

Thanks to the war between the Three Kingdoms now, there is no one everywhere in a large area, and my car is easy to hide, and after finishing everything, I led Li Cunxiao to swagger straight to Dong Zhuo's camp.

As a result, before he reached the Tiger Prison, he was stopped by someone in the small village in front......

When I left, I went back directly with the Honghuang ruler, and I didn't pass through these villages, so no one knew me at all, and the confrontation between the two armies was very sensitive.

As Lu Bu's 'reinforcement', I was actually stopped by my own small village......

The wall, at this time, has already been covered with soldiers, and these people are extremely vigilant, all with bows and arrows, I see that my heart is hairy, just this formation, I am afraid that I will be shot into a cactus immediately if I have a little problem......

"What's that? Dare to go straight to the tiger prison! ā€

The one who shouted was a middle-aged man, looking at the armor exposed outside, he should be a leader, he just asked me directly 'what is it', I don't know how to talk to him, and I don't know what is going on with him looking at people with his navel eyes, we are so big and alive, you give me a better measure word, it seems that I and Li Cunxiao don't look like people......

"Big brother, I'm here to help you Dong Xiangguo fight the thieves, isn't this afternoon Dong Xiangguo said that General Lu Bu and Lu Fengxian have returned to Luoyang, and this battle will be difficult to fight without a striker, so I specially invited a reinforcement." I put on a smiling face, and then said to Li Cunxiao: "Please open the door of the village, Lord Xiangguo is still waiting for us." ā€

When the leader heard that we were Dong Zhuo's people, his face changed slightly, but he didn't open the door, but continued to stand up and shouted: "Since you are here to find Lord Xiangguo, there must be a passage warrant, please show it, and the last general will let you go." ā€

I remembered when he mentioned this, his mother was in a hurry before, I actually forgot about this stubble, and now the doorman asks me for a pass, where can I find it?

Scratching the back of my head, I snorted and said, "Ling...... Order...... You may not believe it, but I was in a hurry when I left before, but I forgot about it, or ...... Why don't you help me invite Sangkoku-sama out, and you'll understand everything as soon as he comes......"

As soon as I said this, I suddenly realized that I was like S.B, and I actually told a city gate guard to ask him to invite Dong Zhuo out......

Isn't this funny?

Who is Dong Zhuo? The heroes who control the rivers and mountains of the Han Dynasty! Although his current position is Xiangguo, but in essence, he is no different from the Son of Heaven, and what I just said is the same as running to the gate of Zhongnanhai to ask the armed police to call ****** out......

Sure enough, the leader's face immediately turned cold when he heard what I said, and then the soldiers around him suddenly burst into laughter, and the leading general's face became extremely ugly, and he must have thought that I was playing tricks on him: "What a bold man, come here for fun, I think you are impatient." ā€

I was speechless: "Big brother, I'm really not entertaining you, you said that I have nothing to do with this chaos, what kind of stuff do you want to come here to tease!" If I can come, there must be a reason for it! Let me tell you, we are really reinforcements, and this one next to me is the newly found vanguard officer, and the martial arts are definitely not under Lu Bu. ā€

After I said this, the soldiers upstairs laughed even harder, and the leader's face was ugly as if he could wring out water, and he gritted his teeth and said hatefully: "Are you blind to me?" Just him, and the pioneer officer! I can smell the stench on his clothes from so far away, and a person with such a great ability can't even wash his clothes? ā€

I'm about to cry, I didn't prepare a change of clothes for the gods before due to economic problems, Li Cunxiao's military coat has been wrapped around him since the day he came, and the clothes rubbing around these days are so dirty that they are oily, especially the cuffs, and the lumps of oil stains and stains are almost becoming armor......

"No matter how good the clothes are, no matter how good they are, they don't have the ability to do anything, and they don't have ......"

I also want to explain that Li Cunxiao's violent temper has long been impatient on the side, only to see him frown, and said coldly to the generals on the wall: "If you open the door, you will open the door, where is there so much nonsense, don't make grandpa unhappy, or grandpa will destroy Dong Zhuo before destroying the princes of the Eighteenth Road!" ā€

I'll wipe it, this Li Cunxiao is enough, people have high walls, and you don't know how to do light work, and people can shoot you immediately, what are you bragging about at this time......

I wanted to cry without tears: "Big brother, don't provoke them, there are so many bows and arrows on the wall, if you shoot down, we will all die......"

"Don't worry, you can't die."

"What, you still have a way to deal with it?"

Li Cunxiao nodded seriously: "There must be, you know, I am the god of war!" ā€

Although the people on the wall of the wall couldn't hear the conversation between me and Li Cunxiao, Lao Li Gang shouted to the top that he wanted to destroy Dong Zhuo's family, but he listened to it every word, and it is estimated that the leading general also thought that it was a waste of words to talk to us, only to see his right hand raised slightly, and then shouted: "Release the arrow!" ā€

In the blink of an eye, the bow and arrows on the wall of the wall were like locusts rushing towards us, I was in a hurry, turned my head and glanced at Li Cunxiao, he just said that there is a way to deal with it, I don't know what the way is, I was wondering if Li Cunxiao practiced some kind of hard qigong like the golden bell jar to resist these arrows, but he grabbed my two armpits, and then my whole person blocked in front of him......

"I, you use Lao Tzu as a shield......"

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Presumably everyone in the book review area has also seen it, the old wine entered the police station because of the fight, and the head also bled a lot because of the wound, and it was delayed for several days without updating, thank you for always not giving up on the old wine, and thank you for the rhythm under the lamp, the two good friends of Erbao Angel helped the old wine to make a book review announcement in the book review area for the first time, the old wine was very guilty, so he immediately resumed the update as soon as he was discharged from the hospital, and decided to change it twice a day, I hope you will continue to support, today is starting to impact the list, everyone has a vote to vote, and don't be stingy if you have a reward, Thank you, brothers (to be continued.) )