Chapter 65: True Night Attack - Kaka's Great March (Ask for Tickets, Ask for Tickets~)
"Master, can we sleep together?" said Kaka, as I did when I was a child...... "Kaka squeaked, his face flushed, as tempting as a ripe apple, and he wanted to take a bite.
"Kaka, we're all grown up, or we'll sleep separately?" Derek asked tentatively, sitting back on the edge of the bed.
Kaka is a good girl, her intentions, Derek probably knows a little, but he can accept Sister Lina's liking, or Princess Wei'er's liking, but Kaka, he always feels that something is wrong.
There is a problem here, that is, both Wei'er and Miss Lina are people that Derek met after the crossing, and Kaka is the only one who has a deep bond with the predecessor of this body.
The other reason is probably because this girl is too two, right? Have you ever seen someone who can carry a stinky fish hundreds of kilometers to someone as a gift?
Have you ever seen a girl who had to sit and try because she thought the child seats in a high-end restaurant were too cute, but her butt stuck in and couldn't pull it out?
......
With all these deeds, Derek came to a conclusion that Kaka was really not suitable to be a wife.
If you have a baby one day, Kaka will definitely starve the baby to death because he forgot to breastfeed him, right?
Perhaps the recent appearance of Amon has given Kaka a strong sense of crisis, and she feels that she has to do something.
Otherwise, the master will be abducted by that guy Amon! I don't know why recently, the master always talks to that guy mysteriously, there must be something wrong here!
The quick-witted Kaka has already seen through everything.
So the question is, what can we do about it?
"Master, you've been too tired lately, I'll help you get a massage, right? I remember, don't you like to let Wei'er help you step on your back the most, come, lie down~" Kaka had an idea, remembering that the master often used comics as bait to trick Princess Wei'er into giving him a picture of stepping on his back, and every time, the owner looked intoxicated and enjoyed.
Probably comfortable?
How can I say it?Kaka is really too simple.,Being stepped on by Lori's back will show an intoxicated expression.,In addition to people with uncomfortable backs,,There may also be perverts.。
At this time, the correct thing to do is to call 110.
"Wait!" Derek shook his head violently, and before he could dodge, Kaka was pushed down on the bed and stepped on it with one foot.
"I'm going to start~master~" Kaka said with a red face, sure enough, this look is so shameful, but since the master likes it......
"No, I'm okay with Kaka, you don't have to worry too much, I ......" Derek cried out in horror, Kaka's strength was surprisingly strong, although Derek had a strong muscle, but under Kaka's strange power, there was no room for resistance at all to be pressed tightly on the bed, and he couldn't move.
What are you kidding! The little princess is only 1.55 meters tall, plus she is a picky eater and is not good at eating, except for cakes, hot pot and other favorite things, everything she eats is just two bites away, and she looks malnourished all day long, weighing only 42 kilograms in total, and she has not yet sunk a bag of rice.
However, Kaka is 1.8 meters tall, and due to gender differences, he looks even taller than Derek who is 1.83 meters, plus the convex and backward perfect body that looks like a woman.
But in fact, the inconspicuous muscles formed by daily training, and the bone density and muscle density of orcs are much higher than that of humans.
Kaka's real weight is 85 kilograms!
In this world, being in good shape is not equal to being underweight, bastard!
Can you imagine? The roadside sends you small advertisements every day, and the scene of a muscular man over 1.8 meters who "swims and fits" jumps on your back with a cruel smile on his face?
"Kaka, if you have something to say, you come down first......" Derek said fearfully.
It's now! It's coming! Kaka was determined, and made a gymnastic gesture with a pious attitude.
Then, Kaka made up his mind and stomped the bed, causing him to jump up and land heavily on Derek's back.
"Ya Butterfly~" Derek let out a miserable cry that didn't know whether it was pain or comfort, anyway, it was the same in Kaka's ears~
The master is very satisfied! Hmph, I said, I must be stronger than that little girl in Wei'er, and I am willing to do better than her. Hearing Derek's moan of "comfort", Kaka thought triumphantly.
Kaka, some things, such as massage, are really not as strong as possible ~ really~
It's time to show off the real technique!
Immediately afterwards, Kaka first tested the water with a simple front flip, followed by a flip, and after trying out the balance on Derek's back, he directly landed on a two-week flip and multiple turns, and landed smoothly, winning the applause of countless judges and audiences.
Then, prop your back with your palms and head down, and turn your arms and legs straight and upside down to make a perfect handstand.
Subsequently, it overhangs, spins, rolls, soars, and rotates in the air for three and a half circles, and rotates 540 degrees...... The same technical moves are shown one by one, although there is only one spectator here, and it is difficult to say whether it is visible or not.
In the end, Kaka landed a perfect six-week flip with a difficulty coefficient of 9.1 points, scoring a total of 10 points, and became the gold medalist in the floor exercise event of this Olympic Games, let us congratulate her......
Derek, on the other hand, had a humanoid mist rising from the corner of his mouth, and he collapsed on the bed without moving.
(End of the book, laugh~)
"Master, you don't obey~" Kaka finished a set of movements, learned to say in a slight tone, looked down at the master, but found that Derek rolled his eyes, foaming at the corners of his mouth: "Eh, what's the situation? The master is still grimacing when he is asleep? What a fool, and he still calls me stupid every day~"
Kaka took out a tissue and gently wiped the saliva from the corner of Derek's mouth, and by the way, helped him close his eyes and cover the quilt, then hesitated, opened the door and looked outside, and then blushed and pulled open a corner of the quilt and got in.
"Master, are you sleeping?" asked softly Kaka's heart was pounding, and he couldn't sleep even with his back to Derek.
Then Derek slept like a dead man.
Receiving no response, Kaka squirmed and rolled over, lying opposite Derek.
Derek was already asleep, breathing evenly, and even snoring lightly from the recent exertion, and the tension in his heart was relieved at once.
"Master, do you know, Kaka likes you too," Kaka said softly, "But you don't look at people very much, you keep an eye on Sister Lina and Wei'er every day, especially recently, you are always with Amon and ignore people......
But, I really, really like you, I thought the owner was still the little ghost who always cried when he was a child, but I didn't expect that when I met again, the master had become a man, so exciting.
In the future, please pay more attention to Kaka, okay?"
"Sleep, I'll still work tomorrow~" Derek said something in a dream, startling Kaka, and shy shy into the quilt.
After waiting for a long time, seeing that there was no movement, I poked out a little head and looked at it.
"It turned out to be a dream talk~" Kaka patted his majestic chest and breathed a sigh of relief.
Kaka could see that his face was getting closer and closer, and seeing that Derek was still snoring unconsciously, he finally mustered up the courage and kissed him gently.
"I've kissed the master too~" Kaka turned his back in shame.
"Good night host~"