Chapter 20: Surprise
Sneaking out of the back door of the teahouse, our situation is similar to running for our lives, no way, and I don't know who called the police, fortunately I was witty, the police just let me see the door, and I originally wanted to leave a card number for Brother Bo to let him call me every month, but I couldn't take care of the emergency......
The ogre originally wanted to ask me a lot of things, such as how Lei Zhenzi brought people down, or when did I make such a group of exhibitionist friends who ate MSG, but the police came to the door, how could they still bother to talk about this saltiness? Naturally, it is important to run, Li Chenghui drove the car by himself, and I rode a three-wheeler, everyone was not very on the same road, and they parted ways at the back door.
When I returned to the warehouse, it was already time to eat, and I suddenly regretted that I had taken Dong Xiaozhuan away, if she was there, I could at least have a good meal without cooking at noon.
The rest of the time, I took the book "Children's Recognition of Things" for a whole day to teach Nezha and Lei Zhenzi to learn modern knowledge, as a great god who can cultivate immortals successfully, it is natural to repair a children's book, but there is one thing that makes me puzzled.
You have refused to instill in him any new knowledge!
Although I also know that it is very embarrassing to let a talented person who was already famous in the Three Kingdoms period go to learn a children's book, which is as incomprehensible as Guan Yu scraping bones to cure poison and taking a black cat sheriff to sit there and watch, but the times are different, aren't you thousands of years behind?
If you fall behind, you will be beaten!
Looking at You Heng, who was almost deformed by a group of people in the teahouse before, I sighed helplessly, I don't even have the courage to send him to the hospital now, because with his virtue of undressing at every turn, I estimate that the front foot will be transferred to the trauma department and the back foot will be transferred to the spirit department......
I have to say,Lei Zhenzi and Nezha's comprehension ability is really strong,At least school-age children don't learn as fast as they read this book.,I originally wanted to teach them how to put on TV at night.,But Nezha actually told me that he wanted to play on the computer!
Since they came, I haven't used my computer much, I don't have time, since he is interested, then I must be up to his temperament, whether I should choose a naughty bag who goes out to make trouble all day long or a teenager who squats at home and is addicted to computers, I naturally choose the latter, so that at least he will not go to the fountain pool in Tianfu Square to take a bath and hit the police on duty by the way.
A peaceful day passed like this, and when I went to bed at night, I even dreamed that Dong Xiaoyan told me that his eldest brother wanted to thank me, and then I saw the banknotes rushing towards me, and Dong Xiaozhu snuggled up next to me, and we lay down the money piled up on Wushan**......
If only I never woke up from this dream!
The next morning, I got up to make breakfast for the gods, I was in a happy mood, Nezha didn't move his nest all night, he actually sat in front of the computer for a night!
Lei Zhenzi was eating MSG on the sofa while watching TV, very comfortable, I am still satisfied with their current situation, at least I don't make trouble for you, and you Heng I don't understand it, he refused to learn new knowledge yesterday, if you don't learn, you won't learn, I didn't force him, how do you know that he shook my face when I got up early in the morning, and whenever my eyes made contact with him, he would snort coldly, I ignored him, he kept staring at me coldly, which sent a chill down my spine.
I don't even know where to offend him!
The key is that I don't dare to count him at random, as far as the personality that You Heng is now exposed, I estimate that he is the ultimate body of paranoid personality disorder, narcissistic personality disorder and avoidant personality disorder. This kind of person is very dangerous, Maccabius is one of them, when he doesn't speak, you still think that this person is mature and has connotation, but this is definitely an illusion, in his world, maybe he is thinking about how to hack you to death......
The more I thought about it, the more scared I became, how infiltrating was such a dangerous person for him to stay in the house? was thinking about whether to make a small cage to lock him in, but Lei Zhenzi sat at the dining table and said while serving rice: "Mingzi, I told you that you can't do this habit, if you want to replace me last night, I will have to kill you." ”
I was confused by what he said: "Last night? What happened to me last night? ”
You Heng snorted coldly, didn't eat, walked to the window and stood still, his face was lonely, and after a while, he suddenly said angrily: "I am both intelligent and arrogant!" I never thought that one day I would suffer such humiliation, I regard you as a friend, what do you regard me? You actually want to vent your **** with me! ”
"What the hell is going on, why did you babble so early in the morning?" I almost didn't vomit blood when he said this, looking at his swollen face like a pig's head after being beaten, I vented to him ****! Sister Feng is also more reliable than him......
Lei Zhenzi sneered: "I see that the gods are talking about you, you won't forget all about last night, right?" ”
I was about to cry: "I really don't know what's going on." ”
"Hey!" Lei Zhenzi looked like he wanted to say something: "I'm ashamed to say it." ”
"You can't tell me, I saw it for real last night." Nezha finally turned his energy back from the computer to the dining table, took a bowl of porridge and said while drinking: "Do you remember that you hugged him and kissed him for most of the day last night?" ”
"Poof!" I vomited all the night at dinner: "Is there such a thing? ”
"It's not all, you still pick his pants, pull his ass and say that these breasts are really big......"
Me: "......"
I said, why did Dong Xiaozhuo in last night's dream feel so real......
After confirming my ridiculous behavior last night, Lei Zhenzi and Nezha both nodded yes, while You Heng just responded to me with a cold snort, so ashamed that I slapped myself with a big mouth.
"I won't forgive you even if you just sucked your head out?" You Heng said coldly by the window.
I wanted to cry without tears: "Mad God, I did dream of a beautiful woman last night, but I really didn't mean to ......"
"It's useless to talk too much, I will never live in the same room with people who are sick, and I will move downstairs later."
It seems that you will not be able to untie this knot for a while, and I don't have time to explain anything now, because I have already heard the company's truck honking loudly downstairs.
I didn't even have time to put the table away and ran downstairs, opened the courtyard door, and it was Fan Jian who escorted the car today!
As always, I was waiting for him to speak first, and Fan Jian actually patted me on the shoulder rarely: "Xiao Jiang, Miss Dong didn't come?" ”
"Those who can work hard, or you ......" I felt that it was wrong as soon as I said it, why didn't this Fan Jian play cards according to the routine today?
"I didn't come, why did Mr. Fan remember to ask her."
"It's okay, I'll just ask casually, by the way, I'm here today, I'm going to surprise you."
Can Fan Jian surprise me? I subconsciously looked up at the sky, trying to see which way the sun was coming out.
"Mr. Fan bothered, what advice do you have to speak."
Fan Jian smiled: "It's all buddies, it's too much to advise, that's right, brother, I've been observing you for a lot of time, you are a very serious and responsible person for your work, I'll think about it, this good steel should be used on the blade, let you guard this broken warehouse How bent is it?" So, I'm going to transfer you back to the company and follow me, how about it, isn't it a surprise? ”
I listened to him and the tears couldn't stop falling down, what kind of surprise is this, this is simply a fright...... -
Segmentation –
The ancients referred to people with mental illness, which in modern parlance means mental illness.
Ask for a collection and ask for a recommendation......