Chapter 232: Very strange
Tong Gong figured out the joints, only to feel that his eyes lit up, and said excitedly, "Imperial Doctor Cheng, listening to what you say, as long as you enter this Zhuangzi, no man will have to be called by women anymore, and there will be no danger of being forced to marry?" If so, isn't this the best and most wonderful place in the world? ”
His face suddenly glowed red, and he eagerly asked, "How can I enter this manor?"
"This, as long as you are in a difficult situation, and you have the heart to strive for self-improvement, but you are not willing to rely on the words of others, you can invest in this village. There is only one point," Cheng Yannong thought for a moment, and said slowly, "There is no restriction on coming and going here, but there is another rule, you must not covet the owner of the village and do ridiculous things. ”
Tong Gong was stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter, clapped his hands and said, "This young lady, it's really interesting, does she think that she is the only one in the whole world...... One...... Well, all the men in the world will be obsessed with her...... Not? ”
Cheng Yannong said, "Actually, I didn't say anything about this, but everyone who entered here knew it." Because some people who had entered the village earlier had been tempted by this young lady, in the middle of the night, they touched her room to recommend a pillow seat, but they were all given silver taels the next day, sent out, and were not allowed to come in again. ”
Tong Gong smiled for a while before he breathed his breath and said, "Since I entered this garden, almost all of the people I have seen are men, and they are all good-looking. It can be seen that this young lady is actually a lustful person, and she is a group of male waitresses. Therefore, she must have disliked the fact that the person who was sent to the door was not beautiful enough, so she couldn't look down on it......"
Cheng Yannong said unhappily, "Your Highness, you don't know the truth, how can you hurt people without permission?" If you have an opinion about this young lady's ideas and ideas, and therefore speak against them, there is nothing wrong with that. But she has always been single-minded and unswerving in her treatment of her husband. No one should criticize such feelings. ”
Tong Gong was surprised, "What? It turns out that this young lady is already married? ”
"She hired her husband when she was young, and the two fell in love and got along very well......"
Tong Gong smiled, "Alas, this time it has changed again and become a generation of saints." I said, tobacco farmer, don't go to be a doctor anymore, just change your career to storytelling, I guarantee that you will only have a better future than you as a doctor! ”
Cheng Yannong let him laugh angrily, shook his head slightly, but only smiled and did not speak.
At this time, I suddenly heard the voices of people outside, and while jubilant, when Tonggong went to look again, he saw that Qingyu led a son in a moon-white robe and walked over.
The robed boy was dignified and decent, and very graceful, but he covered his face with a green scarf, revealing only a pointed chin, and his complexion was crystal clear, and he knew at a glance that he was a handsome beauty.
Tong Gong saw it in his eyes and felt that this person was definitely not an idle person, so he turned his head and asked Cheng Yannong, "Who is this person you recognize?" ”
Cheng Yannong said, "He is the owner of Qirui Treasure Pavilion, and he once went to the palace to give jewelry." ”
The name of Qi Rui Bao Ge is only recently resounded throughout the country, I heard that it is very powerful, every quarter will push out a whole set of extremely exquisite jewelry, the production is ingenious, and the world is the only one, if someone imitates, must be reported to the official to hold accountable, destroy the imitation. Therefore, those utensils are often hard to find.
When Tonggong heard this, he couldn't help but be very curious about the man's face, and exclaimed, "Why does he cover his face and prevent people from seeing it?" Shall I go over and lift his veil and see what he looks like. ”
Cheng Yannong exclaimed, "Your Highness, you must not make a ......."
Where can Tonggong listen to him? Before he could finish his sentence, he had already opened the door and rushed out.
Cheng Yannong secretly screamed badly, but he was afraid that he would recklessly bump into the distinguished guest and offend the master here, and was about to rush over to pull him back.
Before he could move, he suddenly saw Tong bow step by step, and walked back backwards. After entering the door, he suddenly closed the door, leaning his back against the door, and his face was as white as earth.
It was very strange for Cheng Yannong to see that he was suddenly frightened like this.
Before he could ask, Tong Gong lowered his voice and said, "Imperial Doctor Cheng, you are not allowed to look, you are not allowed to ask, third, don't come over again, fourth, let me sit well." Other than that...... And fifthly, don't tell anyone that I've been here before. ”
Cheng Yannong was surprised, and was thinking, I don't know who came to make His Royal Highness the prince afraid of being like this. But I saw Tonggong suddenly open the door violently, cover his face with his sleeve, and flee as if he was flying.
Tong Gong ran out of Zhuangzi in one breath, and when he went out, he saw that the coachman was gone. But he didn't dare to stay, so he had to secretly curse Mrs. Che for being too poor, and walked away quickly along the path he came.
After running for more than half a mile to see that it was already far away from Disney, Tonggong breathed a sigh of relief and slowed down. As soon as I turned a corner, I saw several drunken women around a thin boy holding a bamboo basket, flirting.
As soon as I saw this bow, it was worth it! His nature is best for others, and he has always been quite proud of his martial arts, and no one dares to compete with him on weekdays, and he is still depressed. Now that he saw such an injustice happening in front of him, he immediately rose up and rushed forward. Tear the young man away, protect him behind him, and don't talk nonsense with those women, just punch and fight.
The young man was very surprised when he saw a helper suddenly come out halfway, and he watched from the side. I saw him look ruthless, kicked the tall woman in the waist, grabbed the collar of the other with one hand, jumped up and raised the other hand to hit her in the face.
The face of the woman who was grabbed by the collar by him was deflected, and Tonggong's fist brushed her face and scraped it, only to make her scream in pain, and pushed it hard with both hands, but pushed Tonggong out at once.
The bow was pushed backwards by the woman, and the fat woman next to her kicked it, and suddenly couldn't even stand, staggered a few steps, and sat on the ground.
The young man hurriedly came over and pulled him and said, "Hey, you, it doesn't matter, right? ”
Tong Gong's leg was quite heavy, and he secretly scolded in his heart, but when he saw the young man asking him like this, he couldn't get over his face, and he didn't want him to help, so he struggled to stand up, and said fiercely, "Of course it's okay, just now I didn't pay attention for a while and missed." Actually, my martial arts are quite good, you just watch from the side, I'll teach you a lesson to this group of shrews, and discipline and beat them to the ground! ”
As he spoke, he stepped forward and used his best beautiful man's fist to pounce on those fierce women!
The three fierce women gave him this fuss, and his mind was half clear. Seeing the boy's exaggerated and flashy moves, I knew that he was not good at martial arts, but he looked cute and cute, so I had the heart to tease him. didn't break the fact of his martial arts status, but just surrounded him and didn't move, only waiting for him to use his fists and feet to dodge, and then took advantage of the maneuver to knead and caress on him, taking advantage of it.
Tonggong's three-legged cat kung fu, of course, is more flowery than the fist embroidered legs, but the group of guards who taught him martial arts always touted him boundlessly, almost to the sky, so he sometimes really thinks that although his martial arts are not necessarily the first in the world, they are not too far from the first in the world.
Usually with the guards, shouting, a light, can beat them to the ground, shouting all over the sky. Now I have met a few people who will be in earnest, and the energy will not be able to be used at all.
After a complete set of beautiful men's boxing techniques, the opponent was safe, but he was so tired that he was panting and sweating, and he didn't know how many times he was touched by a few pairs of salty pig hands on his body and face.
Tonggong instantly understood: these are all hidden villains. The martial arts are strong, and I am afraid that there is no hope of defeating them by myself, so I immediately shouted loudly, "Hey, why don't you go quickly?" Hurry up, my sister is around here now, and she'll be coming over to help right away. Her martial arts are better than mine, uh, much better, and she can ...... her all without a finger Whole...... Damn it! ”
But it turned out that later, he twisted the fat woman in the gap and twisted his face. It made him so angry that he couldn't even speak.
The young man stood beside him and watched coldly, and when he saw that this was the time, he was still stubborn, and sighed at the moment, and said, "Alas, maybe you are right, hold on a little longer, and your sister will come to save you." I couldn't help much, but I might get in the way, so I left first. I hope you'll make it to the point where your sister comes. ”
As he spoke, the boy reached out and touched a few small objects in the basket, spotted the tall woman approaching the bow, and bounced one of them towards her feet.
Tong Gong said angrily, but when he saw that this young man was really leaving, he couldn't help but scold him for not being righteous. How can you say that you are in danger to save him?
He knew that it would be more practical to wait until the eldest sister appeared here to save him, and it would be more practical to ask the Bodhisattva of the Eight Directions to manifest himself. In distress, he suddenly saw the tall woman beside him shake and fall to the ground.
Sima Tong was overjoyed, and shouted in his heart: The Bodhisattva has appeared, the Bodhisattva has appeared! Burst out of the gap and kicked the woman violently, knocking her to her stomach.
The fat woman exclaimed, "Little rabbit, what are you doing?" He was about to ravage him well, but his shoulders suddenly felt sore, and he couldn't lift his arms.
Tong Gong turned behind the fat woman and scolded, "You are the little rabbit." You're not just a bunny, you're an old, ugly female rabbit. ”
As he spoke, he flew up and kicked the woman's chubby ******.
It's just that this woman is obese and can withstand kicking and beating, and she was kicked by Tonggong, but she didn't fall. She swayed forward a few times. Suddenly shouted loudly, "There are masters, there must be other masters hiding next to them, everyone go quickly!" ”
Several women originally saw that the situation was very wrong, and they were all puzzled, but when they heard the fat woman say this, they no longer doubted it, and hurriedly picked up the tall woman who fell to the ground, followed by the fat woman who covered her buttocks, and ran away.
Tonggong pretended to chase, but triumphantly turned around the battle scene, looked around, but turned back to the young man with bamboo blue and smiled, "What? My martial arts are really good, right? ”
The boy looked at him as well, smiled, nodded, and said, "Well, it's pretty good." He was fair-skinned and delicate, with a pair of eyes slightly squinted, as if he was always not sleeping enough, and when he laughed, he was like two crescent moons, and even the dark pupils could not be seen.
Tong Gong laughed and approached, and in order to show that he was amiable and approachable, he suddenly reached out and slapped the young man on the chest. Unexpectedly, the young man didn't appreciate it, so he hurriedly turned to one side and let it go.
Tonggong slapped the air all of a sudden, but he didn't care at all, and said seriously, "Hey, I said that your body is really too thin, no wonder you are going to be bullied!" If the man is too delicate, he will be bullied by the woman. So, you have to learn a little bit of kung fu to defend yourself! ”
The young man couldn't help but smile and nodded, "Yes, Childe is right." But it was evident that this was mostly a joke, because there was no hint of any sense that he was right.
Tong Gong was originally big, and he didn't doubt his sincerity at all, and when he saw that the clothes on his body were the same as those of those strange little guys in that strange Zhuangzi, he couldn't help but ask again, "Ah, I know, it turns out that you also came out of that place!" ”
"Where is it?" His words were clueless, and of course the other party didn't understand what he was talking about, so he asked this question. In fact, he just replied, and he didn't really show any interest.
Tonggong was extremely serious, gave a thumbs up and pointed in the direction of Disney behind him, and said, "That's what Disney." The name is weird enough, but the people in it are also quite freakish. Although he asked, he had already recognized it in his heart, but for some reason, he still hoped that the other party would answer in the negative.
However, not at all surprised, the boy nodded to himself and replied very dryly, "Yes." ”
Tonggong's heart was faintly disappointed, but he just smiled. He immediately forgot about the small feelings of the right people, and thought of a new topic again.
"Well, I said, what kind of owner took you in, and if there is nothing to do, what will you do? So, I would like to ask, what do you usually do? Tong Gong rolled his eyes, leaned over to the young man, and asked softly, "I also heard that the owner of your village is a very young lady." A strong woman, she must be a very strong one, usually she is alone, facing so many of you men, and one by one she is very handsome, she, does she have that...... Uh, what's that? ”
The young man looked at him in surprise, but raised his eyebrows and asked, "What is that?" Even though he asked this, from the tone of his eyebrows and eyes, he didn't really don't understand.
"Well, I don't understand this, you're a little too pure, aren't you? This is, that's, that's it! Seeing that the young man was ignorant and anxious, Tong Gong stretched out his hand and paw, and made a few grabbing and unrestrained movements in the air. Then he looked at the boy again to see if he understood
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