Chapter 60: The heifer basks in the sun
The so-called sleepy dreams, in other places, may not be known; In Xiayou County, it is known to women and children.
Because one of the four major scenic spots in Xiayou County, Jiuli Lake, there is a well-known place for sleepy dreams.
Jiuli Lake is the birthplace of dream prayer culture, the dream prayer ceremony has a long and solemn ceremony, since the Tang Dynasty, has been used until now, can be called the living fossil of dream prayer culture, attracting the dignitaries of all dynasties, literati and ink writers.
For example, Cai Xiang, Tang Bohu, Xu Xiake, and Li Guangdi have all come to Jiuli Lake to visit and pray for dreams.
Praying for a dream is a sleepy dream, that is, with sincerity and with questions, praying to the gods for dreams.
The deities here refer to the legendary nine brothers of the He family.
The Nine Immortals of the He family are not the little hair gods in a corner, but the dream god recognized by the whole country, and the only recognized dream god in history.
Nine immortal believers all over the country and Southeast Asia, there are still nine carp pilgrimage, nine carp pray for the folk custom of dream, is a unique phenomenon of scenic spots.
Thousands of years of accumulation, the dream culture that has been handed down not only has beautiful poems and songs, but also a true record of dreams after the fact.
The mystery of Jiuli Lake is fascinating, and if it is placed in the eyes of false Taoism, it must be interpreted as ignorance and superstition.
However, the truth of the matter is not superstition, but the mood swings of the dreamer.
To put it simply, the dreamer prays with questions of one kind or another, and asks the gods to solve the problem.
The more religious the attitude, the more authentic the results.
Such a dreamer can easily fall asleep and receive guidance in his dreams. At the same time, the result of the dream test is exactly the same as the dream.
This is because the air around Jiuli Lake condenses the mood fluctuations of countless people and transforms them into mysterious "particles", which unconsciously take effect.
In other words, the previous dreamers, through similar or the same mood fluctuations, vibrate the particles of emotion in the air, influencing the current dreamers, so that the dreams come true, the doubts are solved, and the piety is rewarded, and at the same time, they themselves become the signposts of the next group of dreamers.
It is said that the sleepy dream of Jiuli Lake is very effective and famous, but it needs to go through a very cumbersome Taoist ceremony.
Nowadays, the sleepy dream of the presidential suite, the procedures are simpler and the effect is more obvious, which is bound to cause a sensation.
The sleepy dream here is not the solution to the problem of Jiuli Lake.
Hypothetical one, there are really gods in the world, then the priesthood of the nine immortals of the He family is a dream.
Assuming the second, the four beauties and Wu Zetian are also gods, then their priesthood must be inseparable from love, either love or lust.
Conclusion: Different priesthoods, different effects.
It is not difficult to imagine what kind of dreams and experiences the tenants staying in 818 are about to usher in.
Zheng Huanghuang and Huang Binbin, who stayed overnight that night, have the most right to speak.
However, it was still early, and the four of them left the presidential suite on the eighth floor and went to the restaurant on the third floor for dinner.
At this time, they walked into the seafood hall and had not yet started to order.
Lin Botong stared at a few big turtles, drooling, and asked, "Brother Ming, can you order food from me?" ”
"Oh? What does the fat boy want to eat? ”
"I just consumed a huge amount of food, I have to take supplements, the longer the vintage of the original seafood, the better, and the more portions, the better! For example, these turtles are very good! ”
Several turtles in the glass jar are all fresh seafood, each of which has more than a dozen catties, and the year is obviously not low.
The native seafood in Xiayou County is scarce and expensive, and the nourishing effect is very significant, and it is definitely not comparable to artificially bred seafood.
Taking the red plaster sturgeon as an example, it needs more than 2,000 yuan per catty, which is more than 20 times higher than that of artificial breeding.
However, it's worth the price!
As long as you put three or two red paste sturgeons in the pasta, and each person eats a small bowl, you will soon be full of fever!
Boiled noodles are mixed and eaten, steamed and boiled, and the soup is boiled with ingredients, and the effect is the same!
This is the remarkable effect of nourishing yin and strengthening the yang, and it is also the food that Lin Botong desperately needs.
The only drawback is that the quantity is scarce, especially the more the economy develops, the more serious the environmental pollution, the more difficult it is to catch pure wild seafood, and there are often fishermen who go to sea empty-handed.
However, the market demand is very strong, the number of employees remains high, and the situation of "breaking and stopping" has always been maintained.
Not long ago, Xia You Hotel launched the gimmick of native seafood and put up a high-priced purchase brand, which made the industry once revived.
Therefore, Lin Botong wants to eat seafood to make up for the deficit in his body.
Who knows, but it was opposed by Zheng Huanghuang.
"You can't eat seafood now! In my opinion, preserved egg and lean pork porridge is the most suitable! ”
Lin Botong was framed and abused in the bathroom, and now he is a little afraid of Zheng Huanghuang. Hearing that Zheng Huanghuang objected to his own tonic, he didn't dare to blow up the thorns, for fear of being poured into a cup of fierce medicine again.
At that time, it will be better to die than to die.
For a while, Lin Botong lowered his head, and he didn't dare to speak, a good boy who was obedient and obedient.
This situation rarely happens to Limbotong.
Wei Ming was very curious, and couldn't help but glance at Lin Botong.
From the time I went downstairs to now, this is the first official scan.
The fat boy's belly is a little shrunk, and the pants are also a little loose, as if it is the result of the violent burning of the fat layer.
In addition to this, the exposed skin is also a little different.
Due to obesity, Lin Botong's original skin looked shiny, but now, there is no luster.
Before and after, the difference is obvious, just like fresh pork and overnight pork.
Wei Ming approached Lin Botong and asked in a low voice, "What's the matter?" ”
"One afternoon, thirteen contributions in a row, the man in the world, I am the strongest!" Lin Botong wanted to save face and refused to admit the fact that his legs were weak and fluttering.
Wei Ming couldn't help but exclaim: "Damn! Thirteen times? It's the rhythm of 'heifer basking in the sun', and I don't believe it! ”
Huang Binbin stood behind Zheng Huanghuang in order to avoid the eyes of the other tenants, and when he heard Wei Ming's exclamation, he explained loudly: "What the fat man said is indeed the truth!" Brother Ming, what is heifer sunbathing? ”
The scene of the heifer basking in the sun has a hidden painting style, which is very vulgar.
Generally speaking, it is only used between friends who are familiar with each other, and it is rare to say such things to strangers, especially between people of the opposite sex, which is almost an evasive sentence.
Wei Ming didn't want to explain, Lin Botong was also embarrassed, and Zheng Huanghuang didn't seem to know the hidden meaning.
For a while, the atmosphere was a little cold.
However, another tenant who was also ordering next to him heard Huang Binbin's crisp and pleasant voice, and felt very fond of it, so he wanted to talk.
"Heifer basking in the sun is to take out the force, dry it, bake it, of course, it's a cow bait!"
That scene, that style of painting, is really out of harmony.
Huang Binbin frowned, looking a little unhappy, but in public, he did not have a big star temper.
When Lin Botong saw the expression of the goddess, he was distressed and wanted to take care of the goddess.
He took a few steps forward, slapped his palm on the tenant's shoulder, and shouted: "Don't speak, no one treats you as a dumb!" ”
The tenant turned back to be a man in his thirties, dressed in a crisp black suit and very muscular.
The muscular man stroked his shoulder, inhaled with a grin, and asked, "You hit me?" How dare you hit me? Are the fat people now as fat as their bodies? ”
"Who told your dog to meddle with a mouse? If I don't beat you, do I want to beat the dog? "Lin Botong is unforgiving.
The muscular man stretched out his right hand, raised five fingers, and announced the verdict: "You beat me just now, and now you are scolding me again, this matter is not over!" Either give 50,000 private, or ......"
Lin Botong interrupted directly, and said a very bad sentence.
"Oh? So expensive? In one sentence, you have to pay 50,000? I think back then, when Nima went out to sell, the charges were not so high......"
Syllable!
The muscular man picked up his left hand, slapped Lin Botong's right cheek, and said, "Now the price has risen, I want to be private, 500,000!" ”
Lin Botong didn't expect the other party to be alone and dare to slap his face in public, and he wanted to fight back immediately, but he couldn't fight because of his physical exhaustion.
This is a fact, from the eighth floor to the third floor, even if there is an elevator, Lin Botong walked very hard. To this day, I am still panting and sweating.
Lin Botong was helpless and could only ask Wei Ming for help.
Wei Ming received the fat boy's gaze, comprehended, turned to face the muscular man, and asked, "This gentleman, are you joking?" ”
"I don't have time to joke with you! You don't have that qualification, it's worth laughing at! ”
Wei Ming's eyes widened and he asked, "Oh? So, you want to extort? ”
"Go to Nima's blackmail, don't try to charge me! 500,000 is the cost of this big fat pig to compensate Lao Tzu for his mental losses! "Muscleman didn't fall into the language trap.
- Huh...... There is some legal common sense, but it is interesting to play like this!
Wei Ming pretended to be scared and said: "Everyone doesn't have a big grudge, can you sell face, turn big things into small things, and turn small things into small things?" ”
"Go to Nima's face! I don't know you, you don't know me, there's a face! ”
"In other words, there is no possibility of reconciliation, right?"
Want to reconcile?
The muscular man stared at Huang Binbin's bumpy and tangible back, feeling both impatient and familiar.
"If you want to reconcile, it's not impossible to ......" The muscular man pointed to Huang Binbin's back and asked for a workaround, "Let her sleep with me for one night!" ”
Huang Binbin's shoulders trembled slightly, as if he was snickering, but he didn't look back.
In public, Huang Binbin acts very carefully, usually does not show his positive appearance, and even when he stands, he will deliberately avoid his gaze, and even explain to Zheng Huanghuang to block some undeserved glances.
At this time, Huang Binbin knew very well that the muscular man was playing with eggs!
Just now, she personally promised Zheng Huanghuang that from now on, she would be devoted to him, and at most one Lin Botong would be added.
After an afternoon, Huang Binbin's mentality has changed a lot, and sometimes, I feel very strange, why does he have attachment to the fat man, and even slightly surpass Brother Zheng?
In the bathroom just now, Zheng Huanghuang was overjoyed when he heard Huang Binbin's affectionate confession, and promised not to let her suffer a trace of grievance.
Zheng Huihuang saw the arrogant appearance of the muscular man, and he wanted to teach a lesson, but there was still Wei Ming on the scene, and he had to respect Wei Ming's opinion.
Zheng Huanghuang believes that Brother Ming will not let himself down.
Sure enough, Wei Ming was very annoyed when he heard the muscular man openly make a ** request.
The female companion is used as a bargaining chip, and his feelings are ignored, no man will be indifferent, not to mention Wei Ming's confidence?
Wei Ming didn't bother to dwell on it anymore, and gave the order directly.