Chapter 2 A pair of brain-dead
Ye Miancheng refused to go down on the donkey cart, and begged to follow Yue Xi to the imperial capital: "I said Niangniang, you can take me with you, and let the lower officials have a chance to make meritorious contributions, and when your affairs over there are over, you will go to Yi Zhi and order Ye Qiu to go back with me." ”
"The surname is Ye." Yue Xi propped up one leg and rested the hand holding the stick on her knee, she tilted her head sideways and squinted at the prefectural magistrate who was lucky.
Ye Miancheng shivered.
He knew in his heart that the 'dead queen mother' next to him was actually embarrassed and abnormal now, and she was a thin woman, so he realized that with his own body, it was useless to beat ten of her, but he was still afraid of her!
Why are you afraid? Ye Miancheng himself didn't know......
"The lower official is here." The pipeline was full of people and cars, and he lowered his voice with extra caution when he spoke.
"I'll give you an order to let Ye Qiu follow you back?"
"Ahh Ye Miancheng heard the unkindness in Yue Xi's tone, but he still nodded stubbornly.
"If Lao Tzu's decree is useful, I will give Ye Qiu an edict, put you in the house, and give you a smell of incense every day......"
Ye Miancheng's face changed when he heard this, and only after a while did he whisper: "This ...... Not so good......"
"You still know bad?!" Yue Xi pointed a wooden stick at his head and scolded: "You look like this thing, you're a man, right?" You just want to face, right? A good man deserves to be abused by you?! ”
"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you!"
Ye Miancheng shut up and was speechless for a while.
"Think about it with this thing you have around your neck." The wooden stick nodded lightly on his head, and Yue Xi drove the donkey cart on the road again, "Two people live a life, whether it is a man or a woman, you have to respect people's ......"
Along the way, Ye Miancheng was mostly silent, and sighed in a daze from time to time.
Yue Xi watched coldly, and felt that he had listened to his words.
It's just that the road from Cixian to the imperial capital is far away, and she is pulling such a stuffy gourd in the car, which makes Yue Xi can't help but think of Du Sanniang.
Du Sanniang is spicy and lively, and she loves to gossip.
Every time I sat on the flatbed, I started talking non-stop, and I could talk all the way home. Although Yue Xi only occasionally chatted, with her by her side, he was not lonely on the road.
Now there is still a person in the car, and he is a man taller than Du Sanniang, Yue Xi turned his head sideways and looked at Ye Miancheng, who was crooked sideways, and couldn't help but sigh......
Glancing at the county magistrate who was holding his beard and shaven cheeks, Yue Xi always felt that there was something wrong with him, and Ye Miancheng, who had already done deep introspection all the way, also noticed that she was looking at him at this moment, so he turned his head and opened his mouth to Yue Xi: "Ah? ”
"Why are you sitting like that?" After observing the county magistrate for a while, Yue Xi saw that it was his unusual sitting posture that made people look awkward.
At this time, Ye Miancheng was sitting on the flatbed with his legs twisted, and most of the weight of his body was pressed on one side.
"...... butt hurts" was asked by Yue Xi, Ye Miancheng seemed to remember the injury on his body, he moved his body with grinning, and pulled his left half of his ass to the side: "Ye Qiu bites, a piece of skin and flesh is about to fall off......"
As he spoke, Ye Miancheng sighed again: "He hates me...... Hate me to death......"
"Huh?" From afar, Yue Xi had already seen the majestic and majestic gate of the imperial capital, and a sentence popped out of his mind inexplicably: how deep the hatred is, how deep the love is......
Is the master in love with this...... Yue Xi glanced at the sloppy county magistrate who sighed and sighed, and involuntarily laughed 'hehe'.
I just think that there is really no shortage of crazy men and women in this world!
"Hey, mother, you're not kind! The lower officials are all injured like this, and you still laugh? Ye Miancheng thought that Yue Xi was laughing at himself, so he muttered in a rather resentful voice.
"Lao Tzu didn't have the leisure to laugh at others." Not far from the city gate, Yue Xi stopped the donkey cart, bought a lot of food in large bags by the various stalls lined up on the side of the road, and trotted into the city to carry two jars of wine, put these things in the car, and she drove the donkey cart to Zheng Baocai's house.
In order to hurry, neither of them ate at noon, Yue Xi didn't think anything about the small amount of food, but Ye Miancheng, who knew the whereabouts of his master, finally fell to the ground with a stone in his heart, but he was already hungry.
He looked at the few oil-paper bags placed on the car, swallowed his saliva before opening his mouth, reached into his arms and touched it, there was no money......
"Hey, hey!" Ye Miancheng looked back at the city gate that was getting farther and farther away, and began to be speechless: "Niangniang, aren't we here, why don't you go in?" The gates will be closed later. ”
Yue Xi shouted softly, and the pedestrians in front of the road gave way, so she didn't squint and said with her face forward: "Don't call me Niangniang, no one outside knows that I am a woman." I am Yue Xi now, my son-in-law. ”
"Oh." She is a woman's family, and with such an identity, it is really inconvenient to go to the palace. Therefore, as soon as Yue Xi said Ye County, he understood.
He immediately changed his tone and asked, "Gongzi Yue, where are we going?" ”
"Go to a friend of mine." Yue Xi said lightly.
"Friends? Do you have any friends? Ye Miancheng opened his mouth wide, and he looked surprised like a toad!
He really couldn't imagine that a woman of Yue Xi's status could still make friends with her.
"Is your friend a man or a woman?" Ye Miancheng was very curious, and temporarily forgot about the bad thing that Master Ye had escaped to the palace, and then cared about Yuexi's affairs.
Yue Xi turned his head and glared at him: "Lao Tzu is a man now, and of course my friend is also a man!" ”
"Huh! Good guys, good guys! Ye Miancheng's eyes fell on a few oil-paper bags beside him
When he got to a few oiled paper bags beside him, his stomach roared like thunder, and he didn't have the heart to wonder when the queen mother had made friends in the palace.
When the two of them arrived at Zheng Baocai's house, Zheng Baocai had already taken off his essence and lay down in the quilt, waiting for his daughter-in-law to wash her feet and go to bed.
At this time, someone came to the door, but it really made him hold back the fire in his heart!
Wearing only shirts and pants, he rushed to the door like a cannonball with his robe open, Zheng Baocai opened the two door panels and saw that the people standing outside didn't know, and opened his mouth to scold: "Dog's day!" Who are you looking for? ”
Ye Miancheng was holding something in both hands, and he still had a gentle smile on his face, but he was scolded before he could say a word, and his face was pulled down at that time: "Donkey Day!" Who are you scolding? ”
"Ahem!" Just picked up all the things in the car, and the two people at the door had already started scolding, Yue Xi had to cough a few times and squeezed into the middle of the two of them: "Brother Zheng, I brought a friend over today, it's just a little too late......"
"Yo! It turns out my brother's friend wow! As soon as Zheng Baocai saw Yue Xi, he immediately put away his angry face and changed into a smile, and arched his hand at Ye Miancheng and said: "Brother Yue's friend is my friend, this brother, I'm sorry!" My brother speaks roughly, hehe...... Inside please! ”
Because of Yue Xi's face, Ye Miancheng did not turn his face with Zheng Baocai. But after all, his identity is a magistrate, in Cixian County in the past few years, although he has not made any money, the official authority is still raised like this, who dares to talk to him like this in the county government except Ye Qiu?
"Don't be a door god!" Yue Xi turned his head and glanced at Ye Miancheng, who had a gloomy face: "Come in quickly." ”
was temporarily disturbed by a good thing, Zheng Baocai came out steamily and took a turn, and the fire on his body was discharged......
Busy and outside, they helped Yue Xi drive the donkey cart into the yard, fed the donkey Baoqi, drank water, and the three of them finally sat down at a table.
"Two jars of wine, one jar is for filial piety to uncle." Yue Xi put the wine she bought from the city in front of Zheng Baocai, and she opened the oily paper bag wrapped in braised meat and braised eggs and some miscellaneous food on the table.
"Brother Ye, come and sit." Zheng Baocai went to the kitchen to get chopsticks and a few bowls, and greeted Ye Miancheng, who was still black-faced: "With this glass of wine from Brother Yue, brother, I will accompany you!" ”
Two jars of wine, Zheng Baocai put away one jar in front of Yue Xi and left it for Daddy Zheng, opened the other jar, and poured a bowl for everyone, he first raised it to Ye Miancheng, and then drank it all!
Ye Miancheng looked at the table full of wine and food, and then looked at Yue Xi, he decided not to be angry first, and then fill his stomach first!
Reluctantly raised the rice bowl and drank the wine, Ye Xian Ling didn't care about the others, first tore off a chicken leg, and when it was already delivered to his mouth, he remembered the identity of the 'Yue Gongzi' sitting next to him, and hurriedly handed the chicken leg to Yue Xi.
Yue Xi waved his hand: "You can eat it yourself......"
After being polite, Ye Miancheng began to shake off his cheeks and eat a meal, and the whole main house heard the sound of him chirping and eating, and he couldn't stop for a moment, Zheng Baocai also put down his rice bowl after taking a few sips of wine, and concentrated on watching Ye Xian Ling eat like a starving ghost!
"This brother has a lot of food!" Zheng Baocai turned his head and asked Yue Xi: "This is also your new acquisition?" ”
The county magistrate is now wearing civilian clothes, his face is haggard, and he has a bunch of strips of cloth wrapped around his head, which really doesn't look decent, and it is no wonder that Zheng Baocai will be mistaken for a flower under Yue Xi's hand.
"Him?" Yue Xi looked at Ye Miancheng and shook his head: "No." ”
Seeing that Yue Xi didn't want to say more, Zheng Baocai didn't ask much, but remembered Du Sanniang's coming, he smiled with an unclear meaning, and said, "Why didn't the fat girl come with you this time?" Brother, don't you take her with you everywhere you go? ”
"Don't talk nonsense." Yue Xi swallowed the food in his mouth before saying, "I'm just stopping by with her." ”
"......" Zheng Baocai pursed his lips, turned his head and said to Ye Miancheng: "Brother Yue is not bad, but his skin is too thin!" Isn't it just to find a good match, what's this, isn't it natural for a man to find a woman! Do you say it's Brother Ye. ”
"You don't have to be looking for a woman, and men are not bad...... Ye Miancheng looked at Zheng Baocai awkwardly, and he didn't like to listen to him, so he was against him with one mouth.
"What? Men looking for men? Zheng Baocai looked at Ye Miancheng, suspecting that he was talking nonsense after drinking too much: "You didn't see the girl that Brother Yue brought......
"You call people one brother at a time, and now you always carry the sister brought by your brother, what do I mean by that?"
drank the wine before eating, Ye Miancheng was indeed drunk.
Dizzy, he finished eating an oily chicken by himself, he rubbed his two greasy hands together, and stared at Zheng Baocai with slanted eyes.
Yue Xi's heart beats, it is estimated that these two are going to say screw!
So she hurriedly got up and said, "Hurry up and eat, when you're full, Brother Zheng and I still have something to say......"
"What do you mean by Lao Tzu?" Zheng Baocai also stood up, pulled Yue Xi away, jumped in front of Ye Xian Ling, and said loudly: "If it weren't for the fact that you were brought by Brother Yue, I would see that Lao Tzu wouldn't beat you!" ”
"Yo, are you still Lao Tzu?" Ye Miancheng had been holding back the fire for two days, and now it had turned into an evil fire and surged into his head, he decided to strike first, and made a move on Zheng Baocai first, picked up the empty bowl on the table and smashed it towards the other party: "Who the hell are you?" Well? Except for Ye Qiu, I am not used to anyone! ”
Zheng Baocai didn't expect the other party to turn his face when he said it, he wanted to shout a few words to scare the surnamed Ye, but he never thought that the other party didn't follow the rules of fighting at all, and he made a move if he didn't agree with each other, and Zheng Baocai's head immediately saw blood!
Stretched out his hand and wiped the blood dripping from his forehead, Zheng Baocai is not a vegetarian, he deceived himself very flexibly, hugged Ye Miancheng's waist, made a stumbling block under his feet, and pressed Ye Xian Ling to the ground!
Ye Miancheng was born in a gentleman,
Born in a gentleman, Zheng Bao was born in a gangster, these two people made a move, and a round was immediately revealed, Zheng Baocai rode Ye Miancheng and gave him a fat beating!
Yue Xi stepped aside. At first, she wanted to persuade, but later found out that Zheng Baocai was just going to the place where Ye Miancheng didn't want to die, so she was relieved, she pulled the chair, dragged the table to the side, and vacated the place in the room for the two of them to toss!
Such a big movement in the main house immediately alarmed the people sleeping in the rooms on both sides, Zheng Dad and the Zheng family lady didn't have much effort to run over, the Zheng family lady saw that her husband did not suffer, nodded to Yue Xi, and then went back to the house and went to sleep......
And Father Zheng saw that it had no effect after yelling at his son for a few words, so he simply grabbed his son's ears and dragged him up from Ye Xianling: "What are you messing around!" The one on the ground is the guest brought by the little brother of the Yue family, bastard things, how can you beat the guests in your own home? ”
"Daddy...... Father...... Let go! Realizing that his ear was about to be turned into a donkey ear by his old father, Zheng Bao hurriedly begged for mercy: "I was wrong, I was wrong, don't hold me!" Won't I be able to compensate the customer? ”
"Hurry up and pay for it!" Father Zheng let go of his hand and glared at his son angrily.
Zheng Baocai was helpless, so he had to rub his ears while saying to Ye Xianling on the ground: "I shouldn't have beaten you at home......"
That's a lot of water.
Yue Xi listened to the meaning of his words: I shouldn't have beaten you at home, I should have killed you outside!
And after Ye Miancheng was beaten, the shallow alcohol dissipated, and he realized that he had done it......
The queen mother came to find a friend to do something, but the matter was not done so that she let herself be stirred, he was too embarrassed!
Ye Miancheng, who understood, quickly got up from the ground and saluted Father Zheng first: "Old man, it's okay, it's me and Brother Zheng having fun, I didn't think about it, I disturbed your good dreams, let's accompany you first!" ”
As he spoke, he fell to the ground, and he was very respectful to Father Zheng!
"Kidding?" Father Zheng was obviously suspicious of these words, and he was not good at saying anything to the guests, so he had to say to his son: "Do you play like this?" My head is open! ”
"Isn't it just a joke!" Zheng Baocai's eyes rolled, he walked to Ye Miancheng's side and hugged his shoulders, and the two of them immediately became 'good brothers', and Ye Miancheng also reflexively hugged his waist......
Yue Xi pouted and looked at the sky: These two **!
After a fuss, Ye Xian ordered the evil fire to dissipate, and became sanctimonious again, and after Father Zheng also returned to his house, he officially apologized to Zheng Baocai!
Zheng Bao saw that he still respected his father, but he had a good impression of him, and then said a few kind words, and this fight was completely over.
The three of them sat down again, this time it was not a big deal, Zheng Baocai directly told Yue Xi the news that he had inquired about: Liu Ju's son lost a lot of money in gambling and borrowed money from other people's seals, but it snowballed bigger and bigger, and he didn't go on it, and now there is only one way to buy a house...... And if you buy less, you can't plug the hole at all, so although Liu Juren is in a hurry to use the money, he refuses to sell the Chu family's old mansion when the money is less......
"Hmm. I know. After listening to this, Yue Xi did not say what to do next, but said to Zheng Baocai: "Brother Zheng, I see that the injury on your forehead is not light, let's deal with it......"
"I'll do this!" The wound on the person's head was smashed by himself, Ye Miancheng also knew that he was embarrassed at this time, so he quickly volunteered to get up, walked behind Zheng Baocai, stretched out his hand and pulled up the robe he was wearing, 'stabbed', tore off a piece of cloth, and bandaged the surnamed Zheng with ease: "See the one on my head?" I made it myself! ”
"Pull it down!" Zheng Baocai twisted his head and struggled to avoid Ye Miancheng's hand: "The wound has not been cleaned, and there is no medicine, dog, what bag are you packing!" ”
"Oops! Isn't it......" Ye Miancheng patted his head, and then bared his teeth, he forgot for a moment that he also had an injury on his head......
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At noon the next day, the three of them left the Zheng family after some discussion, and Yue Xi drove the donkey cart with two brain-dead people to the capital.
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