Everyone was shocked and uncertain, Gu Xiaofan bowed his hand in the direction of Yan Ying, and said in a loud voice:

"Although my Xiao Gu is not a child of everyone's compound, but thanks to my ancestors, my father has worked in Yanjing Film Studio for 13 years, and has worked at the Central Academy of Drama for 11 years

Don't brag, these teachers and professors were all rubbed on their backs by my Xiaogu in the bathhouse, so I know exactly what brand of underwear your examiners like to wear~~"

Seeing that the people around him were laughing, although their emotions were aroused, they were still suspicious, and Gu Xiaofan was not discouraged. [Full text reading]

After all, there have been too many things to fool people with ps photos in recent years, and it is not so easy to be convincing, continuing his "performance".

He seemed to casually point to the following parent of a student and asked:

"Did your child participate in the first test of Chinese opera a few days ago, and what is the test number in Chinese opera?"

"Test ...... Took the test ~ student number...... The student number is...... You wait~" The student's parent was stunned for a moment, then took out a crumpled admission ticket from his bag and read:

“5005657～”

"No. 5657......" Gu Xiaofan thought about it slightly, and said in an unfathomable tone:

"Well...... In the third day, your child should have taken the test in the afternoon of the third day...... Then your child's main examiner is Wang Zhiwen, right~?

Wang Zhiwen loves drama the most, especially the bridge section of "Thunderstorm", but he hates hip-hop the most, and he has a headache when he sees the candidates dancing hip-hop~"

Gu Xiaofan observed for a long time just now, this parent and his son have been practicing dance beside him, and the order of the examiners of the Chinese opera art examiner, he investigated it clearly a few days ago, and it is basically not wrong to calculate according to the exam number.

Sure enough, as soon as the parent and the candidate next to him heard this, their expressions froze, and they couldn't wait to write the word "finished" on their faces.

Hey, this kid is really right~! Many people were stunned......

However, there are still people who are still suspicious, and continue to discuss something with the people around them, obviously still not believing it.

Yes, that person just now may have been a nursery~! Do you think we're so easy to deceive?

At this time, another candidate from Sichuan questioned Gu Xiaofan in dialect:

"Since you know everything, why didn't you go to the Chinese opera Yanying yourself?"

"Yo~ Look at what you said, can't you see it?"

Looking at the provocative look of the candidate who spoke, Gu Xiaofan smiled and pointed to his face:

"Look at my face, I can't talk about ugliness, but my eyes are a little smaller than Huang Xiaoming, my nose is a little bigger than Jincheng Wu, my face is a little wider than Lu Yi, and it's a little worse than you handsome guys and beauties, but it's better than Jiang Wen and Ge You's handsomeness, just this high and low virtue, no characteristics~ The protagonist doesn't have my share, and I don't have a good supporting role, how can I be an actor~ Do you say it~?"

Hahaha~ Everyone was amused by Gu Xiaofan's self-deprecating words, and burst into laughter.

However, the Sichuan student still refused to let him go, snorted and continued to ask:

"My exam number is 5007653, tell me who is the main examiner of my Chinese opera?"

"I can't tell." Gu Xiaofan frowned slightly, and said with a puzzled face:

"There are only 6,326 people who signed up for Chinese opera this time, and there are not 7,000 people, brother, I don't know how your exam number starts with 7."

One sentence made the Sichuan student's face flush immediately.

Everyone couldn't help but discuss for a while, it seems that this kid is really a bit of a doorman......

Gu Xiaofan didn't chase and fight, but squinted his eyes and looked at the Sichuan student for a while, and said:

"This brother, you are holding a copy of the 1997 edition of Gorky's poetry collection by the People's Publishing House, your talent for the first test of Chinese opera will not be recitation, right?"

"What's the matter with you......!?" The Sichuan student's face changed.

Gu Xiaofan looked at him and shook his head very regretfully:

"As far as I know, because of the round of rectification movement in the 70s, in the Eight King Kongs, only Sun Yuhua, the master's tutor of the directing department, has received an orthodox Soviet education, if you don't meet her for the main exam, then you ...... Alas...... It's difficult~It's difficult~"

The Sichuan student's face suddenly froze, and he immediately panicked, and couldn't help but ask:

"Really? Is there a chief examiner here in Yanying who likes Gorky's poems? I will also recite Tagore and Emerson~? Do you think which one of my recitations is better this time? ”

As soon as these words were asked, some people in the crowd couldn't help but shout out anxiously:

"I'm also preparing for the recitation, who is my examiner? Does he like recitation!? ”

"I'll take the exam at half past two in the afternoon the day after tomorrow, is there an examiner who likes folk songs~?"

"Little brother, can you tell me whether the Dai dance has a high chance of passing the first try~?"

The students and parents around them began to get anxious, eager to hear the information about this Yanying art exam, Gu Xiaofan knew that these Kaizi had taken the bait, and Zhengse pointed to the restaurant behind him:

"Everyone~ There are too many people here, it's inconvenient to speak, if you have any doubts about this art exam, you can come to me, I will give you private advice, but I bother you to line up, one by one ~ absolutely free ~~"

After speaking, Gu Xiaofan didn't say more, walked into the restaurant quickly under the eager eyes of everyone, bowed to the fat boss behind the counter and smiled:

"Boss Wu, I'm sorry for you."

"There is a set~" Boss Wu smiled and stretched out a thumbs up, led him into the back room, and then waved his hand, and two guys came out of the restaurant, maintaining order and shouting:

"Everyone line up, line up~ don't cut the line~~"

The candidates and parents were impatient to line up one by one, and dozens of people were discharged from the queue at once, attracting other passers-by in the night market to come and ask.

The parents of those students rendered Gu Xiaofan's performance just now, and everyone knew that there were gods who provided information about the art examination here, and those who were still eating and fortune tellers all rushed over after hearing the news.

In just a quarter of an hour, I watched the queue at the entrance of the restaurant get longer and longer, and there were hundreds of people.

A waiter with a plate in the restaurant looked at this scene and couldn't help but worry about Boss Wu:

"Boss, I don't think we can let Gu Xiaofan, this kid fool around here, if he continues like this, something big will happen, if people know that he is just a cub who is guarding the door in the Chinese opera, these customers won't tear down our signboard?"

"You know a?" Boss Wu shook his fat face and snorted coldly:

"These are the masters who come once a year, and they will go back to their hometown after the exam, who remembers this? Without this Gu Xiaofan, can we have such a good business? ”

After scolding his buddy, Boss Wu was actually still a little uneasy in his heart, so he walked lightly to the back room and looked through the window to see how Gu Xiaofan in the room was pretending to be a ghost.

Of course, Boss Wu knew how Gu Xiaofan was fooling, saying that it was "free consultation", but in fact, he made money by selling the so-called "information and art examination question bank of Yanying's four major tutors".

After looking at the window for a long time, Boss Wu was pleased to find that as long as Gu Xiaofan heard that the person who came was Yanjing and Tianjin accents, he would just say a few words and send away, and never mention the matter of selling information.

Only when he heard that it was a person with a foreign accent could he say something like a river, and even coaxed and deceived him to sell the information, and he couldn't help but nod himself secretly to rest assured.

This kid does have a set of business, although he cheats, he is not greedy.

After such a night, Gu Xiaofan, who was "warm-hearted", gave guidance to candidates and parents one by one, and sold a book of "art examination materials", although he was an expert on his face, he kept sneering in his heart.

These people are idiots...... A bunch of people can't even see that they are stupid in their "performance", and they still expect to eat by "acting"?

I don't even look at what I am...... There are so many people, how many are really top-notch in appearance and temperament?

An actor is not a coolie, the most important thing is to have "artistic talent", Huang Xiaoming went to the exam on crutches to do radio gymnastics, and he could pass the test with a high score, this is the talent of "a face is worth 300 points".

It's cruel to say, but it's the truth.

In the past two years that he has been out and about, although he has also developed a "performance ability" of observing words and feelings, coaxing and fooling, he has participated in the Chinese opera Yanying art examination in the past two years, a total of four exams, and he has not even passed the first exam......