Chapter 38: Rats Crossing the Street
As we all know, 1999 yuan is the normal price of Xiaomi mobile phones sold online, but it is not the price of aroma mobile phones.
Lin Botong never imagined that the sale of the first mobile phone would encounter a thorn.
He glanced at the prickly head and found that the other party looked like a human, completely dressed as a successful person; In temperament, it gives people a suave impression; In terms of age, he is no more than twenty-seven or eighteen; In terms of appearance, if you are a little more delicate, it is a typical authentic little white face.
- Oh, the second generation of forks, right? If I don't repair you into a pig's head, I will change my name to Zhou Botong in the future!
Lin Botong didn't smile and said, "This gentleman, come on...... Go to the counter and talk, watch nest in the crowd! ”
The little white face was not stunned, his expression was leisurely, and he was close to the counter.
Syllable!
A bank card was thrown on the counter by a little white face.
"Brother counts, buy as much as you want!"
"88,888 yuan a piece, are you sure?"
"So expensive? You might as well grab it! Xiaomi mobile phones can't have this price, be careful I report you to the Price Bureau for raising prices, be careful I complain to 315 about your malicious infringement of consumer rights and interests......" The little white face opened his mouth to the Price Bureau and 315, which seems to be a little unsimple.
Lin Botong didn't argue, turned to look at the store manager Lin Li, and shouted: "Video!" ”
The LCD TV behind the counter changes the screen instantly.
was originally a disease-free moan of a Hong Kong and Taiwan singer, but now it is a live broadcast in the capital city.
On the screen, it is also crowded, with the sound of gongs, drums, and firecrackers one after another.
On the high platform hangs a large horizontal letter: Xiaomi mobile phone new product launch conference.
Then, there is the host's intimidating opening remarks.
In short, this was a formal and grand press conference, hosted by Rice Mobile Phone Sales Company, and the backers behind it were, of course, Jiang Xiong and his core team.
The reason why Lin Botong was able to share the picture was because of the friendly negotiation between Wei Ming and Jiang Xiong.
“…… The new mobile phone is on the shelves in the capital city and Xiayou County at the same time, each is 88888 yuan, the number is limited, first come, first served, please buy enthusiastically! The video came the host's commentary.
When Lin Botong heard what he needed, he immediately cut off the after-program of the press conference.
"Brother Tuhao, 88,888 yuan a piece, there is wood? Officially authorized synchronous shelves, there is wood? The strategic cooperation between Yinhan Feidu and Rice Mobile Phones, is there wood? Lin Botong glared at the little white face, and tried his best to be sarcastic. Then, with a loud voice, he suddenly yelled, "Say! To buy or not to buy? ”
The little white face trembled, unwilling to argue: "88,888 yuan a piece, whoever buys it is ...... nerves"
Syllable!
Lin Botong picked up his fat palm and slammed it directly on the left cheek of the little white face.
Suddenly.
A clearly recognizable five-fingered mountain paw print, engraved on the left cheek of the little white face.
"Don't have any money to charge anything, uncle? Do you really think that local tyrants are so easy to be? Turn me around and give me another slap in the face, so that there is no symmetry! Lin Botong still refused to let go, and wanted to hit his right cheek again, and the reason was also very good.
In the final analysis, he is Lin Han's species, with some habits of rivers and lakes, not to mention that he has been running at high load for several days in a row, and he has long been on fire.
These days, Lin Botong uses various means to advertise widely, and the entire county is covered with mobile phone propaganda. The county's TV program, the layout of "Xia You News", more than a dozen floats parade through the streets, and cheongsam beauties distributing flyers, don't be too crazy!
The little white face should not be, and he actually understood that he was confused, no matter what the reason, Lin Botong categorically did not let go.
Xiaobai's face hissed and inhaled in pain, but he didn't dare to fight back, but asked painlessly: "How do you hit someone?" Do you know who I am? ”
His face was full of bitterness, like a picture of "Xiucai meets soldiers, and he can't explain it reasonably".
Someone in the crowd knew the identity of the little white face and kindly reminded Lin Botong: "Boss, you are in trouble!" ”
"Oh, who is he?" Lin Botong asked lightly.
"It's our secretary Chen of Xiayou County, hehe......"
Lin Botong suddenly realized and scolded: "I'll go!" It turned out to be the secretary of the dog officer! ”
It's good that he doesn't mention the "dog official", maybe there are still people who don't know what a big secret is, and this time, it is simply naming names, which immediately detonates the anger of the onlookers.
"The dog officer must not die well!"
"It turned out to be the secretary of the dog officer, no wonder he was so arrogant, he actually forced him to buy and sell!"
"People have big backers, can they not be arrogant? If it were me, it might be even more arrogant, hehe......"
"Boss, good game!" The black chick secretly supports and shows her wit.
"Boss, well played! Well played! ”
"Boss, well played! Well played! Hit the devil and croak! ”
For a while, the crowd applauded, and the scene was very hot.
Seeing the boiling emotions of the crowd, Lin Botong raised his hand and said, "Whether you buy it or not, you owe me a slap!" Turn around and let me bribe you to give you a delicate five-finger mountain, guaranteed to be a handmade high-end product! ”
The crowd laughed and shouted: "The boss must pay a bribe!" The secretary must take bribes! Haha......"
Even Wei Ming smiled, and secretly ordered the little eight immortals to raise the atmosphere, which was completely the rhythm of beating the water dogs!
The so-called public anger is hard to commit.
Even if Chen Dami has a special identity and a deep background, he doesn't dare to openly anger a large number of people in front of him, otherwise, he is likely to enter the store vertically and leave the store horizontally.
In fact, Chen Dami is very clear about the reason and intention of entering the store.
He was ordered to come with a holy decree - no matter what means he used, even if it was a trick, he must get me 10 mobile phones!
Obviously, the holy decree came from the county magistrate.
Although it is very domineering, for Chen Dami, it is willing and regarded as a guideline, because this is the obligation of the people around him and the caring people. Only by completing such special tasks again and again can the relationship between superiors and subordinates become closer and more unshakable.
All of this is to blame for Lin Botong's wide publicity, the movement is too big, and a new mobile phone of 88888 yuan is well known to everyone, and it is a matter of conversation for a while.
All of this is due to the greedy nature of the county master, the psychology of hunting, and the new mobile phone of 88,888 yuan, which is heart-pounding and maliciously demanded.
Therefore, there is a bloody scene, and there is a slap that Chen Dami has already received, and it is likely that there will be another slap.
In the face of the big handprint like a pu fan and the scene of the crowd's indignation, Chen Dami was a little panicked, but he was used to being powerful and refused to give in.
"You wait! I'll shut you down tomorrow, and there are reasons and excuses! ”
Syllable!
Lin Botong didn't bother to pay attention, the landlord collected the account first, and then rewarded a slap.
"Get out! Doglegs are not welcome here! If you have the ability to let the horse come, Lao Tzu will sit and wait for the door to close! Lin Botong is full of confidence and does not believe in covering the sky with one hand.
These days, he has long cleared out the warehouse and completely solved the fire hazards, and he is not afraid of the official article.
Chen Dami left the store in a gray way, and along the way, he was either kicked by someone, or punched by someone, or slapped by someone, he was simply a rat crossing the street, everyone shouted and beaten, and there was an indescribable loneliness and helplessness.
It can be seen from this that the notorious dog official is so annoying and annoying.
Chen Dami didn't dare to resist, squeezed his mobile phone tightly, his expression was gloomy, and he gradually approached the door, but he didn't expect that the little eight immortals were waiting.
Burst!
Wei Ming spat out a mouthful of slippery saliva, successfully hit the bridge of Chen Dami's nose, and then flowed downward under the blessing of the earth's gravity......
"If you hit you, my hands will be dirty, so I will reward you with a mouthful of food!"
"Haha...... Brother Ming's spit is simply a hidden weapon with a hundred shots, and it is worthy of the unique skill of the little eight immortals! Physical education teacher Zhao Dingwang did not hesitate to praise, but inadvertently revealed the name of "Little Eight Immortals".
Chen Dami felt very nauseous when he ate the saliva, bent over, and kept retching.
At this moment, endless resentment welled up in my heart.
Within a few moments, a puddle of water stains appeared on the clean tile floor.
Shi Zhiwei and Ke Minhong glanced at each other, stepped forward very tacitly, and pressed Chen Dami together, and said in unison: "Swallow back!" ”
Chen Dami lay on the ground, gritted his teeth, refused to swallow it back no matter what, and secretly thought of a means of revenge.
Suddenly, he had an idea, secretly pressed the shutter of his mobile phone, and filmed several people who forced him.
-- Today's encounter is an unprecedented shame, and no matter what, we must use resources to take complete revenge, especially the store owner and the dog who sprayed his face. Hum...... We'll see!
"Forget it, let him go, and I'll clean him up later!" Wei Ming gave an order, and Chen Dami escaped.
Wei Ming returned to the counter and motioned for Lin Botong to open the sale.
"Guys, let's go on, don't let a grain of rat poop spoil the good mood!" Lin Botong got down to business and held up the new product high, "New mobile phones, limited quantities, up to 10 units sold per day!" If you are interested, have spare money, and have pursuits, you can check on the spot and guarantee that you will get a penny, a penny! ”
A thin and delicate man was squeezed out of the crowd, who was a member of the Little Eight Immortals, Boss Xie Tianci.
"Show me! If it's right, pay now! Xie Tianci was the first to speak, with a smile on his face.
This is not a pre-arranged show, but a personal act of thanksgiving. Although there is a suspicion of trust, thank God is willing to serve. This is the meaning of friends, and it is also the truth that the virtuous do not avoid relatives.
Lin Botong pretended not to know and said: "This boss, good vision, good courage, please inspect the goods!" ”
Xie Tianci took the phone, checked it carefully, and after a moment, he sincerely admired: "It's so fragrant!" The fragrance of osmanthus is fresh and natural, ** straight into the soul, evoking memories, and seems to have the effect of refreshing the mind? ”
"The boss is a talent, has a unique vision, and dares to be the first in the world; The heavenly court is full, and the wealth is prosperous; Sensitive sense of smell and insight in the blink of an eye...... To buy or not to buy? "On the surface, Lin Botong tried his best to bewitch; Secretly, but muttering.
――If you dare not buy it, be careful that I kick it over!
"Buy! It's hard to buy and I like it! Xie Tianci took out the cash, paid decisively, and pretended to be familiar with Lin Botong, "The Bai Fumei I am chasing is very arrogant, it is difficult to attack, with the help of the fragrance of the mobile phone, it will definitely be successful, and I will guarantee that there will be good news soon!" When the time comes, the wife and son will marry together! Hey hey ......"
88,888 yuan in cash, say not much, say a lot less, just like that, the red fruit is placed on the counter, it seems to have ulterior motives.
"Boss, what is the fragrance that is so magical?" A middle-aged man seemed to be moved and asked the first customer to eat crabs.
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