Chapter 108: Troublesome Woman
"Uh-huh! Terrible! ~Terrible! ”
Xue Sanqian nodded complimentarily. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
At this time, the Buddha turned out the roasted sweet potato from the fire and held it in his hand.
"Oops! It's hot! It's hot! ”
She kept exchanging her hands until it was cold for a while, and the sweet potato was no longer so hot, so she handed the sweet potato to Xue Sanqian.
"Na! ~This one is given to you first! ”
"Thank you!"
Xue Sanqian took it with a smile.
The civet took out another roasted sweet potato, peeled it and ate it.
"Wow! It's so sweet! It's delicious! It's been a long time since I've eaten a roasted sweet potato! ”
She ate with relish, and Xue Sanqian stared intently.
After half a moment, the Buddha found that the roasted sweet potato in Xue Sanqian's hand had not changed at all, and asked strangely.
"Why don't you eat it?"
Xue Sanqian smiled slightly and said, "Watch you eat!"
The Buddha took a look at the roasted sweet potato that he had bitten into a few bites in his hand, and couldn't help but think about it carefully.
Could it be ~ that he thinks my one is more delicious?
The Buddha thought to himself that Xue Sanqian must have thought that the roasted sweet potato in his hand was sweeter, so he didn't eat it, so he broke the roasted sweet potato in his hand in half and handed it to Xue Sanqian.
"Why don't you~ I'll give you half of it!?"
"Good!"
Xue Sanqian took it with a smile again.
This time, Xue Sanqian took the roasted sweet potato, smiled contentedly, and ate it with relish.
"That's right! ~Snow three thousand! Where do we go next? ”
"Let's get out of this hole first! And now it's dark outside, even if we go out, we'll have to wait until tomorrow! ”
The Buddha thought about it and felt that what Xue Sanqian said made some sense, so he nodded approvingly.
After a few seconds, the Buddha couldn't help but be curious, and asked shyly.
"That'...... How do you know Black Widow? I see you...... I seem to know a lot about her situation! ”
The Buddha held back in her heart, and she wanted to ask for a long time, but she was afraid that Xue Sanqian would misunderstand, so she was embarrassed to open her mouth.
However, when Xue Sanqian heard this, he still misunderstood.
Xue Sanqian thought that the Buddha cared about her own affairs because she was eating other women's vinegar, so she patiently explained: "Because ~ I went on an expedition nearby and encountered the Black Widow captive soldiers, so I sent someone to investigate!"
"Capture soldiers?"
Oh, my God! This black widow is so powerful! How dare you go and take soldiers captive?!
The Buddha was stunned, and he had to admire this black widow who dared to be an enemy of the army.
Xue Sanqian said again: "The Black Widow is a hundred-year-old spider who has become a sperm, and usually maintains her human form by sucking human blood!" In order to keep her human form, she had to go to captives to feed her. It's just ~ There are sparsely populated people around here, she can't catch anyone, and she happened to meet our army passing by here that day, so she ventured into our army to capture the soldiers! However, sometimes~ when she meets a young and handsome man, she will also raise it as a male pet until she has had enough of it, and then eat it! ”
"It's so scary! It's simply a spider spirit + white bone spirit! The Buddha scolded angrily.
Xue Sanqian smiled wittily.
"Who made her lose her husband at an early age, and she was lonely!"
When the Buddha heard this, he immediately stared at the two copper bells, looked at Xue Sanqian embarrassedly, and asked very puzzledly, "Then ...... Then you know that the result will be eaten, and you still listen to him like this? ”
Xue Sanqian smiled wittily again.
"It's all a delaying tactic! Pig! ”
"You're a pig's head!" The Buddha has a strong mouth.
Alas! The civet is actually quite smart, but somehow, her IQ is suddenly not enough in front of Xue Sanqian.
"Tonight~ let's rest in the cave for one night!"
Xue Sanqian glanced around and explained seriously.
The civet also glanced at it, nodded and said, "Okay then!" Then rest in the cave for the night! It just so happens that I'm tired too! ”
Then, after eating the roasted sweet potatoes and cleaning up the hole briefly, the Buddha walked happily to the flat stone where he had fallen, and quietly enjoyed the night view.
"It's so beautiful!" The Buddha looked at the stars in the sky and couldn't help but exclaim, "The stars here are so beautiful!" ”
"Are you from one of the above?" Xue Sanqian walked over unconsciously, looked up at the stars in the sky, and asked curiously.
"yes!" The Buddha glanced at Xue Sanqian, then nodded seriously and replied, "If I'm not mistaken, it should be that one!" ”
The Buddha pointed to an extremely shining star in the middle of the canopy, with a happy and lovely face.
"I really hope ~ I can go back soon!"
Xue Sanqian suddenly looked away, and looked at the Buddha with a frown.
At this time, the Buddha suddenly took a deep breath and said with a smile: "I'm sleepy! I'm going to sleep first! Take your time and enjoy it yourself! ”
Stopped halfway, and specially instructed: "That's right! I sleep in that hole inside, you sleep in the hole outside! ”
There is a stone bed in the inner cave and a mahogany bench in the outer cave, just enough for two people to sleep.
The civet walked back into the cave, and Xue Sanqian stopped and stared at the star that the civet had pointed to just now, and his heart was churning up and down.
After going through so much, Xue Sanqian finally discovered that the Buddha was not a small work in his heart, but a woman who really came from the stars, and he himself seemed to have fallen in love with this woman unconsciously.
"Will she really go?"
Xue Sanqian asked himself in his heart, trying to find an answer, but he knew that this question would not come to fruition.
……
After thinking for a long time, Xue Sanqian returned to the stone cave, but found that there was no longer a figure of a Buddha in the outer cave.
He remembered what the Buddha had told him, and turned and walked back into the cave.
In the inner cave, the furniture that had been disrupted during the battle had been cleaned up in good order, and the Buddha was sleeping peacefully on the large stone bed covered with white fox skin.
Afraid of waking up the Buddha, Xue Sanqian walked over lightly.
He sat next to the civet and sat slowly in front of the stone bed, quietly staring at the civet on the bed, his eyes gentle.
Why? Why do I like you? Obviously~ You're just a woman who casually climbs into my bed!
Xue Sanqian gently stroked the cheeks of the Buddha Ruachi, with indescribable pity in his heart.
At this moment, the Buddha suddenly frowned, stretched out his hand and grabbed it a few times, and exclaimed with a pale face.
"Don't come here! Don't come here! You're ugly! Don't come here! ”
In a dream, the Buddha met a tiger and a scorpion chasing after him.
At this time, Xue Sanqian heard the Buddha's whisper, subconsciously held the Buddha's hand, and gently began to reassure: "I'm here!" It won't come! Sleep with confidence! ”
It was as if the Buddha heard Xue Sanqian's words in his sleep, and his emotions slowly settled down, and he fell asleep again.
Xue Sanqian smiled, and when he saw that the Buddha had settled down, he finally let go of his hand with a relaxed heart.
He said: "Sleeping is not reassuring! What a troublesome woman! ”
(To be continued.) )