chatting like this, looking at the class elder and smiling smartly, Li Qing's heart was hot.

Good cabbage is always arched by pigs.

I don't know what kind of pig it will be in the future, with such a blessing, I will arch the cabbage of the squad leader.

In the previous life, there was a TV series called "Spring Splendid Pig Bajie", which was about a pig that arched the story of a white rich and beautiful, the best little princess, which satisfied the beautiful fantasies of many pig friends, and it became popular!

There is also a novel called "My Rich Girlfriend", which also tells the story of a pig who counterattacked and gnawed on three ginseng.

Thinking of these, Li Qing didn't feel a little stupid!

Xu Si's fingers moved, and he shook in front of Li Qing's eyes a few times in a row before Li Qing reacted.

"What are you thinking?" Xu Si asked.

Li Qing replied honestly: "I'm thinking about the story of the girl!" ”

It's just that after finishing speaking, Li Qing coughed, his face was blushing, embarrassed, some things, thinking about it, it's still okay. But if you say it out of your mouth, it's not good.

"You beast!" Xu Si scolded.

"Beasts, it's better than beasts!" Li Qing smiled: "By the way, I've been thinking just now, I don't know what kind of man can make the class leader happy, and the class leader has a partner?" ”

"No, I've always been a nerd, I've always been busy studying, and when I got to college, I didn't have a boyfriend!" Xu Si said: "There are a lot of love letters to me, a lot of flowers, but most of them don't look down on it, rather than make do, it's better to be single!" ”

"It seems that the class leader wants to become a leftover girl!" Li Qing smiled.

"What about leftover women?" Xu Sidao: "We women are different from men, the first time of a man is not valuable, but the first time of a woman is extraordinarily valuable. Men always dream that the red flag at home will not fall, and the colorful flags will flutter outside; But we women are much simpler-minded, and we only want to stay with a man for life, just like the straight son in "Norwegian Wood"! ”

"Naoko writes elegantly and generously, and I am like her; But when you look at Toru Watanabe in the book, he's just a bastard, it's not enough to have Naoko, and he's messing around with flowers and grass, a bastard! ”

Xu Si said, gritting his teeth, as if he was upset about the heroine in "Norwegian Wood".

"Class leader, you are too involved in the play, that is a novel, that novel, I wrote it, I know it best!" Li Qing said: "Writing novels has no meaning in life, just to cheat money and make ends meet!" I don't have that meaning in life, I think too much! ”

"By the way, why did you write Naoko to death?"

Xu Si looked at Li Qing and asked through gritted teeth.

Li Qing only felt frightened, and sure enough, he wrote the heroine to death, which attracted the dissatisfaction of many readers, so he had to say: "Do you want to hear the truth, or is it a lie?" ”

"How to explain the truth, and how to explain the false?"

"If we are telling a lie, it is for the pursuit of art and the perfection of reality. Reality is like this, reality is tragedy, but the novel should be written as a comedy, isn't it sad? Be respectful of reality! Li Qing said.

"And how do you explain the lie?" Xu Si asked.

"Lies?" Li Qingdao: "Falsehood is a tragedy, and it has the power to move people's hearts." Written as a reunion, it's just a second-rate romance novel; But if it is written as a tragedy, it is a first-class classic! Written as a comedy, the manuscript fee is small; Written as a tragedy, the manuscript costs a lot. ”

"Everyone lives a stressful life and has a lot of work pressure, so reading novels is to relax, to be happy, and to put it bluntly, to be happy. But you're good, you actually wrote a tragedy, and everyone was in a panic, and the mood was even worse! Xu Si complained.

Li Qing said lightly: "If you want to say that it is cool, it is absolutely refreshing to absorb so-and-so, but if it harms others and yourself, a fool will not do it." The world is like this, many refreshing things are often very harmful and very bad. Works are spiritual food, and eating too much fast food is not conducive to physical health! ”

"I still feel uncomfortable, unhappy!" Xu Si said dissatisfiedly.

"How unhappy "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" is, Zhuge Liang is dead, a big tragedy, but it is still watched by many people; How unhappy "Water Margin" is, one hundred and eight heroes are dead, and there are a lot of people who scold, but you can still watch it after scolding! Li Qing said calmly: "What about the tragedy, after scolding, I still watch it, and over and over again!" ”

Xu Si thought about it, it was true, and after scolding, he continued to watch; After reading it, continue to scold.

"But I'm still upset, or my heart is hurt!" Xu Si said.

My class leader, there are many people who are hurt by reading books, and it is natural to get used to it, as the so-called classics have abused me thousands of times, and I love the classics as my first love.

But looking at the class leader with an unhappy expression, Li Qing could only persuade: "Class leader, it won't always be a tragedy, the next one is a comedy, the next one is a reunion, I like it absolutely, the classics should not be missed!" ”

"What's next, won't it still be a gunman!"

"The next one, the style is different, it's called "The Wrong Sedan to Marry the Right Lang". Li Qing said, and began to sell the new book again.

An excellent salesman must learn to sell all the time and everywhere.

In the end, Li Qing turned on the computer and said, "Class leader, you read the manuscript, I'll go buy vegetables and cook!" ”

"Hmm!"

The class leader was in a much better mood, turned on the computer, and looked at Li Qing's manuscript on the document.

And Li Qing was also relieved, only to feel a trace of cold sweat on his head.

With the vegetable basket, I went downstairs to buy vegetables and cook. Not far from the downstairs, there is a small farmer's market shop with all kinds of vegetables, cucumbers, tomatoes, carrots, yams, leeks and so on. Carrying the basket, Li Qing bought a lot of vegetables and then went home.

When I returned home, I saw that the head of the class was still reading the manuscript.

Li Qing began to wash the vegetables and began to cook.

Cooking should be fast, it's too time-consuming, and it's a bit bad.

An hour later, five dishes and one soup were ready, and the head of the class was still reading the manuscript, as if he was addicted to it.

Li Qing shook his head, only feeling inexplicable, he always didn't understand the world of girls.

However, it's normal to think about it. Legend has it that as soon as those love saints came out, those women were extremely infatuated, and they lived and died, often stepping on N boats, and they were still extremely stable. But when he was in college, he just got a girlfriend, and in the end he turned yellow, and he failed to think about it.