Chapter 263: Isn't it heart-piercing?【For ScHatZ Ten Thousand Rewards, Fourth Update】
"If you ask me a few questions, I'll ask you a few questions. ”
Lu Xiaobu asked with squinted eyes.
"Please advise. ”
Zhang Peng pushed his glasses, extremely confident.
Any professional knowledge he is already ripe with.
Lu Xiaobu: "How old are you?"
Zhang Peng: "Junior." ”
"Do you have a girlfriend?"
Lu Xiaobu went up with a critical hit!
Straight to the heart!
"Forehead ......"
Zhang Peng was speechless all of a sudden, and he held it for a long time before he said: "No!"
"Oh. I have!"
Lu Xiaobu nodded and hugged Su Luoxue beside him.
It's a bite to her pretty face.
mua!
Su Luoxue's pretty face was flushed, but she didn't have any rebuttal.
She's getting used to it, too.
And in front of outsiders, Lu Xiaobu must be given face.
"This ...... You!"
Zhang Peng's face turned red.
"Do you want to pierce your heart?"
Lu Xiaobu sneered: "I'll ask you again." ”
"Say!"
Zhang Peng's tone that had been steady disappeared!
Not having a girlfriend is the most heartbreaking thing for him!
After all, although he is a nerd, he is also a man.
"Do you play basketball?"
"Don't fight, waste time. ”
"Do you play anything competitive? ”
"If you don't fight, it's a waste of time!"
"Do you have a favorite?"
"Yes!"
Zhang Peng hesitated for a long time, but still said it.
"Then have you confessed?" Lu Xiaobu continued to ask.
"Nope!"
Zhang Peng gritted his teeth and said.
"You said that you, don't fight or grab, don't have any emotion, and don't dare to confess if you have a girl you like! What kind of young man are you? Why don't you go to retire?"
Lu Xiaobu sneered and said: "The biggest capital of young people is time, and if you fail, it's a big deal to start all over again, it's better for you to enter the pension mode in advance! What is the point of your life?!"
"Oh yes. Lu Xiaobu remembered again and spread his hands: "I'm just telling the truth, don't blame if you don't like it!"
Mom sells batches, don't blame if you don't like it, don't blame the master if you don't like it!
I'd like to see what you can say!
As soon as this remark came out.
Zhang Peng's face instantly turned red.
Lu Xiaobu completely used his words to slap him in the face.
What made him even more aggrieved was ......
He couldn't even refute it!
Because what Lu Xiaobu said is very right!!
The people around him were also applauding.
"Well said!"
"666666! I have nothing to say except 666!"
"Young people should struggle, they should fight for grabs, not retirement!"
"I've decided, I'll confess after class in a while!"
“......”
"Humph!"
When Zhang Peng heard everyone's words, he stood up angrily and turned his head to leave.
"By the way, I would like to remind you again, you are not so old-fashioned for the elderly, learn from me. This is pension!"
Lu Xiaobu sneered, and then lay on Su Luoxue's lap.
Well, Su Luoxue brand knee pillow.
It's not soft enough, but it's definitely tender enough, slippery enough, and it's still cold!
It's so cool that it flies!
Su Luoxue's pretty face flushed.
This is the first time she has used Lu Xiaobu as a knee pillow, and she feels so awkward.
Because of this posture, Lu Xiaobu's head will be very close to somewhere!
I'm so shy!
She endured it so she didn't stand up.
And Zhang Peng looked back and saw this scene, almost spurting out a mouthful of old blood!
His fragile heart, pierced and scaly, was dripping with blood!
He didn't dare to stay any longer, and was left like a lost dog.
It's so heart-wrenching!
The people around looked at Lu Xiaobu with envy.
"Envy, jealousy, hatred!"
"I want to do that too, but my girlfriend won't let me!"
"Hey, people are more angry than people!"
"Master Xiaobu, teach us how to make girls. ”
"Yes, Master Xiaobu. ”
“......”
For a while, the people around Lu Xiaobu gathered more and more.
However, they all controlled the distance and did not get too close.
"What are you doing?
A scolding voice suddenly came.
When the students heard this, they were immediately frightened and hurriedly returned to their places.
"Hurry up, the old stubborn is coming. ”
"I'll be deducting credits again in a while!"
"Made, what are you doing with being so strict every day?"
“......”
Lu Xiaobu also sat up and looked at the comer.
Balding old man.
Wear glasses.
It feels old-fashioned and mean.
It is a bit similar to Zhang Peng's temperament, but it is more intense than Zhang Peng!
There is a word called old pedant, which refers to this kind of person.
When Su Luoxue saw this person, she immediately explained to Lu Xiaobu: "He is Professor Sun Yesun, he is an old teacher of the school, and he is an absolute old qualification, even the principal sometimes has to sell him three points of face." That Zhang Peng just now should be his disciple. ”
"Oh?" Lu Xiaobu raised his eyebrows: "You mean Zhang Peng was sent by him?"
"Probably not, although Professor Sun's style is old-fashioned, he is extremely upright! Su Luoxue replied affirmatively: "However, if you come to class this time, if there is no accident, it should be arranged by him." ”
"Quiet!"
Sun Ye scolded and glanced at Lu Xiaobu.
Su Luoxue immediately stopped talking.
Even she was a little stunned!
"Alright, let's start the roll call. ”
Sun Ye followed the steps and began to roll call them one by one.
"Daniel Zhang. ”
"Here!"
"Wu Fei. ”
"Here!
“......”
"Lu Xiaobu. ”
"To. ”
Lu Xiaobu also shouted loudly.
Su Luoxue's words, he still believes it very much.
Since Zhang Peng was not sent by this professor, he still has a lot of respect for this kind of scholar.
When Sun Ye heard the voice, his eyes raised slightly, looked at Lu Xiaobu, and nodded.
The roll call is over.
Sun Ye closed the roll call book: "Okay, there are 12 people who haven't arrived today, and the credits will be deducted." ”
The students shuddered again.
Only in this person's class, no one dared to shout for others.
"Today, let's talk about an epic movie, and you are honored to have it because its creator is not far from you. Sun Ye said with a straight face.
"Shhh
Suddenly, there was a gasp at the scene.
You must know that this old stubborn has a very harsh vision for movies.
Many masterpieces at home and abroad have flaws in his eyes!
Even he once publicly remarked that the Golden Fire Award is garbage! There are many shady scenes! It is also worthy of the selection of movies!?
For this matter, he once almost got involved with Fang Yunlong, who was also a professor of Didian and was now dismissed!
"That movie won this award!"
"It's not easy to say this from the mouth of an old stubborn!"
"Is it an ancient movie?!"
"No, that's not right, Professor Sun said, his creator is very close to us. ”
"Wait a minute! I seem to know. ”
"Hey, is it ......?"
"If nothing else, it should be ......"
Everyone's eyes looked at Lu Xiaobu.
They all guessed.
The movie that won this award is the movie that smashed the Golden Fire Award and has not won the award so far, but it is the uncrowned king in people's hearts - "Journey to the West"!
And its creator is Lu Xiaobu!
They all guessed it, and Lu Xiaobu must have guessed it too!
However, he is a little numb!
Mom sells batches!
Does that mean that he is ready to come to power?
What kind of plane?!
He talks about movies?
it!
You might as well fight with me!
How?!
Wait online, it's in a hurry!
Do you want to smash the field?
No, no, people are praising him, and he can't smash the field!
What's that going on!
He's just going to smash the field!
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