The three hundred and thirty-sixth round

(This chapter is poisonous, read with caution.) Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info)

Although the newlywed Yan'er's emperor and queen live in the same house, they don't see each other much every day.

After he got out of the morning court, he went to the palace to have breakfast with her, and then went into the study to deal with government affairs.

Ah Zhuo went to the study every day to ask questions, but he didn't find that he didn't leave the study after approving all the folds, and his eyes began to change gradually when he looked at himself.

A month later, the queen of heaven was particularly sweet for a few days, and her teeth were about to fall after eating too much candied fruit, and her appetite was still sweet.

Yaojun went to the Heavenly Palace to ask for a pulse, looked at the Queen of Heaven through the hanging tent, got up and bowed down: "Congratulations to Niangniang for being pregnant with Lin'er, these days use less candied fruit and the like, and it is better to replace it with sweet soup." ”

Lizhu's complexion changed a few times, and after all, he smiled and asked him to prescribe a prescription for a safe fetus, and then write out a copy of the dietary taboos.

When the Emperor heard that Yaojun had crossed the Yunshui Bridge, he invited him to come to the study to sit down.

As soon as Yaojun sat down, he congratulated the Heavenly Emperor, and the Heavenly Emperor asked confusedly, "Is the Queen of Heaven pregnant?" ”

"Yes." Yaojun leaned down again and bowed.

The Heavenly Emperor was taken aback when he heard this, and continued to ask, "Whose child is in her womb?" ”

"Not yours or who's?" Yao Jun felt that the Heavenly Emperor's intelligence was a little abnormally low today, and after a little hesitation, he said, "Your Majesty has been feeling unwell lately, do you need to diagnose your peace pulse?" ”

"Yes, too." The Emperor stretched out a wrist and put his three fingers together.

This time it was Yaojun's turn to be taken aback, and he probed several times to confirm that it was correct, he kowtowed to the Emperor of Heaven three times, his body trembled like a sieve, and said in a trembling voice: "If Your Majesty has been happy recently, congratulations to Your Majesty for being happy too." ”

"I have been taking the grain for a long time, and I suddenly want to use white pomegranate flowers to soak in water and drink ...... these days" The Emperor of Heaven saw that Yaojun's expression was very complicated, and realized that soaking himself in water with sour white pomegranate flowers was a manifestation of sourness, so he paused suddenly, and asked instead, "Who is the child in my belly?" ”

After that, the Emperor subconsciously touched his belt, and there was no fat under this robe. He felt that this matter was ridiculous: neither he nor Lizhu had ever had sex, why were they both pregnant with children? Moreover, it's just that the woman is pregnant, what kind of fun is he making?!

There is a saying in the nether world that one pregnancy is stupid for three years. Yao Jun was already able to fully understand His Majesty's low intelligence at this time, sat up straight and raised a convincing demeanor, guessed most of the broken thoughts in the Emperor's heart, and said calmly:

"Your Majesty, will you remember that Buddhism divides the world into six realms? The most important of these is the way of heaven and man. There are six days in the desire realm, eighteen days in ****, four days in the colorless realm, and there are always twenty-eight layers of heaven. Regardless of whether the celestial beings above the heavens want to be above the heavens, the movement of their hearts is a sign of pregnancy. ”

The Heavenly Emperor lowered his chin stiffly, signaling that he knew this, and then sighed: "When did the thirty-three days be similar to the pregnancy method of the celestial people of the **** colorless realm?" ”

Yaojun touched his goatee and muttered: "The minister has practiced medicine for hundreds of years in the thirty-three days, and he has gone through two dynasties of His Majesty the First Emperor, and he has never seen a happy person who has not had sex, and even became pregnant as a man. I think that His Majesty's cultivation is already higher than that of the Desire Realm Heavenly Beings, so these two visions will be born. ”

The Emperor of Heaven completely darkened his face when he heard this, this was forcing him to give up his cultivation.

Yaojun suddenly didn't see the other party's face was very ugly, and with the thought that I don't go to hell, who will go to hell, he dared to ask: "Judging from Your Majesty's pulse, Xi Pulse was exactly a month ago, dare to ask Your Majesty who was moved during the period?" ”

"—you've gossiped too much." The Emperor of Heaven had just appeared in his mind, and he hurriedly waved his hand into the distance, and in an instant, a gust of wind opened the door of the study, and the meaning of sending off guests could not be more obvious.

"The minister retired." Yaojun threw a doubt worth pondering to the Heavenly Emperor, and got up and walked away.

The Emperor sat down in front of his desk without saying a word, and after a moment the shaft of the red pen in his hand broke off, and the sawdust stained the palm of his hand, and his eyes flickered continuously, until finally it was as dark as the night before dawn.

How ridiculous it is for a man to have a child.

How ridiculous is the prohibition of master and apprentice.

This kind of plot is too heavy to write in Tang Legend or Song Excerpts, and absolutely no one dares to watch it blatantly.

But he can't escape the fate of being incomprehensible.

Surprise and shame together oppressed the heart that had not moved for a long time.

He forgot to ask Yaojun what he had to pay attention to before giving birth to a child.

Remember that it takes ten months to conceive in the Nether, but it takes three years to conceive in the Celestial Realm.

The Emperor of Heaven couldn't even think about the scene of himself going to court with a suspicious stomach two years later, facing the courtiers.

Perhaps the courtiers would think that he was indulging in wine and meat to prop up his stomach, but the Emperor of Heaven would not allow him to see people like this. Although he doesn't have a good face, he won't let others talk about these rights and wrongs behind his back.

When he didn't know that he was pregnant with a child, and he didn't know that he was moved by Ah Zhuo, he could still hide his thoughts with a calm face, and sit in the same study with her in the name of her master. How is he going to get along with her now?

Suddenly, he lost the courage to see her.

"I've been feeling unwell lately, so don't come to the study for the next few months." I dipped my fingers in the water and wrote a sentence on the table, then flicked my sleeve and sent the news to the Embroidery Institute and Huixia Museum.

Ah Zhuo was sitting on the couch sewing the small hole between his robes, and when he heard the unusual sound of the wind, he raised his head, only to see the handwriting of the Emperor of Heaven slowly flowing down in the air, and the strokes were as if he had written in person.

The gesture was a little unstable in the last word, and the "up" was stretched for no reason, which made Ah Zhuo look inexplicably anxious: in addition to the five decays before death, the heavenly people have been healthy and unharmed all their lives. His Majesty is the head of heaven and man, and the message said that he was unwell, is he going to die early?

Ah Zhuo's thoughts drifted farther and farther, and as soon as he was not careful, the embroidery needle under his hand poked his finger and a drop of blood fell on his robe. She instigated her fingers, hurriedly put aside her needlework and old robes, got up and went back to the Xia Pavilion, wanting to invite Yaojun to the Heavenly Palace.

As soon as Yao Jun returned to his residence from the Heavenly Palace, he saw the Heavenly Emperor's apprentice Ah Zhuo walking quickly with his skirt.

Before she could catch her breath, she saluted Yaojun from afar: "Your Majesty is not feeling well, can you please go and have a look?" ”

Yaojun looked at her red cheeks, and couldn't help but think: People are generally capricious when they are happy, and it turns out that even His Majesty is no exception. Just now, he drove him away with a stinky face and unhappiness, and now he has sent an apprentice to compensate himself.

Sighing that Ah Zhuo is really a good disciple of His Majesty, he cleared his throat and said: "Your Majesty's body is fine, don't be so nervous." After packing up the items in the medical box, he asked the two medicine boys in the medicine garden to pick a few spiritual herbs and put them in the mustard seed bag, he handed the small bag to Ah Zhuo to take it, and the two entered the palace together.

(To be continued.) )