As for the attitude of not answering for half a month, it is also the hunger marketing proposed by Zhuang Liqi, I have to say that Zhuang Liqi was able to become the president of Orange Sky Entertainment in his previous life, and it was not in vain, even if there were shortcomings in quality, but the movie "Rescue Miss Tong" was indeed hyped by him. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Now the Internet is almost full of topics about the movie "Rescue Miss Tong", the top ten hot topics of Renren Blog, five of the ten hot topics are related to the movie, three are related to Tong Liya's kidnapping case, and the remaining two are also Li Bingbing's cameo appearance in "Rescue Miss Tong" and the scandal between Lu Deshuang, Li Bingbing, and Tong Liya, it can be said that today, no one who knows these topics cares about you!

No, at a friend's party, Lu Deshuang did not escape this topic.

"Deshuang, tell me honestly, did the two of them fight in the crew?"

Facing Zhao Bin's inquiry, Lu Deshuang was a little crying and laughing, and said speechlessly: "Can you stop gossiping so much, there is nothing at all, it's all fake!" "The two of them haven't met in the crew at all, let alone everyone, they were originally hiding quietly, but they didn't expect to be able to hide when they came here.

"No, I think it's quite real, tell my brothers, have you ever gone home and knelt on the washboard?"

All right! No matter how mature a person is, no matter how successful a person is, he still can't avoid that gossip heart, Lu Deshuang faced these three beasts who didn't agree with each other and wanted to pour their own wine, so he could only reply with tears and laughter: "Kneeling on the washboard? I'm still kneeling on durian, don't be foolish, these days, on the entertainment gossip magazine, the date is true, and the others are fake, don't believe it, you ask Suda, didn't he also be on the front page a while ago! "Dead friends are not dead and poor, in the face of these three beasts, Lu Deshuang decisively changed the topic.

Su Da, who was still watching a good show, heard that Lu Deshuang pointed the finger at him, fortunately he didn't drink, otherwise he would have sprayed Lu Deshuang's face, he had never seen such shamelessness, even if he died, he would have dragged himself into the sea, but in the face of all the beasts, the hungry gaze could only reply in fear: "That's right, gossip magazines, just look at it, don't take it seriously!" "It's hard to appease Li Xiang, if you don't stop in time, when Li Xiang's daughters who went to the toilet together come back, he won't be able to eat noodles.

Suda, this guy, is no different from his previous life, he has a little money in his hand, this heart, he is wild again, but he often walks by the river, how can he not get his shoes wet, no, he was pecked by the geese all day long, and he was put in the limelight by a newcomer who had just come out, and he was in the limelight a while ago.

However, to be Lu Deshuang's friend, Su Da's mouth will definitely not be bad, and he immediately launched a counterattack, and asked Lu Deshuang for advice sincerely: "But, Shuang, I admire you, how can you do it with a red flag fluttering at home, and the colorful flags outside do not fall, teach a few brothers!" Sure enough, as soon as the other two heard Suda's words, they shifted their targets again.

Lu Deshuang was speechless for a moment, when is the time for retribution, play to hurt each other, I admit it!

No way, if this party didn't bring his family over, Lu Deshuang was not afraid of this topic at all, and he would definitely be able to blow with this group of buddies for three days and three nights, but he had clearly seen the figures of Li Bingbing and his daughters who came back from the toilet, and decisively begged for mercy: "Brothers, I admit defeat, next time I set up wine, I will spare my little brother this time!" Although it is not as serious as the media said, because of Tong Liya and the movie, he has not been less coldly regarded by Li Bingbing.

Everyone is not a person without eyesight, seeing that Lu Deshuang was soft, coupled with the return of his family, he naturally let Lu Deshuang go, changed the topic, chatted about other aspects, chatted and chatted, several people talked about the recent endless tofu scum project, Liu Ze's girlfriend is called Cao Yao, who is a policeman himself, and he is most unaccustomed to this kind of thing, and said with a sneer: "If you want me to say, this kind of thing should be investigated to the end, and this kind of scum should be arrested and shot." ”

However, Cao Yao quickly reacted and said embarrassedly: "Zhao Bin, don't mind, I didn't mean you." ”

Zhao Bin was indeed a little embarrassed, he was also in real estate, he knew the Tao inside, and he didn't care about Cao Yao's words, he smiled and waved his hand: "It's okay, I understand." Want to look it up, though? Who to check? You've got me, I've got you, it's intertwined. In a word, the depth of the water is exhausted.

"But......" Cao Yao still wanted to refute something, but was stopped by Liu Ze, and if he continued, this party would be coldened by Cao Yao.

"I'll tell you a joke!"

Cao Yao is obviously a blank slate, and under the protection of her family, she has not experienced all kinds of darkness and potential in society. Rules. Then, there is also naïve justice, this quality is very good, no wonder Yanagisawa will accept this marriage, but this kind of naïve justice is easy to be used.

However, to a certain extent, Cao Yao's words were indeed not wrong, this group of people had already been dragged to be shot, in order to beat Zhao Bin, Lu Deshuang couldn't help but think of a joke he heard in his previous life.

"The gates of heaven are broken, and God will bid to rebuild them.

The Indians said: 3,000 yuan is good, the reason is that the material cost is 1,000, the labor cost is 1,000, and I earn 1,000 myself.

The Germans said: 6,000, 2,000 for materials, 2,000 for labor, and 2,000 for themselves.

The Chinese people said calmly: This costs 9,000 yuan, 3,000 for you, 3,000 is mine, and the remaining 3,000 is for the Indian.

God shoots: Chinese people win the bid!

Later, the gates of hell were also broken, and Hades learned God's lesson and set a control price of three thousand.

The Germans took a look and left.

The Indians offered three thousand.

The Huaxia people gave the little ghost who evaluated the bid 500, quoted 3,000, and won the bid again.

The Germans, the Indians were puzzled. After that, Huaxia spent 500 material costs and 500 labor costs, and half of the repair was announced to be suspended. After a delay of half a year, Hades was forced to invest an additional 3,000 and complete it.

Later, the elevator connecting heaven to hell broke down and had to be rebuilt. After the first two lessons, the price was controlled by 3,000 and it was stipulated that it should be repaired at one time.

The Germans came again, looked and left.

The Indians offered three thousand.

Huaxia people also quoted 3,000 and said that after the completion of the project, there was Moutai to send it, and won the bid again.

After getting the money, the Chinese people started work. The material cost is 500, and the labor cost is 500. When it was finished, God called for acceptance. The acceptor, who had received 500 red envelopes from Chinese people in advance, claimed to be "qualified". Soon it broke down again, and the safety supervision, quality inspection (all collected money) and other departments said that it was caused by overload and wanted to be rebuilt. God was forced to add 9,000 funds to rebuild!

Later, the gate to the world was also broken, the dead could not come up, the reincarnated could not go down, and God and Hades were in a hurry. The problem is serious. After the lessons of the previous few times, the kingdom of heaven strictly priced three thousand, supervision, audit on-site tracking! And free warranty for 100 million years.

The Germans were scared away.

The Indians offered three thousand.

The Huaxia people came, reported free repairs, and provided a free warranty for 200 million years, but asked for 100 million years of management, and God and Hades agreed.

After the Chinese people repaired the door, they set up a toll booth at the door, and those who died and wanted to go to heaven were charged 500, and those who went down to reincarnate were 500 per person each time, and the two-way fee was charged and there was no upper limit, and those who gave 500 were thrown into Europe, and those who were reincarnated to the United States were all reincarnated in the United States, and those who evaded fees were all thrown into China. ”

After Lu Deshuang's joke was finished, he looked at a group of people calmly, and said lightly: "Although this joke is a bit ridiculous, we have to admit that some people in China are used to cutting corners, so whether it is a business or a person, we must keep the bottom line, money is inexhaustible, remember what to do and what not to do, I don't want ten years of gathering, we will have one less person here." ”

Several people fell into silence, especially Zhao Bin, he knew that Lu Deshuang was saying it to himself, although Lu Deshuang's joke was a bit too ironic, but they had to admit that there were some places where he really didn't say half a word wrong.

Some people in China have always regarded the common people as fools, and the collapse of the bridge, which was built less than a year ago, can be said to be overburdened, which shows the bottom limit of some bureaucrats and businessmen.

PS: The remnant flower family is a bitter master, Nima has only built a new house for less than five years, and there are already cracks, and even as long as there is a car driving downstairs, the house will shake, and there are trucks driving on the road a hundred meters away, and the house will still shake, fortunately it will be demolished this year, otherwise, if you live again, the earthquake is coming, and we don't know it. (To be continued.) )