Chapter 950: The joke is too big
"I'm kidding you, you damn journalists! Do you really think Lao Tzu will take a real gun? Lao Tzu is not stupid, Lao Tzu will not do that! Lobie William said with a laugh. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
"Mr. William, I will call the police, I will accuse you of threatening reporters with dangerous means, you just wait to be caught!" The Times reporter wiped a jet of water from his face with his hand and said.
"Please! It's just a water gun, I'm just joking, can't I even make a joke in my own home? Lobie William said with a shrug.
"Mr. William, you're bored! You're scary too! ”
"Lobie, it's not fun at all, what you just did was a violation of the law!"
"Let's get away from this terrible man, stop interviewing him, he's a demon, a terrorist!"
The reporters chattered and dispersed.
Lobie William shrugged.
He knew that what he had just done was a bit out of line, but he didn't think he had gone too far.
These damn reporters actually attacked themselves in groups, embarrassed themselves, and blamed themselves, if they didn't make a little counterattack, then it would be called aggrieved.
The reporters left Lobie William's house, however, most of them did not leave and waited near Lobie's house.
A reporter has already called the police.
They are going to complain to the police about William Lobi, and they want William Lobi to be punished.
The police car soon whistled with a shrill siren and whistled.
Two policemen got out of the car.
"Gentlemen, who called the police? What's going on here? A police officer asked.
"Mr. Policeman, I called the police, I was just pointed at gunpoint by William Lobie, he threatened me to write the news according to his wishes, he endangered my personal safety, he obstructed the freedom of the press, please arrest him immediately!" A reporter from the Times newspaper greeted him and said.
"Oh? Is there such a thing? Lobie William actually pointed a gun at a reporter? The police were taken aback.
William Lobie was a bad boy and had done a lot of outrageous things, but he never used a gun.
"Yes, Mr. Policeman, look, he's got a very lethal Brown light machine gun, and he's guilty of aggravated murder!" Another reporter said that he showed his digital camera to the policeman, and in the photo, Robbie William pointed the Brown light machine gun in his hand at the reporter in front of him, and the reporters were terrified one by one, and Robbie William was still laughing like a demon.
When the police saw it, they were shocked.
The criminals had extremely lethal weapons in their hands, and it was clear that their two pistols alone were no match for each other.
The police then called for support from their headquarters.
A large number of police cars soon roared in, and soon surrounded Lobi William's house.
"Listen, the people in the house, you are already surrounded, immediately raise your hands and walk out of the house! Please cooperate with the police investigation! "There were police officers shouting at Lobie William's house with electric horns.
Inside the house.
Lobie William was stunned.
He saw a large number of police officers surrounding his house, and they were armed with guns and pointed their guns at their house.
"Horse-stepping! Holy! Crazy? What are these cops trying to do? Lao Tzu just spoofed those reporters with a water gun, and they used such a big battle against Lao Tzu? What's going on? "Lobie William was a little angry.
However, he also knew that he had to explain this matter to the police as soon as possible, otherwise, he would really be regarded as a dangerous person and severely punished by the police.
However, he was very worried, if he opened the door and walked out like this, would he be beaten into a sieve by the police's bullets?
That's the unjust death of the horse!
Robbie William hurriedly leaned through the window, leaning on the floor, screaming: "Gentlemen policemen, you misunderstood, I just used a water gun, I didn't use weapons against those reporters, I just played a joke with them!" ”
Robbie William's voice came through the window and outside.
The policeman shouted more harshly: "Mr. William, come out of the residence with your hands raised at once!" Otherwise, we're going to break in. ”
Lobi William was so frightened that he sweated: "You have to ensure my safety, I dare to go out!" Don't point a gun at my gate, I'm afraid you'll go off the rails. ”
The person who shouted to the police responded: "Mr. William, you have no bargaining capital!" We'll guarantee your safety and we'll give you one last minute! Please come out with your head in your hands! ”
Lobie William knew he couldn't put it off any longer.
He opened his door, clasped his hands behind his head, and walked out of his lodging tremblingly.
"It's just a joke, don't shoot!" He shouted as he walked.
Two policemen quickly approached Lobie William and quickly pinned him to the ground.
A minute later, William Lobie was handcuffed.
"I'm just kidding!"
"I'm holding a water gun! Mr. Policeman, you can't arrest me! I didn't commit a crime! ”
Lobie William struggled desperately.
Only now did he know that he had made a big joke.
These reporters are also vicious, and they want to put themselves to death!
"Mr. Policeman, he tried to kill us all, he is a murderous man! I'm going to charge him with first-degree murder! ”
"Mr. Policeman, this is a dangerous person, I have a video here for you to see, you know how dangerous Robbie William is!"
The reporters were also angry with William Lobie just now.
Therefore, one by one, they began to accuse Lobie William, and no one was willing to forgive him.
As a result, William Lobie was taken away by the police.
Before leaving, a person in charge of the police also comforted the reporters, reassuring them that the police would quickly complete the investigation and give the reporters an explanation.
After this farce, major newspapers and TV stations reported it.
The BBC was the fastest, with a feature story that evening.
According to the report, Robbie William even threatened the reporters with a machine gun in order to force them to report the news according to their own intentions.
And the goal of this dangerous element is just to prevent Zheng Xiao from winning the Grammy Award.
The BBC also reported that Lobie William also launched a petition on the White House website to "ban the awarding of Grammys to musicians from countries other than English-speaking countries", and he tried to encourage all Grammy judges to vote according to his will.
He tried to influence the fair and fair selection principles of the Grammys!
This dangerous guy also has a belly full of racist ideas and anachronistic Cold War ideas, he despises musicians from countries other than English-speaking countries, and he tries to use the Grammys as a white man's own domain.
And the reason why Lobie William is crazy to prevent Zheng Xiao from winning the Grammy Award is because he once failed miserably under Zheng Xiao's hands, and he was beaten by Zheng Xiao, so he wants revenge.