"A war caused by a painting, a war caused by a woman, a bloody case caused by a steamed bun......"

Li Qing smiled and said, "It's extremely interesting, but after scientific reasoning?" ”

"No, it's just a bold guess." Ding Siyu said lightly: "All history is contemporary history, and all history is the view of contemporary people on the current era." It's like whether the Trojan War existed, whether it was just a legend in Homer's epic poems, everything needs to be examined, but there are too many uncertainties in this evidence! ”

Ding Xiang also said: "Most aristocrats and businessmen like to collect antique paintings, but this kind of collection is mostly to show off, and they are all Ye Gong and good dragons." And Siyu really likes it, and has copied "Qingming Riverside Picture" many times, figuring out the techniques in it, and it has reached the point where it has been chaotic! ”

"If you don't use carbon 14 to measure the age, you can't tell the truth from the fake!"

Li Qing smiled and did not respond, but continued to admire the scroll.

The painting scroll is very well drawn, even if Li Qing is a layman, he can roughly see that the level of painting is very high.

The only drawback is that Li Qing is too old in the painting, as if he is thirty-five years old, full of mature charm, but he looks too old.

After all, Li Qing was only twenty-five years old at this time, but he was painted as thirty-five years old, and it seemed that there was something like that......

"Why don't you paint me younger, more handsome, more handsome, but so mature?" Li Qing asked, asking a question.

"Handsome? Handsome? ”

Savoring these words, Ding Siyu smiled: "Handsome, handsome, that's what celebrities need." They are actors, a group of actors, who often act, so they naturally have to rely on their faces to eat. But you are different, you are a literati, and literati do not rely on their faces to eat, but on cultural connotations! ”

"Eat by cultural connotation!! I'm just a writer, I haven't even studied Chinese language and literature systematically, and my writing level mostly stays in the fifth grade of primary school, what cultural connotation is there! ”

Li Qing said with a smile.

"Isn't there a cultural connotation in the fifth grade of primary school?" Ding Siyu shook his head and said: "In the world, the most difficult thing to compile is the textbook for primary school students, which has been carefully pondered and thought by many professors. As for college textbooks and graduate textbooks, they are extremely sloppy, and even if there is a mistake, it is a small matter! ”

Saying that, Ding Siyu circled around Li Qing a few times and said: "Celebrities eat by their faces, they are destined to be little white faces, and they are destined to be fed by unspoken rules." When the fire is burning, the scenery is infinite; Once it's gone, it's sad. And you are a literati, and you take a different route from them! ”

"Men are talented and women are good-looking, men focus on talent and learning, and women focus on appearance. Talent is the capital of a man's life, and his appearance is just an incidental product. The reason why they are beautiful is that they are outstanding in their talents, second is that they care about women, and finally because of their appearance! ”

Ding Siyu continued: "My image is not in the middle, I want to reflect your cultural connotation, rather than blindly being handsome and handsome. In my design, I want to design you as one of the four beautiful men in Donghua! ”

"Four beautiful men, can I do it?"

Li Qing smiled, not knowing what to say.

In terms of his appearance, he is just average, not good-looking, but not ugly, can only be said to be average, but now under Ding Siyu's design, to turn him into one of the four beautiful men in Donghua, think about it, it is extremely unreliable.

However, out of politeness, Li Qing did not refute.

"I said yes, I will do it!"

Ding Siyu said.

…………

On 25 July, the famous best-selling author Superfluous will hold a book signing meeting at Donghua Bookstore to sign and sell books such as "Flying Fox in Snow Mountain" and "Flying Fox Biography".

Immediately, one by one, the book friends, and the fans were alarmed and screamed.

It only took a year to appear, and with the two best-selling books, it immediately aroused the interest of book lovers, and a generation of great gods "fish gods" rose up, and a large number of "fishmeal" was formed.

It was immediately popular!

And behind the popularity, there is a profound background of the times.

The economic crisis in Donghua has lasted for three years, the economy has been sluggish, and various stimulus policies have continued, but the recovery speed is not fast, and the whole Donghua is lifeless. And many people are unemployed, or semi-unemployed, or have a lot of work to spare.

All these have led to the spiritual desertification of people in today's era, and they are extremely hungry and thirsty, and they urgently need something to make up for it.

And the depressed economy has a lot of leisure time, and there is a lot of time to spend entertainment.

Therefore, Donghua, where all industries are depressed, is extremely prosperous in the entertainment industry.

The news of the signing meeting has just spread, and many book friends and fans know about it, and they are eager to join in.

"As soon as I thought that I was going to meet the fish god, I couldn't sleep with excitement!"

"I really want to open his head to see what this great god has in his head, and he can come up with such a wonderful idea and write such an excellent martial arts novel!"

"I've always heard that the fish god is graceful and talented, like Zhou Yu of the Three Kingdoms, like Tang Bohu!"

"The fish god writes martial arts novels, I don't know if he can do martial arts!"

"I'm not Meimei, just a man, I don't have a tendency to engage in base, but I still like to meet the fish god, sign my name, and communicate!"

Many book lovers have taken action.

……

On this day, Li Qing looked in his mirror, looked at himself, and got into the car of the beautiful boss Lilac.

"Nervous?" Lilac asked.

"Nervous, like going to the execution ground!" Li Qing replied honestly.

"Don't be nervous, just sign your signature, and then answer some questions and answers from book friends, it's very simple, some questions can't be answered, you can refuse to answer!" Lilac is extremely calm, "Nervousness is superfluous, go through it a few more times, you just get used to it!" ”

"I've always been ugly with a brush, and I've been practicing for a few days, and I don't know if it's okay?"

Li Qing said, and his heart began to sweat again.

In Donghua, ballpoint pens, gel pens, fountain pens and so on are mostly used in the office, but in some heavy occasions, brushes are used.

At the signing party, it is considered a heavy occasion, and it is generally written with a brush.

But in Li Qing's previous life, the writing was ugly, and after the computer typed, he rarely used the pen to write, and the writing was even more ugly; But now, I have to attend a book signing, I have to sign autographs, and when I think about the ugly font, I just feel extremely ugly.

And Ding Siyu is worthy of being a talented girl, excellent in painting, and excellent in calligraphy, it seems that in order to make Li Qing's design more perfect, she began to become a calligraphy teacher for free.

After a short assault, the brush characters can finally fool the eyes, but whether it will work or not, Li Qing is still worried in his heart.