Chapter 128: Big-headed Ghost and Small-headed Ghost
"Hillbilly, you're still laughing, be careful~"
Huang Xiaolian raised her hand and pointed at the red-robed fire ghost and shouted.
The red-robed fire ghost was full of anger, and pounced directly towards Uncle Ming, those cold eyes, without a trace of popularity, the deep-set eye sockets were all blue and purple, and a pair of miserable white hands were raised high, and pinched towards Uncle Ming's neck.
Just when the artillery fire ghost rushed over, Uncle Ming's eyes were like stars, his body was biased, and he directly dodged the ghost hands of the red-robed fire ghost, and his body retreated.
The red-robed fire ghost returned to the night tonight, and he made a fatal move, digging his heart and taking his intestines and buttoning holes, and Uncle Ming also felt tired after doing a series of rituals, but he still held on, only to see that he took out a stack of Yama Tongbao tickets, clamped them in his hand, raised them towards the sky, began to burn, and read in his mouth: "Heaven has spirits and earth has spirits, disciple Liu Mingyou please Yin Bing Yin will help!" β
"Xiu Xiu" twice, two black-faced Yin soldiers yawned, and suddenly came to this place, shouting impatiently: "Who is looking for us, we are sleeping." β
"Disciple Liu Ming asked the two ghost brothers to come up and help clean up the red-robed fire ghosts."
The red-robed fire ghost, with his long hair scattered around his waist, turned his head suddenly, with a fierce aura in his eyes, and stabbed towards the Yin soldier Yin general.
"Ahem! Do you know who our two brothers are, and have you heard of the names of our two brothers? β
"I'm a big-headed ghost!"
"I'm a little ghost!"
The big-headed ghost held the whip in his hand and pointed at the red-robed fire ghost and roared domineeringly.
"Ouch, big brother, look, this female ghost is glaring at you, big brother cutting him!"
The small-headed ghost fanned the flames on the side, encouraging the big-headed ghost to come forward.
The big-headed ghost shrugged his shoulders, shook his body, coughed, and said, "Are you the eldest brother or am I the eldest brother, now the eldest brother orders you, cut her!" β
The little head ghost pursed his mouth helplessly, put his hands on his waist, snorted, took two steps forward, and snorted: "Look at how the master cleans you up today...... You ......"
Before the little head ghost finished speaking, the red-robed fire ghost smashed his fist on the left eye of the little head ghost, and suddenly his left eye was swollen, and the whole eye socket was black, the little head ghost half-squinted his swollen eyes, his mouth was cracked, and he was about to speak, when there was a snap, the right eye of the little head ghost was beaten.
"You...... Whining...... Eldest brother...... She hit me ......"
The two eyes of the small-headed ghost were swollen bigger than walnuts, and they cried to the big-headed ghost, but when Huang Xiaolian saw this, she frowned and said: "Hillbilly, how can you invite such two unreliable slings, the combat effectiveness is 0!" β
"Hey, I exorcised the ghosts tonight, and I did a lot of magic things, and my spirit was almost exhausted, and this month is the ghost month, and the ghosts in the underworld are very busy, so it's good to be able to invite these two guys, and delay it for the time being."
When Huang Xiaolian heard this, her brows furrowed, and she also knew that the two of them might not be able to deal with the red-robed fire ghost tonight, so they could only delay time.
The big-headed ghost snorted, with a fierce face, and came towards the red-robed fire ghost, but before he could wait for three minutes, he was beaten by the red-robed fire ghost, and the big-headed ghost shouted: "Don't hit your face, don't hit your face, I still have to rely on my face to eat...... I'm dripping ...... God and God, how can ghosts be worse than ghosts now......"
"Woo...... Anyway, I'm a ghost...... Although it is an inverted toilet...... Don't slap your faceDon't slap your face......... Beautiful Sister ...... I've got the latest mask here...... givemefineβ¦β¦β
After the big-headed ghost and the small-headed ghost were violently beaten by the red-robed fire ghost, the big-headed ghost's clothes were torn, and he ran away in a hurry, and the small-headed ghost didn't have time to pull his pants, shouting: "Big brother wait for me to ......"
"TMD, this ghost is so vicious...... We flash~"
As the big-headed ghost and the small-headed ghost returned to the yin in embarrassment, the red-robed fire ghost glared at the two of them, and snorted: "If you want to delay time, don't think about it, I'll go clean up that kid now!" β
"Stop!"
"You!"
Huang Xiaolian shouted at the red-robed fire ghost, but the red-robed fire ghost's sleeve robe swung and disappeared into the air, and there was only a musty smell left in the air, and the angry Huang Xiaolian scolded her mother in the back.
"Old immortal, don't scold, the two of us are exhausted now, and we are about to use up all our energy, now sit down and meditate, otherwise it will hurt your lungs very much, and it will be difficult to heal in the future."
"But my apprentice ...... him"
Huang Xiaolian couldn't let go of Cui Zhi, and her face was dignified.
"Old immortal, I didn't expect you to be quite humane, don't worry, Xiao Zhi has Xiao Zhi's creation, he didn't die so easily."
When Huang Xiaolian heard this, she looked at the hillbilly with a smile, the two of them sat on the grass with their butts, then looked up at the moon in the sky, and snorted: "Hillbilly, I didn't expect that the two of us could still watch the stars and the moon together, hehe, it's really romantic." β
"your lewd old man, if you want to see it, it's me and Lan Xin, it's your turn there!"
Uncle Ming was like a child at this time, looking up at the starry sky, and holding his arms in his arms.
"Eh, hillbilly, just now you said that Xiaozhi didn't die so easily, do you still look at your face?"
Huang Xiaolian deliberately tested Uncle Ming, wanting to see Uncle Ming's reaction, but Uncle Ming would not be fooled, only to see the corners of Uncle Ming's mouth raised, playing with two mohisaches, and said: "You are his master, not better than me, this child is not simple at all." β
"Hillbilly, why did you throw the problem at me again!"
"Old immortal, amazing, 250 years old, being touched by the bedside mother-in-law, it will be hard, hahaha......"
Uncle Ming didn't open any pot and mentioned which pot, the angry Huang Xiaolian's face turned green, and she ran after Uncle Ming's entire grave, which was extremely funny.
After Cui Zhi was knocked down the mountain, he was unconscious for a while, and finally woke up, he got up suddenly, and looked around, all around was white, and the ground was cold cement.
When he saw this, Cui Zhi's black eyes quickly turned around, and he began to recall, and said in his mouth: "I remember, when the master knocked me down the hill, and when I rolled all the way down the hill, I remember that my body was scratched by a lot of stones, weird, how can it not hurt." β
Cui Zhi looked at the large and small wounds on his thighs and arms, the blood marks along the way, touched it, there was nothing wrong, and he didn't feel any pain, after looking at the environment here, he took a deep breath and said: "I remember that I was in Qingshi Village, where there is a lot of grassland, how did it become a cement floor, is this there, the underworld?" It's not like that. β
"Ahem~"
Suddenly, there was a coughing sound, which made Cui Zhi's scalp explode, looked around, and shouted, "Who! Who! β
"Peaty, there is a kind of out, don't scare Lao Tzu! I thought the master was scared! β
Cui Zhi's whole body was cold, looking at the white mist around him, his heart trembled, and said: "Lao Tzu is not so unlucky, could it be that the red-robed fire ghost found me so quickly!" β