400,000 words, it's going to be on the shelves...... Is someone reaching for the monitor trying to pick out those two words? Suffice it to say, brother, in my experience, it's useless......

The book was signed, upon request, and when it was time to put it on the shelves. ps: I say this, not to get rid of responsibility, of course, if you want to fight, just go and hit them, hehe.

You can also see that I am trying to write something interesting and that will make everyone happy. There are also brothers who react, writing too slowly, in fact, for the handicap, I have really worked hard!! Look at these three exclamation marks and you will know that what I said is true, you know!

Saying that I want to keep everyone laughing, this is my ideal, but what everyone doesn't know is that in order to achieve this laughing ideal, I also have to pay a lot of price, every day I sit in front of the computer, I hate to scratch my hair, especially when I am stuck in a certain position, how can I not laugh, so every day we can sweep out a bunch of broken hair on the floor, step on it and step on it like stepping on the leaves in the primeval forest...... Don't let me send a photo to prove this, I don't do it, I want to protect my ** right!

The child is more than two years old, and my father is actually very incompetent, even after work, I rarely find time to spend with him, even on Sundays. Every time I sit here, my child will point at me, "Daddy is busy", "Daddy is at work......

In fact, I feel very uncomfortable, especially when the child holds your hand and tells you vigorously that "Dad is not busy" and "Dad is playing with the car"......

Well, this is not a place to complain, I also hope that one day, I can take care of it, not only can I write a better story wholeheartedly, but also have more time to spend with my wife and children, whether I can do it, it depends on whether this book can get everyone's support! Behold, you have a great responsibility......

In fact, everyone knows that I have 200,000 words a month (oops, this must be slapped in the face, in fact, there are not even 200,000, but I will work hard, you should be 200,000 good, I will try to squeeze out that many words, so happily decided), cough cough, 200,000 words, 10,000 words and three cents, a total of six yuan......

Qiao Su tells stories and jokes to everyone every day, and then you invite me to eat a six-yuan Malatang (absolutely pure Malatang) every month, I believe everyone will not refuse, right?

What the? Are you a beauty? Do you want me to please? This one...... I'm afraid not, can I make a reservation for my son?

Okay, let's stop, anyway, as always, Qiao Su tells every story for everyone, and my goal is to make everyone laugh when they are in tears. PS: No giggles!

The following is an explanation of consumption and recharge:

Consumes 3 tart beans per 1000 words.

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