With the roar of the engine, we set off from the storehouse, and did not stay in the village for long, but drove directly to the city. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Huang Simeng's destination is close to the commercial street in the city center, the two streets are not far apart, although we are in a location, the degree of prosperity is less than that of the commercial street, but the decoration of each store is much higher than any of the shops in the commercial street, although I am only a mouthful, but I still know that most of the shops here are internationally renowned luxury brands!

Huang Simeng should have had a plan, she didn't go shopping, and after parking the car, she led me straight to find a men's clothing store, I have heard of this brand, but I have never been to visit!

People with a monthly income of 2,000, who T.M has nothing to do when he is full and has nothing to visit a shop with a belt?

Speaking of luxury stores, here is different from other places, huge shops, things are scattered, it looks extremely empty, although neat, but the utilization rate of space seems to be too small, almost no less things, and there are not many people to visit, you said that such a shop did not let them collapse, how expensive things have to be sold here!

At the gate, we just arrived and there were service staff to greet us, the attitude is really good, I guess this is also because Huang Simeng stood next to me, after all, she is a famous brand all over her body, I am different, if I want to come in alone, it is estimated that others still think I rub the air conditioner, and I am a stall......

After all, it's a silk, and I can't put out a score when people say hello to me, so I responded politely, and followed Huang Simeng to continue walking in, I couldn't help but laugh on the side: "Hey, didn't the Internet say that you have to queue up to enter this kind of place?" Why didn't you see a few people who came to visit? ”

Huang Simeng pouted: "That's also timely, in the early years, visas were more complicated, it was more troublesome to go abroad to buy things, and there were naturally more people who came to visit the store, but now it's different, it's convenient to enter and exit, and there are more and more second-hand luxury goods buying and selling transactions online, and not many people will come, but this is also possible, once the physical store has a discount, those who love vanity will still come to break through the threshold." ”

She slapped herself in the face when she said this, and I sneered: "What you say is really funny, others love vanity when they buy it at a discount, don't you love vanity when you come to shop now?" ”

"That's different!" Huang Simeng looked serious: "There are many people who can't afford to consume these things, otherwise how can they be called luxury?" But the comparison of life makes them try their best to get some luxury goods of their own, so that they may feel more face-saving when they go out, can we be the same? These are our necessities of life, in our dictionary, there is no such word luxury, you look at those who buy discounts, take a photo and immediately reveal the LOGO, some people even want to tie the belt as a tie around the neck, just to let people see clearly what brand they use, can we be the same as them, who eats and takes a close-up of the dishes and chopsticks? ”

She's going to be in the sky! Hearing it, I was sweating: "Amazing, I thought Ma Yun was bragging when he said that he was not interested in money, it seems that you really don't have any concept of money......

Talking kung fu, we went to the place where men's clothing was sold under the leadership of the service staff, I was not interested in the clothes here at all, such a cold day, their so-called winter clothes do not necessarily have the function of keeping out the cold, it is not as good as a down jacket!

Touching a military-style appliqué knit sweater, I said to Huang Simeng: "Why didn't you see how many thick ones there are?" Wear this dress to go out without being frozen? ”

Huang Simeng didn't reply to my words, he looked at me with his arms in his arms, and then looked at his clothes: "Well, your temperament is really not very suitable for wearing formal clothes, it's good to wear casual clothes, this sweater is good, and it's quite appropriate to wear a coat." ”

After hearing this, the service staff immediately echoed the side: "This lady is very tasteful, and it can be seen at a glance that this dress is suitable for this gentleman, and the gentleman can give it a try......"

didn't wait for the girl to finish speaking, I hurriedly waved my hand: "Forget it, don't try it yet, I don't know how much this dress is, your things are expensive, how embarrassing it is not to buy them when the time comes." ”

The girl smiled: "It's okay sir, this dress is very cheap, only nine thousand one hundred yuan." ”

"! How much? "I thought I had heard the fork split, a torn knit sweater nine thousand one, why didn't they rob it......

"Nine thousand one." Listening to my question, the girl said the price again with a smile on her face, I was directly confused, and picked up a knitted sweater next to me, I looked incredulous: "Just these clothes, 9,000 yuan!" This is also ......"

Before I finished speaking, the girl corrected me on the side: "Sir, you misunderstood, the one just now is nine thousand one, and the one you are holding in your hand now is ten thousand eighteen." ”

"the ......" After listening to her offer, I almost didn't fight on the ground: ", why don't you grab ......"

Two slots in a row, the waiter listened to crying and laughing, I went to this luxury store, just like I took Nezha to visit the stalls, the whole mountain cannon into the city, looking at the windbreaker next to me, I was about to cry: "Knitwear is so expensive, then this kind of clothes must be more expensive, right?" ”

"It's almost four...... Huang Simeng hugged his arms and looked sweaty on the side: "Don't talk dirty, isn't it a shame?" ”

"That's not what I said." I looked stunned: "Why is a piece of ragged clothes sold for so much?" Bulletproof ......"

"You have to buy a crotch protector to prevent eggs...... Seeing that I was still competing with that, Huang Simeng was also anxious: "What's the matter with your illness?" Didn't I tell you? My sister wants to see you, what kind of person is she? You're all over the place, and you still want to do it with me? Anyway, I'm paying for it, don't you just get it when you wear it, nonsense. ”

I frowned: "I just don't think it's practical, it's not warm to wear because of the high price......"

"These clothes are all worn by an identity, what do you want to be warm or not? The military coat is warm, do you dare to wear it to see my sister? I don't know if I thought you were a migrant worker! ”

I don't like to hear her words, and with a tilt of my neck, I said, "Hey! Don't look down on people who wear military coats, who are the people in our family who wear military coats? Yes! King Pingxi and Ming Wuzong are all five tiger generals and gods of war in the Eastern Han Dynasty again, and what is your identity, what is your sister's identity? Compared to them, your sister is a people's girl, you know......"

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This is a joke I heard recently, and I thought it was funny and wrote it in