"He's wiping his sweat." I grabbed the back of Sun Wukong's neck and ran out of the door as fast as if I was carrying a cat: "Brother Fan, sit down, I'll get this monkey out of our house, don't scratch you for a while......"

Carrying Sun Wukong to the corner of the corridor on the second floor, I squatted down and said to him with a sad face: "Brother Monkey, now the world is different, there are household registrations, you can't kill people casually, you help, even if he offends something, you don't care about him, really, if he wants to kill me, I'll be in trouble." ”

Sun Monkey looked dissatisfied: "You kid is very fat, you are still the only one who dares to carry the neck of the old grandson for thousands of years." ”

Damn, I forgot about this stubble in a hurry just now, shouldn't he beat me......

I wiped the sweat from my forehead and said, "Brother Monkey, wasn't I too panicked just now?" You adults don't care about villains, to be honest, I'm really afraid that you will be unhappy with your action just now, take out the golden hoop stick and give it to him, you say that he is going to die, how can I explain it to people when I go to the police station? Let the monkey be killed, who will believe it......"

"I believe it, I killed you."

Me: "......"

"I can't accept your rules, you can only kill monkeys, not monkeys, right?"

About this human right...... I couldn't explain to him about the monkey rights: "Anyway, you don't like what he says, otherwise I don't think you should go into the house, and you will come back later when they are gone, how about it?" ”

Sun Wukong groaned slightly, and then nodded after a while: "Okay, anyway, my old grandson doesn't like this fat man, so I will depend on you once, and I will wait outside." ”

After arranging Sun Monkey's side, I returned to the house, at this time the workers were drilling holes in the wall to hang the air conditioner, and the whole room was filled with the sound of drill bits, which was very noisy.

Fan Jian sat on the sofa and kept pecking at the cigarette butt, looking very nervous, as if he was taking drugs, when he saw me go back to the house, he hurriedly said: "Mingzi, whether you believe it or not, anyway, your monkey, I look wrong, its action just now is definitely not wiping sweat, what kind of sweat do you say this winter, and it's still a monkey......"

I adjusted my mood, patted the back of my hand, and said, "Hey, Brother Fan, do you still want to do this?" Let me tell you, you really have a vision, this monkey in our family is really different from other monkeys, didn't I just say it, Dong Xiaoyana is going to build a club, this monkey, you have to perform on the stage in the future, you said that it has to be on the stage, can you not accept training? This monkey is smart. ”

"Ahh Dong Xiaoyan's performing arts club can still watch monkey shows? Fan Jian looked surprised, snuffed out the cigarette fart in the ashtray, eased his expression and said: "I have never heard of a monkey show in the night show, but I am relieved according to what you say, no wonder its action just now is so weird, the co-author is an actor......"

"That's not ......"

I wiped the sweat on my forehead while replying, Sun Wukong finally made me prevaricate, but the big stone on my chest had not yet landed, but Fan Jian stood up, only to see him walking towards the toilet and said to me: "It really scared me a lot just now, Mingzi, next time you remember to remind people in this situation, don't pay attention and think that you have seen a ghost in broad daylight, and the urine will scare me a few drops." ”

As soon as he walked away inadvertently, my heart that I was about to put down was violently suspended again,! Li Cunxiao is still locked up in the toilet.

I bounced up from the sofa and rushed to him, stretching out my arms to stop him at the door: "Brother Fan, where are you going?" ”

"Where else can I go, go to the bathroom." Fan Jian pushed me to the side gently, and then I was about to twist the doorknob, I quickly stopped him and hugged him, and said hurriedly: "Brother Fan, why don't we change places?" This toilet is broken. ”

Fan Jian looked strange: "Broken?" Weren't you still squatting in the pit just now? ”

I didn't have a good excuse for a while, so I could only say: "Yes, it was fine just now, but I didn't know what happened to block the sewer after I squatted in the pit, maybe it was because of the fire in the past two days, and the stool was dry." ”

"No matter how dry it is, it's not a stone, just poke it with a leather puff."

Fan Jian, a fat man of this stature, compared with an otaku like me, who sees the sky and squats at home, it is like Roshan, it is not a level at all, he just waved his hand lightly, and I was pushed aside, and I couldn't stop it if I wanted to stop it, the moment this dead fat man twisted the doorknob, my heart was so nervous that it almost rose to my throat......

The toilet door was slammed open, Fan Jian turned his head and joked to me while stepping in: "Brother, you can, in the company, your Brother Fan is also considered to have a head and a face, and today I will poke the sewer for you with my own hands, I tell you, you can ...... with outsiders about this."

He didn't finish his last sentence, and the moment he turned around, he was shocked by the scene in the toilet!

At this moment, Li Cunxiao stuffed a towel in his mouth, and stood in the corner like a dumpling, next to him was Zhao Kuo, who was holding an electric shock rod and looking guarded......

"This ...... This...... How is this ...... What's going on? Fan Jian was really frightened, and he couldn't speak well: "Xiao ...... Little ginger, you ...... Why are you kidnapping people! ”

It's also a lot of deception recently, and all the nonsense is smooth, I didn't pay attention to Fan Jian's question, and scolded Zhao Kuo and them: "Why hasn't it been solved for so long?" Do you still want to be in this class? ”

Zhao Kuo didn't know what kind of medicine I was selling in the gourd, so he didn't dare to fight back at all, Fan Jian listened to the cloud and mountain fog cover, and looked at me blankly.

Li Cunxiao also saw outsiders, kept jumping in place, and called at Fan Jian's 'woo woo', I pointed at him and raised my voice again: "If you want to go to work, hurry up and untie it yourself, how long has it been, and it has been so hard for you to prepare a show." ”

After I finished speaking, I brought the door back, and then said to Fan Jian: "Brother Fan, I'm sorry, I forgot to tell you just now, Dong Xiaoya's field is in a hurry, this is about to open, I've been busy with this show lately, you see, our house is so big, and if you want to make a monkey show, you have to do this extreme escape, tsk!" You say I'm tired. ”

"This ...... Is this also a show? Fan Jian finally relieved himself and stammered.

I nodded, "yes, magic, extreme escape, haven't you seen it on TV?" It is to tie up a person, and then the person has to run out within the specified time, and if he can't escape, he will be in danger. ”

"I've seen it, but how can I tie it up in the toilet with hemp rope......

"This kind of performance is generally not limited to form, and it counts if you escape, they are rehearsals, and there are other props when they are officially performing."

Hearing me say this, Fan Jian was relieved, patted his chest and said, "I see, but then again, you kid should really remind me first, how scary, right?" You said that in your house, the monkey will kill me with a gesture, and the toilet will tie up a large living person, who will not be frightened? ”

Fan Jian complained and sat back on the sofa, and I pointed to the toilet: "Brother Fan, you can't go to this toilet yet?" ”

Fan Jian waved his hand at me: "No, no, this urine was also scared out by your monkey, but the toilet didn't work and scared me back, you said that this time back and forth, how much tossing people?" Unlucky ......"

I took out a cigarette from my pocket and handed him one, saying, "It's all my fault, I forgot to tell you, come, Brother Fan, smoke a cigarette to suppress the shock." ”

Fan Jian took the cigarette with his hand, I was about to give him a lighter, the phone rang, I picked it up and looked, but it was Yang Jian calling, I didn't dare to call him by name when I picked it up, but pretended to joke: "Mr. Yang, hello, what's the matter?" ”

Yang Jian obviously didn't react on the other end of the phone, and it took him a while before I finished speaking: "Why are you so poor?" I'll tell you, tomorrow is my death, and you can arrange a place for me to live......"—

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Yesterday it was supposed to be good to have two more, but I received accurate news in the afternoon, the old wine book, there is no follow-up recommendation, can only encourage the shelves, this news is almost ruined for an author, the future achievements of the old wine can be imagined, the old wine is very uncomfortable, locked himself up for a whole day, I don't want to talk to people, the old wine wants to write a book that can amuse everyone, but in the end it became a tragedy, this mood is self-evident, friends around the old wine are persuaded to give up, start over, you can't get results if you persist in this, In fact, the old wine was really shaken last night.,Readers in the group may know.,I posted an audio of myself.,The content in it thoroughly reflects the mood of the old wine.,But after a night of consideration,The old wine doesn't want to live up to these readers who insist on voting every day.,Waiting for updates.

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