Chapter 34: The Funny Camel
The man was silent for a moment, and then suddenly ran forward like crazy, and the little brothers who were left behind glared, put away their knives, and ran after the boss.
The camel laughed out loud as he looked at the empty alley, and only he knew whether it was the cowardly robbers or the celebration of his victory in the battle.
The camel stopped laughing, and suddenly his face changed, and he stared at the corner of the alley and shouted, "Come out, I know you are there!" ”
The "you" in the camel's mouth naturally refers to Zhao Yi, Chen Kexin, and Murong Yan, and it seems that Zhao Yi's tracking has long failed, because looking at the camel's expression is not like what he just discovered.
Zhao Yi glared at Chen Kexin, and the look in his eyes was clearly saying, It's all you, this little girl, who is making trouble, otherwise how can people find out so lightly? Chen Kexin snorted dissatisfiedly, and a look of mutual schadenfreude flashed in her eyes, didn't she know that the three of them were together now?
Zhao Yi said softly: "Let's go, since I have been discovered, I will go and meet him." ”
"Yay!" Chen Kexin puffed up his little hands and said excitedly: "This camel is very fun, let's go play with him, hehe!" The little girl didn't realize the danger of this, but took it as a pleasure. However, having said that, with Zhao Yi by her side, her danger is basically zero.
Although Murong Yan is the same size as Chen Kexin, he is obviously much more mature than Chen Kexin in this regard, and instructed Chen Kexin: "Xueqiu, don't move around when you follow Brother Zhao Yi for a while, it will be dangerous." ”
"Alright, alright, got it! I'm not a child! Chen Kexin waved his hand impatiently and said, "Let's go, let's go!" ”
Zhao Yi nodded, and then walked out first, and Chen Kexin and Murong Yan also walked out after him.
"Why are you stalking me?" The camel looked at a man and two women in front of him and asked.
The camel's expression was obviously not as ridiculous as when he dealt with the gang of robbers just now, but he was a lot stricter, because he could feel that Murong Yan was a master among these three people, and it could be seen from her not weak true qi, and Chen Kexin was just an ordinary person, which basically did not need to be argued with words. But Zhao Yi is different from the two of them, he doesn't know martial arts, but he has the momentum of a martial arts practitioner, he talks about martial arts, but he can't detect the slightest trace of true qi in him.
Murong Yan stood up first and said coldly: "You know me, I know you!" You just stole the Blue Emperor Sword from our house three days ago, did you forget it so quickly? ”
"Huh? Little girl, are you from the Murong family? ”
Murong Yan snorted coldly, "Yes, my grandfather is the contemporary head of the Murong family!" If you don't leave the sword today, I'll kill you!" ”
"Haha!" The camel waved his hand and smiled: "The little girl is so savage and fierce at a young age, be careful that she will not be able to marry in the future!" As he spoke, he deliberately looked at Zhao Yi and smiled evilly.
"You ......" Murong Yan was so angry that his face turned red, of course, he might be ashamed, and said loudly: "Don't talk nonsense with me, do you even have a sword?" ”
"Yes! You've got to make me think about it, my old man hates it when people talk to me in a threatening tone, so ......"
The camel was only fifty years old, and he even claimed to be an old man, but as soon as he finished speaking, he saw that Murong Yan was ready to make a move, and immediately waved his hand and said, "Hey! Wait, little girl, do you know that your grandfather didn't get any advantage from me that day, and you ask yourself if you can get the sword in my hand? ”
As soon as the camel said this, Murong Yan really hesitated, but when he saw Zhao Yi, his eyes became firm again, and he said, "Hmph! I may not be able to beat you, but with my big brother Zhao Yi here, you can't escape. ”
"Oh!" The camel looked at Zhao Yi with interest, wondering what was so powerful about this kid who didn't have any true qi.
As soon as Zhao Yi saw the mention of himself, he stood up, and Chen Kexin also stood up and looked at the camel curiously.
Before Zhao Yi could speak, Chen Kexin laughed first and said, "Hey! Big camel, is your chest really that strong? Why aren't you afraid of that man's knife at all? ”
Huozi didn't expect this girl who didn't know any martial arts to talk to him, and seeing that she didn't care at all and smiled at him innocently, she suddenly had a good feeling.
"Little girl, my chest is not strong at all, as long as I stab it so gently with a knife, I will immediately burp." The camel said while demonstrating the action of making a fart, which made Chen Kexin giggle.
Chen Kexin said in disbelief: "You lie! Then why weren't you afraid at all! ”
The camel smiled with fascinated eyes: "I'm not afraid because although my chest is not strong, his heart is more fragile!" So I just gently scared him, and he was scared away, and the young people are so much worse now! ”
Chen Kexin's eyes were confused, and he shook his head and said, "I don't understand, it's too profound!" ”
"Hehe, it's okay if you don't understand, you'll understand later." The camel's words are actually hidden mysteries, because Chen Kexin's personality is too much for his appetite, so he has secretly become a candidate for apprenticeship in his heart, after all, he is not young, but he can't let this art follow him to the soil.
Chen Kexin still wanted to pull off the camel, but Zhao Yi pulled her away, smiled at the camel and said, "This gentleman, you better hand over the sword, after all, it is not a glorious thing to take other people's things." ”
The camel narrowed his eyes and asked instead of answering, "Are you also a member of the Murong family?" ”
Zhao Yi shook his head and said, "You can treat me as a friend of the Murong family, but these are not the main problems at the moment, the main problem is to ask Mr. to hand over the sword, are you right?" Zhao Yi's tone was still very polite, if it was Murong Yan, I am afraid that he would have already swung his fists into battle.
"Huh! The lad has a bit of a bearing, not bad, not bad, promising. The camel smiled and boasted, suddenly as if he had seen something surprised, staring straight at the back of Zhao Yi and the three of them with wide eyes. It is undeniable that at this moment, the realistic expression on the camel's face is more professional than those who have been professionally trained, even those actors and actresses who see it are estimated to be ashamed.
The camel's expression successfully deceived Chen Kexin and Murong Yan, and the two turned their heads curiously, while Zhao Yi naturally would not be deceived by this little trick, he knew very well that there was nothing behind him, but in order to hit the other party more thoroughly, he also pretended to be surprised and turned his head.
Seeing that all three of them turned their heads, the corners of the camel's mouth lifted, revealing a smile of successful trickery, and flew away.
The camel's light skills are indeed very remarkable, don't dare to say that he is definitely a generation of grandmasters who can open a sect and establish a sect in light skills, but he has always used this kung fu to escape, of course, on the other hand, maybe his light skills are so good because of his escape practice!
He was so confident in his escape that he could even think of the annoyed expressions on the faces of the three of them when they turned around and saw that they had disappeared. He was about to be proud, but he crashed into a hard object, fell to the ground with an "oops" of pain, and rubbed his nose vigorously.
The hard object was none other than Zhao Yi, and he flicked his shoulder slightly, because there had been intimate contact with the nose of the person who had fallen to the ground just now.
"What's the matter, sir, where do you want to go?"
At this time, Chen Kexin and Murong Yan also realized that they had been fooled, Murong Yan reacted the fastest, and hurriedly turned around in a panic, only to see the camel crashing into Zhao Yi's body and falling to the ground in pain, so she was relieved, but she also immediately blocked the retreat on this side, stared at the camel cautiously, and formed a pincer attack with Zhao Yi.
Chen Kexin also turned around at this time, looking at the camel on the ground angrily, annoyed why he had to make such an expression to deceive himself.
The camel rubbed his nose, looked at Zhao Yi with dissatisfaction, and said, "Why is the young man's shoulder training so hard, knocking my nose hard!" Let me tell you, our second widow in the East Village and the sister in the West Village all say that I have the most handsome nose in my body, and if you hurt me, you can't afford to accompany me! Whoa...... "Whoa," he said, rubbing his nose and moaning again.
"Pounce...... Hahahaha! Chen Kexin didn't have a ladylike image at all, holding her stomach and laughing, while pointing to the nose of the camel and said breathlessly: "Poof! Is your nose still handsome? Ha ha...... I'm laughing to death! ”
Murong Yan couldn't help but smile, and even Zhao Yi laughed softly, this camel is indeed quite funny.
The camel turned his head and looked at Chen Kexin aggrievedly, pointed to his nose and said: "The eyes of the masses are bright, they say that I am handsome, then I must be handsome." As soon as the words were finished, the three of them were amused again, and Chen Kexin laughed even more.
"That's it!" Zhao Yi interrupted the camel's funny smile and said: "I don't look like you are a bad person, you give us the sword, we won't embarrass you, how about it?" ”
The camel squinted and shook his head, "No, you know, in fact, this sword is no different from a child's toy to me, what do I want to do here?" My old man is just betting with others and losing to do things for them! As the saying goes, gambling is like character, and I don't dare to say anything else, just say that this gambling product is definitely just dropped! Therefore I cannot give you the sword, for if I give it to you, I will lose my trust. ”
"What? So you don't want to return the sword? Murong Yan's smiling face gradually cooled down, and he said fiercely: "You don't want to toast and eat and drink." ”
The camel waved his hand and said, "Oops! Little girl, why are you in such a hurry, you wait for me to finish speaking! ”
Murong Yan suppressed his anger and asked coldly, "What else do you have to say?" ”
"Actually, I'm so old that reputation is not as important as before, if you can promise me two conditions, I will return this sword to you, otherwise my old bones will not let you get it lightly even if I fight to the death." The camel's words were very categorical.