I had never heard of him reporting the funeral in advance before, and I went out of the room with the phone, and I lowered my voice for fear that outsiders would hear: "I said Erlang God, if you die, you will die, why are you taking everyone away?" Especially that You Heng, he is just a tenacious person, aren't you afraid of what kind of basket he will poke at you? ”

"Hey! What am I afraid of. Yang Jian said in an indifferent tone: "It's understandable that the family members of the dead are a little stimulated and behave strangely." ”

Look at the logic of Yang Jian......

"I'm mainly understaffed, and it looks too fake when I don't have a family, and I'm not wild, right?" Yang Jian half-jokingly said, "By the way, if you want to be okay tomorrow, you can also come over and count it, and you can still eat a meal, and if you can't eat it, you can save two days of food by packing it away." ”

"I'm not coming." I hurriedly stopped from it and said, "I haven't seen the funeral runner's house packed, what about the restaurant...... I still have two days of food, and those who don't know think I'm collecting water, are you ashamed...... Besides, Sun Wukong is here, how can I find time? You have to stay at home with him. ”

"Monkey King!"

Yang Jian's voice was obviously startled: "Why is he here?" ”

"It seems that Li Jing invited the rescuers to clean up those thorns who disobeyed discipline."

Yang Jian was silent for a while, and then I heard him talking to others: "Sun Monkey is here, what should I do?" ”

Lei Zhenzi's voice rang on the other end of the phone, although the voice was not loud, I could still hear it clearly: "Ah! No, you don't have much eye to eye with him. ”

Nezha: "Yes, why don't you die in a hurry, let's talk slowly?" ”

The other end of the phone was talking nonsense, I had a headache when I heard it, and yelled into the microphone: "Don't make any noise, what's the hurry, he will stay for a few days when he comes, you can't die tomorrow and bury tomorrow, right?" You're going to have to stop for a few days before you're buried, right? I'll come back when I'm done. ”

Yang Jian also heard this reason, only to hear him sigh, and said: "Oh, scare me, I thought he was going to live for a year, I don't have any spells now, but I'm not his opponent." ”

I was speechless: "Okay, I have air conditioning in this house, so I won't tell you more, by the way, next time you want to pull someone away, can you call me first?" I can't find anyone when I go home, so you can say how anxious you are. ”

Yang Jian: "Didn't my phone run out of battery in a hurry......

I stomped my foot violently: "Why are you so donkey, don't you just connect the wire and let Lei Zhenzi drag it to charge the phone." ”

Yang Jian suddenly realized: "Yes, why didn't I expect that he could still be a power bank......

After installing the air conditioner, Fan Jian originally said that he was going to invite us out to dinner, I didn't go with him under the pretext of preparing for the show, he was still a little lost when he went out, and said to me that the next time I have the opportunity, I must spare time to get together with him, in his eyes, I am no longer the little warehouse manager who let others call and drink, and has no roots and no bottom, through me, he is very likely to take the huge ship of the Dong family, which is a dream for many people.

It's rare for Fan Jian to have a heart, the last time he entered my house, he knew that there was a small piece of glass in my house, and this time he came to install an air conditioner and actually prepared a piece.

During dinner, Bai Qi and Zhao Kuo sandwiched Sun Wukong in the middle, and the two of them opened their bows left and right and pulled Sun Wukong to talk about learning scriptures and subduing demons, although there was a gap between them, but Sun Wukong's story was too legendary, as a party...... The monkey in question, Journey to the West came out of his mouth and gave him an immersive feeling, even I, a person who thinks I am familiar with the story of learning scriptures, was amazed, Bai Qi and Zhao Kuo actually didn't talk to each other.

The two of them drank the two-pot head of the two-pot head for nine yuan a bottle in the commissary, and they were stunned for a night, and the fifty-six-degree liquor directly drunk the Monkey King into a rider and a great sage......

He drank too much and rode on Zhao Kuo's neck, as we all know, monkeys are mammals, and he didn't wear pants, so Xiao Ding Ding couldn't stop rubbing and rubbing on Zhao Kuo's neck......

Looking at the happiness on their faces after getting drunk, I really couldn't bear to tell Zhao Kuo that there is an idiom called the humiliation of the crotch in later generations, but strictly speaking, he is not called the humiliation of the crotch......

I think that in "Journey to the West", Sun Wukong caused a series of butterfly effects because he was drunk, and he also left the story of the great sage stealing pills and fighting monsters against the gods of the Heavenly Palace.

This monkey drank high and wanted us to see his ability, only to see him turn into a bird flying all over the sky, and then turn into a small fish to swim freely by the river, seventy-two changes are really worthy of the name, see us a dry people and so on, Sun Monkey played up, shouted: "Again...... I'll see you again...... Knowledge...... See my grandson's golden hoop stick......"

I grabbed him by the waist and hugged him, and couldn't help crying: "Grandpa Sage, please spare me, this is the electric pole in our village, if it is broken by you, I can't afford to pay for it......"

This is an extremely happy night, I never thought that the Monkey King in real life would be like this, because he is the Monkey King, my childhood idol, in our minds, the gods, should be Huai Jin Zhiyu, the character is still virtuous, but it is precisely because of this idea that we ignore the gods themselves, they are actually cultivated by people, except for the high mana, it seems to be emotionally the same as us.

For example, Sun Wukong, he is the Monkey King and the Fighting Holy Buddha, but he is also a monkey, he drinks and steals pills and makes trouble in the Heavenly Palace, which is very in line with the nature of monkeys, and will not change because of his high mana.

The next day, Sun Wukong got up early in the morning, and he didn't say hello to me and took Li Cunxiao away, I don't know where to go, but last night I happened to hear that he didn't stay in the West Heaven after becoming a Buddha, but found a cave in the Nether to practice alone, in fact, in my opinion, practice is probably an excuse, presumably he can't stand the rules and precepts of the Western Heaven Elysium, so he found an excuse to run to the Nether to get away.

At first, I was thinking about accompanying him at home, which is good, he left silently, so I don't know what to do today, and I was thinking about whether to go to Dujiangyan to attend Yang Jian's funeral, but Huang Yingjun called me.

"The chairman will inspect the construction site in Sanshengxiang today and ask if you are free at noon and have a meal together."

This man spoke in the same tone as a corpse, always so cold, as if he didn't pay back the money, and I don't know if I made him unhappy by laughing at his name when we first met, anyway, he didn't give me a good face.

"Yes, Secretary Huang, does he have anything to do with me?" I just asked casually, I want to find some topic to ease the relationship between the two of us, in fact, no matter what reason Dong Xiaoya is looking for me, I must be quite happy to go now, it's not that I worship money, the key person is now my God of Wealth, and we have so many mouths that we can all count on him to open up.

As a result, as soon as I finished saying this, Huang Yingjun replied very dissatisfied: "The chairman will come to you immediately, why are you asking so much nonsense?" With your identity, aren't you in a hurry to get up to our chairman? Okay, let's just say if you come or not, I'll call back to the chairman. ”

Hey! How can this grandson speak?

Rich people are, the dogs raised at home are so grandiose, I am not used to this kind of person, I lit a cigarette for myself, slowly spit out the smoke ring and said: "I must come, I guess it will be late." ”

"What can you do with a single sip? Okay, what time is it? ”

I smiled and said, "Secretary Huang, you can't say that, you also have a serious job, right?" It's because I can't make money, so don't I find a part-time job in the photo studio? A few days ago, a client came to us to take wedding photos, but the groom's official had a little dispute with me because of the problem of saving a sense of zài, and the trouble was very serious, and I almost didn't fight, and I had to settle this matter in the morning to hurry to you. ”

Huang Yingjun smiled contemptuously on the phone: "Cut!" It's just that people of your status can quarrel with people because of this, but does taking wedding photos have anything to do with having a sense of zài? ”

Seeing him take the bait, I immediately corrected him seriously: "Why is it okay? You know that you need a PS for your wedding photos, right? ”

"You know, post-processing, and then?"

I slapped my thigh violently: "Then the groom is too ugly, I really can't get out, and I'm afraid of scaring people, so I put a mosaic on his face." ”

I'm afraid that he won't understand, so I added a sentence at the back: "Secretary Huang, don't be careful, I didn't mean you." ”

Huang Yingjun: "......"――

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Today, Lao Jiu would like to thank a few buddies who helped me do chapter pushing, they are the author of "Non-Human Genetic Integration" Demonic Cangyue, the author of "I Am Shenhao Who I'm Afraid of 2" Xinfeng, the author of "Reborn God-level Star" downstairs Hepburn, and my best buddy, the author of "The Rhythm Under the Lamp" sent a WeChat message to heaven, thank you, it is precisely because of the readers and authors who have been supporting me all the time that Lao Jiu can still have the motivation to insist on writing books after not getting a recommendation, Lao Jiu kowtowed to you, When your phone is out of battery, you won't take pictures!