Henan Strange Elephant

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When I returned to my hometown a year ago, I had a drink with my cousin, my cousin, his father, and the four of us. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info at the wine table: My uncle took advantage of himself as an elder, and started those so-called good preaching for me: If you don't have a city government, you know how to waste money! I'm so aggrieved! Uncle: Do you know how high the housing prices are now, let alone the city government, your nephew can't even afford to build three tiled houses now! Okay, let's start with this and talk about the strange phenomenon I encountered in Henan!

Strange phenomenon 1: Children are good at their own home, criticizing others for exalting themselves. And the reason is easy to find, how much money money is earned in a year!

It's the uncle again, every time he comes back to chat with him, his eldest son earns a lot of money, and his younger son gave him 40,000 yuan this year, and his son took out the house with one hand. I understand the whole thing, I don't know yet, your son is making some money, but please don't deliberately elevate yourself, just tell the truth, then I won't pretend to have a stomachache and leave the wine table early! I can't stand it, why don't you talk about his sadness in contracting small projects, why not talk about his difficulty in coordinating the contradictions between workers, first say that it is not easy for him, and then talk about how much money he earns, so that uncle and we have a common topic, really. If you always brag that they are engaged in decoration for more than 10,000 a month, it means that he can earn 200,000 yuan a year, hehe. If it's true, great! But the fact is that decoration is a temporary worker with a higher salary, so you can do it if you have a job, and you can do it if you don't have a job. Anyone who has done the job knows it. The rural lady is quite realistic, and she dares to fool you if she doesn't understand, saying that a certain university (Chinese, those who read my article some time ago will know) is actually better than Peking University, and anyone who knows a little bit about Chinese universities knows how funny and ridiculous her theory is! But I can't tell it, and I can't refute it, who makes the family my most important elder at the moment, and he treats me very well. One more sentence: My teacher is a well-known person in Beijing's legal industry, but why is he not so proud, people can also take the green train, and I am unproductive in your eyes, he can also become a year-old friend. On the contrary, those who have achieved a little bit of success, look very arrogant, I'm sorry, you just earn 100,000 million a month and I have nothing to do with half a dime, do you earn money for me to spend If you look down on me and don't want to pay attention to me, I still look down on you! I'm just in the way that you're my parent... And you guys are still arrogant and unreasonable, which really leaves me speechless. Why do you have to build a house in the countryside and marry a wife if you have more than 100,000 yuan? Why did I choose the same path you have taken? Why can't I have my own mind? You think I'm a heretic, doesn't it make sense? If you are like that, in addition to studying, in addition to playing some engineering cleverness, you will always have only extravagant hopes for the city life you yearn for, and you will still be your ancestors! If you are poor, you think, why you are poor, why you have always been poor, and what efforts will I make myself rich? If you don't, you know that you will work, subsidize your livelihood, and if you have money, you will see others build houses, and I will build them, and they will be better than him! After working all my life and building a house, I began to work for my children. I can only raise my middle finger to the sky of your life and roar: I-!

Now, in order to maintain my good image in Duqi Village, I am recruiting ten aunt-level personnel! Requirements: Able to speak well and be able to deal with all emergencies in the village. Know all my deeds, just tell the truth, occasionally exaggerate, as a party, I don't suggest, it's better to say it reasonably. Know personal performance, salary interview! I finally figured it out now: when my mother was alive, my reputation in the village was okay, but as soon as my mother left, I lacked an authoritative reputation propagandist, so when I went home in the past few years, I have been scolded, alas! Mother, why did you leave so early? Otherwise, my life will be a little better, every day in the countryside listening to the group of aunts who have not been out of Puyang City in the ears, annoyed to death, again, you give me a good choice, I will insist on myself, I will not follow the old path of those predecessors, build a house, marry a wife, have children, work, children and grandchildren will repeat forever! I will choose what I think is the right direction to go on, even if the road ahead is full of unknowns, even if it is possible to fail one day, even if it is possible to be incompatible with the current rural social thinking, even if you regard me as a heretic! I don't care, I tried, I thought, I changed, and even if I fail, I won't give in to fate! Who is Wang Erhammer? Young and intelligent, good at reading, love to write, make friends, cheerful, and three provinces in Japan! I motivate myself like this every day, hehe!

Strange phenomenon 2: the short-sightedness of Henan people. Including myself! I took the train from Suzhou to Zhengzhou and got off, there were no cigarettes on me, I went to a small department store next to the Erma Road station to buy them, and the damn actually gave Lao Tzu fake cigarettes. He turned upside down and said: What are you doing standing here, if you have something to say, don't pretend to be forced! Damn, Lao Tzu directly roared on fire: "You sell fake cigarettes to Lao Tzu, are you justified?" Either hurry up and get me the bag, or return the money, or I will call the police. Shopkeeper: "What are you doing hanging earlier, now you are talking about cigarette fake!" I said directly: "If you don't return it, if you don't return the money, I'll call the police." "Which shopkeeper obediently returned the money! Note: Don't be afraid if you encounter something outside, call the police if you have something. Friends passing by Zhengzhou pay attention to pulling, about seven meters east of the waiting hall of Erma Road Station, a small shop of more than ten square meters will sell fake cigarettes. The best thing is to go to a regular store to buy, if you can't do it, open it in front of you and smoke one, and replace it if it's not right. He said cruelly, don't be afraid, you call the police. When the people of Henan and even most of the rural areas of the country have money, they build houses, marry wives, and raise sons. Have you never thought that the house can still be rented, when you get married, you have no money to buy it, can't you rent a wedding house, people must have their own set of residences for the rest of their lives, and they must live for a lifetime, and their bodies and minds must be all on the house? Of course, you can buy a house when you have money, but if you buy a house and your quality of life is seriously reduced, I will advise you to rent for a period of time and use half of the money to invest in your career. It doesn't matter if it fails! Man, it's a big deal to start all over again! In fact, it's not right to start all over again, because of this failure, you get this lesson, understand the industry, this is your experience! Your experience will be the wealth of your future life! Don't be afraid of failure, temporary hardship does not mean that you can't pursue your own happiness in your life!

After reading so much, if you are my relatives and friends, please understand me, I have my thoughts, I have my personality, Wang Dazhui especially you, don't follow the clouds, then you will never gain the right to speak on the road of life!

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