Chapter 4: Time and Space Tunnel
This is a deep and wide tunnel, it is dim, the surroundings are gray, although it does not affect the road, but the view is not good, except for a very bright small bright spot in front of us, nothing else, we have walked towards the bright spot for a long time, but still not to the end, I don't know how long this tunnel is......
It's also unlucky, when Nezha went downstairs, Li Jing flashed fast, but I was hit by the seedlings, last time he and Lei Zi kicked me from behind, I still have palpitations, this grandson is not light or heavy.
Due to nervous reasons, it happened that the flood ruler was also activated by me, looking at the countless words on the yellow light wall, I didn't have time to take a closer look, and I clicked one randomly after panicking, and the result was ...... As a result, my eyes went dark, and by the time I reacted, the emperor and I were already in this tunnel......
"Where the hell is this? I really can't walk anymore. ”
At this time, the emperor held his knees with his hands, and he was tired and unwilling to take any more steps, so I crossed my waist and looked at which spot: "How do I know what the place is, I guess the answer is out of this tunnel, let's go, I feel like I'm almost at the end." ”
The emperor shook his arm: "What does it mean to feel that it is almost here, you don't understand the truth of running a dead horse in the Wangshan Mountain, this kind of place looks close, maybe you won't be able to get out until tomorrow......"
I took out a cigarette and lit one for myself, spitting out the smoke ring, I couldn't help but recall what Li Jing said to me before, now this situation, if you don't make it good, this tunnel is a space-time tunnel, after all, the function of this flood ruler is to reach the present day, but if it's really a space-time tunnel, it's too simple, in my impression, it doesn't matter if it's "Machine Qì Cat" or some other time-traveling work, but if it's stained with time and space shuttle, the passage is absolutely colorful, there is no such pitch black, how to look at it, It's all like a joke in the tunnel.
You said that this ancient artifact didn't come with a manual or anything.,I'm really caught off guard by this kind of emergency.,What should I do next?
"Why don't you take out your ruler and try it again, maybe you'll find something wrong?"
If you don't say that people are the emperor, I suddenly found the point, he reminded me of it, and took out the Honghuang ruler from my fart pocket, and with the flashlight function of the mobile phone, I found that the words on the ruler have indeed changed somewhat compared to before.
"Your lantern is quite exquisite, what is it burning in?"
The emperor pointed to my mobile phone screen, and I couldn't stop being amazed, and I waved my hand at him: "Don't make trouble, this is called a mobile phone, what's the use of telling you later." ”
As I spoke, I couldn't stop looking at the ruler, and the emperor was also interested at this time, he looked at the ruler and said, "Wasn't this an oracle bone inscription on it before!" How did it become an ordinary ruler now? ”
He's quite careful, and he still knows what was carved on it before.
I shook my head, and I was puzzled to see that the word 1119 was displayed on the ruler at this time, and a set of numbers were also displayed in the middle of the ruler, 1822!
"What do you mean by that word? Isn't it a display distance? In order to confirm the thoughts in my heart, I continued to walk towards the light without saying a word, but after a few steps, the words 1822 on the ruler suddenly became blurred.
You know, although I haven't seen the material of this Honghuang ruler before, it is definitely a thing with relatively high hardness, so hard things, how can the words on the top say that they have changed?
As I was pondering, I took two more steps forward, and suddenly, I suddenly noticed that the word 1822 displayed in the middle of the flood ruler had changed instantly, and it had become the word 1821.
it! Although the emperor couldn't read Arabic numerals, he really let him be blinded correctly, and it really showed the distance!
If that's the case, then when the word on the ruler becomes 1119, you should be able to get out of this tunnel!
Thinking about this, I can't help but be excited, since there is a dawn, then I am naturally full of energy, and no matter what kind of emperor is in front of me, I will pick him up and walk towards the light.
The emperor's face was tired: "You are so fat, it is the first time in my life that I have met someone who dares to move with me." ”
I was stunned at him: "You have died once, what kind of stinky score, there is no so-called emperor in me, do you know?" Come on, clean up your temper and get out of this tunnel. ”
I dragged him forward, and he followed behind my ass with an unhappy face: "Let's go, what are you doing, by the way, light your lantern to light the way, it's so dark around here, it's weird." ”
I shook my phone: "I want to use it for lighting, isn't this about to run out of power?" ”
"What!" He looked surprised: "There's electricity in this thing!" ”
I nodded: "That's right, if there's no electricity, how can there be light?" ”
The emperor was so shocked that he couldn't close his mouth: "What kind of spell did you use to put those lightning bolts in it?" When it won't rain, stand on the top of the mountain and raise your hands and wait for the thunder, right? ”
I was speechless: "Beat your brother-in-law, and teach you slowly when I go back, let's go out first now, okay?" Don't J8 rub it any more. ”
I walked all the way for almost an hour, although the numbers on the flood ruler showed that we were getting closer and closer to 1119, but such a long journey, I felt a little like I was about to collapse, to be honest, I haven't walked such a long way, so staying at home is really not good for my body at all.
Simply with the company of this emperor, we talked and talked along the way, and the time was still quite easy to pass the time, through the contact and conversation along the way, I now knew that the person in front of me was actually one of the most bastard emperors in history!
Ming Wuzong Zhu Houzhao......
No wonder Li Jing asked me who was the most playful and unreliable emperor of the Ming Dynasty before, and the co-author was such a thing......
Zhu Houzhao can really be regarded as one of the most unreliable emperors of the Ming Dynasty in this life, and his father Zhu Youzhu also poured eight lifetimes of blood mold before he became such a bastard son, thinking about what a good emperor Zhu Youzhang of Ming Xiaozong was! He reused the virtuous, treated the ministers generously, strictly managed the eunuchs, and abolished the harsh law, and the things that the Ming monarch should do were not left behind, but although he governed the world in an orderly manner, the only thing he forgot was to take care of his son......
No, he should be called a......
Zhu Houzhao is really a deflated calf, this grandson has not been worry-free since he ascended the throne, in addition to wearing a dragon robe and becoming an emperor, but the whole life is a hooligan! And it's a hooligan who can't help him in the whole world......
His life, in addition to playing is playing, and there are many tricks, he is the only one in China's dynasties, he has two identities, the emperor of the Ming Dynasty, which was inherited from his father, and at the same time he has another identity - the governor of the Ming Dynasty, the mighty general of military affairs, and the chief military officer......
The official was given to him by himself, and he also paid himself a salary, and he ruled the world, just like a joke......
Not only that, but this thing's private life is also very disorderly, in addition to liking other people's wives, he even played with pregnant women, which may be the most incomprehensible thing in China for thousands of years......
That's right, you can play with women, forget it, play with pregnant women...... Who is this child born to...... (To be continued.) )