readx; Chapter 16: Beijing gentlemen are also very hilarious

In Beijing, you have to get used to being respected, you have to get used to people calling you Daddy, a 70-year-old aunt said to you: "You go slowly, I wish you a happy trip in Beijing." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info "Don't be flattered, it's their habit. At first, I was very uncomfortable as a person at the bottom of society, but then I gradually got used to it! When they say 'you', it's as if they were asking you what you had eaten.

There's also the word 'you're girl', which I find very funny, and when two friends are talking to each other, they will pop up a sentence 'you're girl!' Very happy! In Beijing, not all 'masters' are good titles, so I'll give you one that everyone is more familiar with, do you know what 'Buddha' means? What about the 'board master'? Don't sell it, in Beijing dialect, 'Buddha' is three hands, the meaning of thief! 'Banye' is the one who pulls the cart. Anyone who really respects a certain person will add the word 'Ye' to his surname, Wang Zijian, the host of "Tonight's Post-80s Talk Show", his cross talk stage name is like 'Little Wangye'!

You have been in Beijing for a long time, and I feel that everyone is very knowledgeable, knowing that Pangu opened the world, and knowing that the United States is jerking. There seems to be nothing they don't know, everyone seems to have graduated from the Department of Political Science of Peking University, and everyone has gossip. Those people around you are at the level of Central Committee members! The most eloquent are the taxi drivers, all of them seem to have learned sketches, and the baggage is one after another, making you laugh and pee. And if you're interested in politics, well, he not only knows about Greater Beijing, but he can even tell what kind of underwear O'Heizi wears in the White House. At that time, listening to them, I was fascinated, and I felt that each of them was a joker. It's just limited to a harmonious society that can't appear in this book! If you have the chance, you should definitely take a taxi in Beijing. It's time to listen to cross talk! There are few opportunities to take a taxi in Beijing for the reason that money is limited, but every time I cherish it, I can't wait to bring a tape recorder, and sort out the taxi driver's complaints about the society, the traffic congestion in Beijing, and the secrets of Beijing.

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