As soon as Sun Xiaokong entered, he saw the enthusiastic old man of Bajie greeting him.

Sun Xiaokong waved his hand and said, "Don't say those polite words, just tell me directly, what's going on with your monster son-in-law." ”

Elder Gao nodded, invited a few people into the house to pour tea, and began to say: "In our village, since ancient times, we don't know what sneaky and evil spirits are worn. ”

"It's just that he was unfortunate and had no children, and he gave birth to three daughters: the eldest named Xianglan, the second named Yulan, and the third named Cuilan. Those two children have been with the family of Benzhuang since childhood, and there is only a small one, and I want to recruit a son-in-law, counting on him to live with my family, to be a son-in-law for the elderly, to support the door, and to do the work as an errand. ”

"Unexpectedly three years ago, there was a man, his appearance was also exquisite, he said that he was a family on Fuling Mountain, surnamed Pig, no parents, no brothers, and was willing to be a son-in-law with others. I always saw that he was such a rootless person, so I recruited him. ”

"When he entered, he was diligent in his work: he ploughed the field and raked the field without oxen implements, and he reaped the grain without a sword or a staff. It's just one thing, and some of them will change their faces. ”

Tang Sanzang asked a little strangely: "How did it change?"

Gao Lao replied: "When I first came, I was a black and fat man, and then I became a nerd with a long mouth and big ears, with a mane on the back of his head, a rough body and a fear of people, and his head and face looked like a pig. ”

"The intestines are very large: three or five buckets of rice are eaten at a meal, and a hundred and ten baked cakes are enough for a morning snack. I like to eat vegetarian food, and if I eat meat and wine again, it is... It's the old clumsy family business and the like, and in the first half of the year, they will be eaten out!"

Sun Xiaokong also laughed when he heard this, and said in his heart: "Sure enough, you are a foodie!"

Tang Sanzang said: "Just because he did it, he ate it." ”

Work more, eat more...

No problem.

"Hey, don't talk about that, where is this monster son-in-law you said now?"

Listening to Sun Xiaokong's words, Elder Gao asked, "The elder wants to catch demons, and now I'm going to look for people and prepare weapons?"

"Don't bother, we have everything, you just go straight to the point and take us there!" Sun Xiaokong couldn't help it.

"Elder, that monster is in the back house, if you want to go, I'll go get the key now. Elder Gao replied.

"You can just take me to the back house, you all wait here for a while, and I'll explore the way first. ”

As Elder Gao walked outside the door of the back house, the copper lock on the door was directly pinched by Sun Xiaokong.

Seeing this, Elder Gao was glad that he had met the right person this time.

After entering, Gao Lao dared to shout, "Daughter." ”

In the house, Gao Cuilan heard her father's voice and hurriedly responded: "Daddy, I'm here." ”

When he entered the house, Sun Xiaokong also found that Bajie's kid was not shallow.

This Gao Cuilan looks really good.

Cao Cao: Brother Sun, do you want to be as good as me?

Sun Xiaokong: No, no, my friend's wife doesn't want to ride.

As soon as Gao Cuilan saw Elder Gao, she threw herself into Elder Gao's arms and cried.

"What, don't cry yet, this monster isn't there, right?" Sun Xiaokong looked at the father and daughter and asked.

Gao Cuilan listened to Sun Xiaokong's words, nodded and said, "I don't know where to go." At these times, the morning will go and the night will come. Clouds and fog, I don't know where to go back. Because he knew that his father was going to get rid of him, he was always on guard, so he fainted. ”

Listening to Gao Cuilan's words, Sun Xiaokong nodded, these eight precepts are chic, they come to the cave room at night, and they don't see anyone during the day.

After thinking about it, Sun Xiaokong opened his mouth and said: "This way, you two go to the front yard, I will wait for him here, oh yes, call the black bear that came with us." ”

Elder Gao listened to Sun Xiaokong's words, and after saying a few words of thanks, he took his daughter away.

Soon.

The black bear came running upside down.

"Great Sage, I'm here. ”

Sun Xiaokong looked at the black bear spirit and paid attention again for a while: "The daughter of the old man just now, Gao Cuilan, have you seen that chick?"

The black bear spirit nodded: "I've seen you, the Great Sage wants me to change her, right, it's okay." ”

Sun Xiaokong smiled knowingly and said, "Okay, have a future, I'll give you a golden pill to eat after this thing is done." ”

"That's it, I'll give you two. ”

The black bear listened and said, "Great Sage, you quickly command." ”

Sun Xiaokong nodded, and then said, "I want you to become that Gao Cuilan, and then ......"

Listening to Sun Xiaokong tell these things, the black bear spirit was shocked for a while.

Oh, my God!

This great sage is too bad, isn't it?

"Don't worry, Great Sage, I promise to get things done. ”

Sun Xiaokong nodded and said: "Okay, you start changing now, oh yes, change into a person without clothes, and then there are clothes in this room, you are wearing them, it is absolutely perfect!"

"Come on^0^~!"

After speaking, Sun Xiaokong also changed his body, and turned into a little mosquito lying on the beam.

Tushi Palace.

The faces of the Jade Emperor and Lao Jun were a little twitching at this time.

"This dead monkey isn't a thing, is it?"

"Can this kind of immoral thing be done?"

Lao Jun listened to the words of the Jade Emperor, and nodded very much in agreement: "It's not human!"

"But if you follow him like this, I guess the canopy will have a shadow on women in the future, well......"

"That seems like a good thing. ”

The Jade Emperor nodded and smiled: "It's a good thing, quit women." ”

The other side.

The black bear spirit became Gao Cuilan, Sun Xiaokong became a mosquito, and the two of them squatted to guard Zhu Bajie for an afternoon.

Finally, it got dark.

The Eight Rings are coming.

Sun Xiaokong also came to the spirit all of a sudden.

I saw that after Bajie entered the house, there was nothing unusual, and he went directly to bed and hugged the black bear spirit.

The black bear also trembled carefully, turned his head and saw Zhu Bajie's appearance and said: "Ouch, I'll go, this dead pig's head is uglier than me..."

is looking at Bajie, and he wants to kiss him as soon as he comes up.

This guy frightened the black bear spirit and hid in a hurry.

Bajie was a little puzzled: "Sister, why do you blame me a little today?

The black bear spirit listened to Zhu Bajie's words, recalled Gao Cuilan's voice and replied, "It's not strange." ”

"Then why don't you make out with me?" Bajie asked.

Sun Xiaokong on the beam of the house is also happy, this Zhu Bajie is very anxious.

The black bear spirit listened to Zhu Bajie's words, and began to recall Sun Xiaokong's careful teaching along the way.

"You're always in such a hurry, why don't we make out first?"

Bajie listened to the words of the black bear spirit and nodded and said "good lady", and then began to pick up clothes and gnaw on them...

Sun Xiaokong looked at all this and felt that the picture was very beautiful and there was nothing wrong with it!

But...

When Sun Xiaokong thought of the next time, he felt a little... Spicy eyes oh no, it's spicy stomach.

"Good husband, you make people so comfortable..."

The black bear is delicate.

Before Bajie could reply, the black bear spirit who listened again said, "Am I beautiful?"

"Meimeimei..."

The joy of Bajie was gnawing, and he replied without raising his head.

"Good look, look up and take a closer look, am I beautiful?"

Bajie listened to the black bear spirit again, then raised his head and replied: "Beauty... it!"

was gnawing on the comfortable Bajie, and when he looked up like this, a black bear face replaced Gao Cuilan's beautiful face.

All of a sudden, Bajie was directly frightened and turned off.

The heart beats faster by eight hundred times...

My mind went straight blank.

What's so special!!

What the heck???

It's scary... It's scary!

The car was so fast that it hit the plane directly.

"It's a good look, are people beautiful, the people you bite are so comfortable. "The black bear spirit has recovered its body at this time.

A big black bear has appeared under Zhu Bajie, and said in a coquettish voice.

While the black bear spirit was talking, he was still touching the residual saliva on his chest.