Chapter 31: A Foolish Fight

"Let's eat ravioli." Yue Xi didn't look back, and continued to wrap the one in his hand.

The person behind "Yue Xi ......" made a glutinous dissatisfied sound, and forcibly turned her body over to him: "I'm back!" ”

"Got it......" Yue Xi rolled out the wonton wrappers and was wrapping the wontons again, so there was flour sticking to both hands, and he couldn't help but smile when he saw that he was quite big and still coquettish, holding his face and kissing him on the pink lips: "It'll be wrapped in a while, let's eat." ”

"Don't be perfunctory!" Seeing that she was about to turn around when she spoke, Ying Su tightened her arms and firmly held Yue Xi in her arms, and then pouted and turned her head to her: "I allow you to do it again......"

"Haha!" Twenty-year-old people, still coquettish like this, Yue Xi can't kiss his body, but he just wants to laugh: "Hey, you're the emperor......"

"I'm your husband." Yingfei didn't laugh, but looked at Yue Xi very seriously and said, "As a lady, you have to ...... like this after seeing your husband for a day."

He closed his eyes, his long, curly eyelashes cast a shadow in front of him, tilted his head sideways, and kissed the breathless woman who was smiling, and the world was suddenly cleared......

"Remember?" After a lingering kiss, he still tilted his head sideways, looking down at the woman lying on his chest, and watched with satisfaction as her face was stained with rouge.

"Haha!" Yue Xi, who had eased up, raised his eyes and looked at the white stool on his pretty face, and he couldn't stop laughing: "Got it, daughter-in-law!" ”

"......" Ying Su looked at her with a strained face, if she wanted to smile or not, her expression was very difficult!

"Huh?" The two of them stood close to each other, and they could smell each other without straining.

Yue Xi couldn't laugh anymore because of the fat powder fragrance that penetrated her nostrils, she wrinkled her nose and sniffed at him, looked up and asked, "Why does it smell like a woman?" ”

"I went to the palace today, this is not the smell of rouge gouache, it is the smoked orchid in my mother's harem."

She is willing to be jealous, and she is happy to win.

And patiently explained the source of the fragrance on her body to her: "My mother is obsessed with orchids, and there are hundreds of orchids in various counties in the palace, and there are hundreds of orchids outside the palace every year. ”

"Orchids smell like this?" Yue Xi thought about it and shook his head: "The orchid I smelled is pure and turbid, it smells tight, but the smell on your body is choking!" ”

Ying Su looked at her silently, with a smile in his eyes.

"Did I say the wrong thing?" Yue Xi went over what he had just said in his mind again, and still felt that it was nothing.

"Nope." He said with a smile: "Everyone in the palace says that the fragrance in my mother's harem is elegant, and even the wives of the ministers in the court will specially ask for a reward from the queen mother when they get the opportunity to enter the palace." ”

"Do they all say it smells good?" Yue Xi leaned on him and sniffed around again, and then said, "This one doesn't smell as good as the mosquito coils we lit in the house, it's too choking!" ”

"Huh!" Ying Su pursed his lips and smiled and whispered: "I also think this orchid is fragrant, watching the courtiers and wives staring and lying, do you think it's funny?" ”

"No one around her dared to tell her the truth."

When he said this, Yue Xi could clearly feel his schadenfreude.

"Actually, my mother's nose can't smell it, so she's more obsessed with making incense!"

“……”

"Can't think of it, right?" Ying Su looked at the dumbfounded Yue Xi and smiled brightly: "Those of them are used to being like this, and they don't tell the truth about the government, they all look forward to the prime minister and my mother, they are talking duplicity together, in fact, no one believes anyone, but they all pretend to be honest!" ”

"They do the same thing to me...... I want to believe their deceitful nonsense! ”

"Daughter-in-law ......"

He called himself 'I', with a smile like a spring flower on his face, but Yue Xi felt the anger and helplessness from the bottom of his heart.

Stretching out his hand to hug him, Yue Xi said softly: "Go wash your hands, and we'll eat." ”

Remembering the sentence he would say every time he saw him, 'Liars, all liars', Yue Xi hugged him hard.

"These, I shouldn't have said to you......" Ying Su winked at Yue Xi embarrassedly: "Today, the queen mother scolded me again......"

Yue Xi stood on tiptoe, kissed him on the lips, and said awkwardly, "Do you think that I am the only good person in this world?" ”

"Yes." Ying Su thought about it and nodded: "Although you have a bad temper and will murder me, you treat me sincerely." ”

"What a bad temper! Yes? Tell me what's wrong with Lao Tzu's temper? For a while, he disliked that he was ugly, and then he said that he had no breasts, and now he said that he had a bad temper, Yue Xi didn't like to listen to it: "Why do you have so many things?" Sue you, others are used to you, but I am not used to you......"

Ying Su watched her chatter, the more she listened, the bigger the smile on her face, and finally couldn't help but kiss her on the lips again: "Okay, I said a word, see how many words you said?" I'm going to wash my hands, isn't it time to eat? ”

"Wash your face too!" Yue Xi also smiled, feeling that he was indeed not gentle enough.

"Hmm." Ying Su let go of her hand and turned and walked out.

Yue Xi also followed to the door and looked: "The rain has stopped?" Du Sanniang didn't know if she had returned to the shop. ”

Du Sanniang was on her way back to the shop.

The rain did stop, and the feeling after the rain was comfortable and refreshing, sweeping away the summer heat.

Sitting on the donkey cart, she turned her back to Zheng Baocai, and only felt uncomfortable with this old man.

"He's a sister of the Du family, I'm tired of you today!" After walking for a long time, Zheng Bao felt that he was too ignorant if he didn't say a word, so he said with a smile: "Yesterday, as soon as my daughter-in-law woke up, she said that she wanted to eat chicken, but fortunately you made it, she didn't eat less!" ”

"Dogs

Eat! ”

"You can't bear to eat a chicken?" Seeing Yue Xi's beloved little donkey being driven by Zheng Baocai, she was angry in her heart, and she didn't sound like she spoke: "It's not the dog's greed, it's the girl's greed in her belly." ”

"Son, as soon as my daughter-in-law told me the news, I knew it was my son!" Zheng Baocai himself is a seedling in a thousand hectares, he has grown up lonely since he was a child, and he always feels lonely. Therefore, when I am older, I especially like to call friends and fool around outside.

Although the family already has a son, he still feels that it is too little, so he looks forward to his daughter-in-law's birth to add another child to the Zheng family, so he will be comfortable......

"I said why are you so selfish!" Du Sanniang turned around and shouted at Zheng Baocai: "You don't allow you to give birth to a girl, you don't want to eat a chicken, you are really not a thing!" ”

"Hey ......" Zheng Baocai turned around and glanced at her, wanting to get angry, thinking that there was still a Yuexi in the middle, he took a deep breath and endured it.

"It's too late for my daughter-in-law to be happy when she eats chicken, where is the distress?" He sighed and said, "You didn't see her sick like that, I almost bought her a coffin to prepare......

"!" When Du Sanniang heard this, she kicked Zheng Baocai off the donkey cart: "Your daughter-in-law is sick, don't you say that you should go to the doctor with you, but you are in a hurry to buy a coffin?" You're still not human, are you? Yes! ”

Zheng Baocai only felt a pain in his waist, and the person had already fallen to the ground.

Fortunately, the donkey cart is not high, and he has kung fu, and he rolls over with his hands on the ground! But after all, it had rained all day, and the ground was slippery, so he stood up straight, and his feet slipped and he stumbled hard!

This fall is a wolf, and Zheng Baocai has never suffered a loss under a woman, and now he was scolded and kicked by the fat girls in the car without saying a few words, he is not a good temper himself, Du Sanniang really kicked out his fire this time......

He walked a few steps to the donkey cart that was still walking on his own, first pulled the reins to stop the donkey, he pointed to Du Sanniang's nose and scolded: "! If I hadn't seen that you were brought by my brother, I would have slapped you to death earlier! ”

"The old lady is looking at the face of the car, and teach him a lesson for you, this unethical thing!" Du Sanniang relied on her strength and did not lose, don't look at Zheng Bao is a man, she is not afraid of him!

first picked up the stick that drove the donkey and knocked a few sticks on Zheng Baocai's head, and saw three or four big bulges coming out of Zheng Baocai's head, she didn't want to mention how happy she was: "Sue you, I opened my brother and daughter-in-law yesterday!" ”

It's just that Zheng Bao has been mixing outside for so many years, although it hurts these times, he hasn't taken it too seriously, endured the pain and saw the opportunity to grab the stick that drove the donkey, and pulled hard, Du Sanniang fell off the donkey cart before he could let go, and fell into a puddle on the side of the road and splashed a piece of mud soup.

"Bastard, how dare you hit my aunt and grandmother?" Lying in the mud pit, Du Sanniang's peach-colored gown on her new upper body was already dirty, her distressed eyes immediately turned red, and she pounced on Zheng Baocai like a mad cow, Zheng Baocai moved a little slower and was hugged by her thigh.

Regardless of pulling the clothes on Zheng Baocai's body, she remembered it, but she was fat and thin, and now the clothes were wet again, and the rope was tied to her body, Du Sanniang climbed several times and didn't get up, so she had to grab the fabric that she could grab with both hands at the same time......

The sound of the fabric tearing was accompanied by an exclamation, and she tore off the shirt on Zheng Baocai's leg!

There was a coolness between the thighs, and only the waistband of the underwear on his body was still hanging on the waist, but the two trouser legs had faded to the ankles and necks, and Zheng Bao showed his buttocks!

"Whew!" Realizing that the lump of white flesh in front of her was not the unwelcome face surnamed Zheng, Du Sanniang covered her face: "What do you want to do!" ”

Zheng Baocai was busy bending down and pulling his two trouser legs up, and his old face was flushed: "Lao Tzu still wants to ask what you want to do!" ”

Du Sanniang became a widow at a young age, her life is five big and three coarse, but her heart is very thin, and she only does some embroidery work to save some silver at home......

"Alas, you said you were okay and scolded me for beating me? How ugly it is now......"

As soon as she cried, Zheng Baocai's heart softened.

He can fight with men, but he can't see women crying, and when women cry, he is at a loss and doesn't know what to do.

Du Sanniang covered her face and cried more cautiously, so that a man who had just passed stopped and looked over here.

"Hurry back to the shop!" You can't let passers-by see the joke.

Zheng Baocai walked to Du Sanniang's side without saying a word, loosened his pants, bent down and copied her legs, and hugged her into the car with all his might: "Huh! You're so heavy, heavier than a donkey! ”

The two trouser legs fell to the ground at the same time with a 'click', and Zheng Baocai hurriedly tightened the front and back hems of his robe......

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