Chapter 24: Flying Over the Zoo
Trying on more than a dozen suits in a row, Jiang Baiyu sweated on his forehead, was so busy and depressed that he was about to vomit blood, he would rather challenge dimensional creatures than accompany women to go shopping.
"These eight sets of brand-name suits, plus leather shoes, shirts and ties, five sunglasses, after a 20% discount, a total of 880,000, whether you swipe a card or cash. ”
Hearing the waiter's delicate voice, Jiang Baiyu looked confused, and had the urge to hit the wall, he had never liked to wear suits, and he had never visited a brand-name suit store, so he knew that the price was so outrageously expensive.
Xue Wushuang opened the crocodile leather satchel, took out the glittering gold card, and said coldly: "Swipe the card!"
With the payment completed, Xue Wushuang walked out of the store nobly and elegantly holding Jiang Baiyu, who was in a suit and leather shoes.
The eyes of the men in the audience were dull, and the eldest lady spent a lot of money, why did she fancy the poor boy, it was like a flower falling on cow dung, and the sky had no eyes!
"Ding Dong! +10 evil thoughts from a certain boss."
"Ding Dong! +10 Evil Thoughts from Little White Face."
"Ding Dong! +50 evil thoughts from Little Fresh Meat."
"Ding Dong! +10 Evil Thoughts from the Soft Rice Man."
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With the crazy growth of evil thoughts, Jiang Baiyu couldn't cry or laugh, brushing the evil thoughts was so simple, as long as he pulled Xue Wushuang to go shopping, it was said that women were jealous, and men were not weak, this wave of welfare was unexpected.
Jinrui Famous Watch Company, in front of the bulletproof glass counter.
Faced with a variety of gold Rolexes, Jiang Baiyu was dazzled and a little overwhelmed, and he didn't bring a watch for many years.
"I don't need a watch, I use my phone to see the time. Jiang Baiyu said in a low voice.
"No, a man can't do without a watch, it's a man's identity. ”
Xue Wushuang was very depressed, and found that Jiang Baiyu did not have the consciousness and taste of a successful man in addition to his advanced cultivation, and was completely self-righteous otaku, no wonder he couldn't find a female ticket, so he could only rely on the orange cat for his life and take his hands as his companion.
"Get me the latest money, the price is not a problem. "Snow is unbeatable.
"Miss, please see, this is an out-of-print Western Continent gold mechanical watch, starry diamonds, diamond dial...... The original price is 2.8 million, and now after the discount, 1 million can be taken away. ”
Xue Wushuang picked up Jin Lao, put it on Jiang Baiyu'.......s wrist, and said proudly: "Not bad!
Suddenly, a sharp and piercing woman's voice with a smoke cavity sounded next to it.
"Wrap me up, my man wants it. ”
Xue Wushuang turned his head to look, and at some point, there was an extra man and a woman next to him, the man was sword-eyed, tall and handsome, in a suit and leather shoes, definitely a standard little fresh meat.
The woman has long hair and a shawl, delicate and tough facial features, fair skin, revealing a feminine beauty, a small black leather coat, a black long skirt, and red high heels are a little large, at least forty by sight, giving people a very uncomfortable strange feeling.
"Bi Luo, why are you?" Xue Wushuang said with a strange expression and a stunned expression.
"Ouch! This is not Sister Wushuang, I didn't even recognize it, you have a new love?"
The woman named Bi Luo looked Jiang Baiyu up and down, and said in a weird manner: "Your taste is getting worse and worse, this kind of poor boy in the countryside is also worthy of wearing Jin Lao, or Brother Que is suitable." ”
"You're going to rob me again, do you really think I'm honest and temperless, so I'm going to bully?" Xue Wushuang said angrily.
"Hehe, I'm a talented woman with Brother Finch, and we are in love, so why should you be angry?"
Bi Luo laughed twice, pulled the yellow finch next to him, and his smile became brighter and brighter, as if he was a junior who had successfully won the throne, not to mention how happy and proud he was.
Huang Que's face was full of sincerity, looking at the grief and indignation of Xue Wushuang, his heart was full of apologies, he could become a popular little fresh meat, thanks to the resources provided by Xue Wushuang, without Xue Wushuang's support, it is likely that until now, he is still dead, and he can't get a box lunch.
Huang Que was also puzzled, he made the ghost messenger mix with Bi Luo, gave up Xue Wushuang, and whispered in embarrassment: "That...... Wushuang, I'm so sorry, you leave first. ”
Xue Wushuang was so angry that he was about to leave as soon as he pulled Jiang Baiyu, and said angrily: "Two shameless people, they have simply refreshed my three views. ”
"Hahaha, Sister Wushuang doesn't know, Brother Que has successfully awakened and registered and certified as an A-level martial artist, don't you regret that you introduced Brother Que to me at the beginning. Barrow smirked.
Xue Wushuang pulled three times without pulling, Jiang Baiyu smiled brightly, took out four big yellow croakers to pay, Jin Lao put them on his wrist, and looked up and down at the woman named Bi Luo.
In the memory of his previous life, the figure of the notorious Biluo Fairy appeared, and the bitter and mean Bi Luo in front of him coincided with each other, and they were completely the same person.
If you guess correctly, the two are the culprits who are so angry that Xue Wushuang jumped into the lake, Huang Que is Xue Wushuang's ex-boyfriend, and Biluo is Xue Wushuang's ex-boyfriend, the relationship is so complicated!
Xue Wushuang was very lucky, if he hadn't met Jiang Baiyu that night, Xue Wushuang would have died!
In the memory of her previous life, Fairy Biluo was obviously a beautiful woman, but she didn't expect it to be a man dressed as a woman, and she deceived countless martial artists, and she couldn't see it at all, this thing turned out to be a man's body, if it wasn't for Xue Wushuang telling him, Jiang Baiyu would have been fooled.
"Haha, I've successfully awakened too...... Are you very envious, so jealous that you can't wait to jump off the building. Bi Luo said proudly.
"Hehe, buddy is quite arrogant, your orientation is too big, the women's clothing boss robs his girlfriend's boyfriend, you are so confident! I admire your courage, dare to challenge the world's vision, I support you!"
Jiang Baiyu hugged his shoulders, squinted his eyes, and looked at Bi Luo with the eyes of an alien, his smile full of malice.
Hearing that the man's body was viciously exposed, Bi Luo's face turned pale, and he pointed to Jiang Baiyu's nose and said in a sinister manner: "Stinky boy, are you looking for death, you are impatient." ”
Jiang Baiyu joked: "It's your freedom to like women's clothes, it's your fault to rob your girlfriend's boyfriend, you wear skirts and wander around the streets, affecting the city's appearance is a trivial matter, and it's not good to scare crying children." ”
Bi Luo gritted his teeth and said angrily: "Bastard thing, Sister Wushuang, you are optimistic, it's not that I don't give you face, this kid's mouth is too cheap, I will tear your mouth apart." ”
Jiang Baiyu strode out of the watch, hooked his middle finger at Bi Luo, and said provocatively: "Dead lady, come out and beat me!"
Bi Luo's pretty face turned the color of pig liver, she was so angry that she was about to rush out of the door in a hurry, and she taught Jiang Baiyu a hard lesson, but Huang Que held her tightly and didn't let her be impulsive.
"Let go of me, I'm going to beat this bastard to death, and there's a kind of you don't run. Barrow exclaimed.
"If you don't plant it, come out, run I'm your grandfather, come and bite me." Jiang Baiyu grimaced.
"The old lady is going to draw a knife, and she will not die today. Bi Luo said viciously.
"There is a kind of drawing a knife from the palace, no one is stopping you, if it's a girl, you will come to cut me!" Jiang Baiyu continued to provoke.
"I'm so angry, my mother fought with you. "Billow's face was hideous, and his lungs were about to explode.
Xue Wushuang was stunned, stupidly looking at Bi Luo, who was mad with anger, and had a feeling of raising his eyebrows, this shameless and poisonous finally encountered an even cheaper single dog uncle, and his words brought magic damage.
Hundreds of people watched, pointed, and discussed, and the women's clothing boss was shocked, and there was a fresh feeling of discovering a new world.
"Ding Dong! +200 Evil Thoughts from the Biluo Fairy."
Jiang Baiyu smiled brightly, and suddenly looked back at the intersection of the pedestrian street, and the smile froze on his face.
Whew!
The tiger roar was deafening, everyone's eardrums roared, and they lost their ears in an instant, and they looked back in disbelief, and they were blinded by titanium alloy dog eyes, which was even more shocking than seeing the women's clothing boss.