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Wu Sangui didn't go upstairs when the meal was served, and Yang Jian called him on the balcony, but this person just didn't say anything, and I had no other way but to call Bai Qi to leave him diǎn rice, it is estimated that in the entire history of China, I am still the first person to give the emperor leftovers......

After lunch, Bai Qi shouted that he wanted to go out to play with Old Man Yang, I had nothing else to do, I took the effort of going downstairs to open the door for him, and by the way, I also wanted to talk to Wu Sangui, he couldn't talk like this, there was already a Youheng at home, what is the matter with another Youheng 2.0?

Putting Bai Qi out of the door, I shook the military coat in my hand at Wu Sangui, who was sitting in the snow: "Your Majesty, do you want to add another piece of clothing on this cold day?" I don't have a doctor, and if you freeze out something, I won't have the money to help you find a doctor......"

Wu Sangui listened to me call him and looked me up and down with his neck high, but because his head was so high, it felt as if he was looking at me with his nostrils......

"You are really bold, dare to talk to me like this, if it was put back then, I only need an order, can I copy your letter all over the house?" Wu Sangui snorted coldly, his face full of displeasure.

"Faith! How not to believe it. I pointed under his buttocks: "But Your Majesty, I need to remind you that that thing can't sit on people's ......."

Wu Sangui didn't understand what I meant: "What did you say? ”

Looking at the way he was sitting precariously, I couldn't help but cry and laugh: "The 'stool' under your butt is called the power distribution cabinet in our scientific science, and this thing can accidentally make you incontinent ......"

This Wu Sangui is also enough, where to sit is not good, he has to sit on the power distribution cabinet, he is stunned to know the four words 'electricity danger' on it......

Hearing me say this, he probably didn't feel that this thing was like something that could sit on people, jumped down from the cabinet, Wu Sangui said with his hands behind his back: "You are the master here?" ”

I nodded and replied, "Almost, I'm usually in charge of this yard." ”

"Well, if you are willing to submit to me, I can make you an official and a knight, how about it?"

When he said this, that ∽dǐng∽diǎn∽小∽ said, .≈.o∨s_(); The expression was quite sincere, I diǎn a cigarette, swallowed the clouds and said in a foggy voice: "Come on, you can't even pay the food expenses, and you are still thinking about giving people an official...... If you want me to say, you have died once, just stop and stop diǎn, and stay steadfast. ”

I don't know what these ancient people have in their heads, and those who open and close their mouths will occupy other people's land, as if they were taught by a master.

Wu Sangui saw that I refused to give in, frowned and said, "You can't believe me? ”

I couldn't hold back my laughter, thinking that Wu Sangui and his father were arrested by Li Zicheng because he trusted him, and he didn't forget to write a letter to his son, asking Wu Sanhang to surrender and fulfill his filial piety, but Wu Sangui actually replied to the letter of righteousness, and Li Zicheng was so angry that he cut his father on the spot.

Speaking of this is not righteous, Wu Sangui's ranking in history can definitely enter the top 10 of the op, he said that he would swear to defend the Ming Dynasty to the death, and Yongli Emperor Zhu Youlang was strangled to death by his own hands, and then he said that he wanted to surrender Li Zicheng, and then secretly opened the back door for the Qing army to wrap dumplings for the Dashun army, and let him go to guard Yunnan after surrendering the Qing Dynasty, and as a result, he ascended the throne in Yunnan and called the emperor......

This thing has no integrity at all, I want to listen to him, isn't it a lack of heart......

I smiled bitterly and said: "Believe it or not, let's not talk about it, you are around now but you want money and no money, and I think it's too unrealistic to dream of the emperor again, you have also fought a lifetime, there is still a year left, so take a good rest, what you want to eat and drink, what you want to say, I will do my best within the scope ......of my ability."

As a result, before I finished speaking, Yang Jian happened to go to the kitchen to wash the dishes, and when he heard me say this on the balcony, he hurriedly yelled at me by the throat: "Mingzi, don't take our money as a favor, he must go out to work if he wants to live with us." ”

This Yang Jian is really good at picking the time, Wu Sangui is still putting up the score at this time, and he will talk about it after the work, but he wants to bring it up at this juncture, isn't this troublesome......

Wu Sangui frowned as soon as he heard the word 'work': "What does he mean?" Do you still want me to work? ”

"You don't listen to him." I hurriedly waved my hand at Wu Sangui: "As long as you don't want to be the emperor, be an ordinary person in a down-to-earth manner, and I'll give you all the food and drink." ”

"It's a joke." Wu Sangui glanced at me with disdain: "I have been a horse all my life, when will I need a pariah like you to provide for my life, although I have no soldiers under me now, but with my ability, if I want to make a comeback, it is just around the corner." ”

This person's hypocrisy is really a fight with Li Cunxiao's grandson, and I was speechless for a while: "Ouch my brother, you don't have any skills, I have more capable people, but now is not the time to gather a group of brothers with dung forks to fight the world, you are in the era of cold weapons, and you rely on people to pile up wars, now what?" Even if you get back the tens of thousands of elite soldiers when you rebelled, it won't take half an hour for you to surprise you. ”

Wu Sangui looked incredulous: "It's ridiculous, even if I die once, it's not something that a pariah like you can coax at will." ”

It seems that if I don't take the diǎn thing out, he basically can't believe me, throwing the cigarette butt to the ground, I pulled my throat and shouted at the second floor: "Leizi, Leizi, come out." ”

Lei Zhenzi dǐng his colorful head showed his face from the balcony: "What's wrong? ”

"You come down, by the way, and bring down the kitchen knife by the way."

He didn't know what I was going to do, but when he heard me say this, he still went to the kitchen with Ying Cheng, and when I asked Lei Zhenzi to carry the kitchen knife, Wu Sangui finally showed a wary look: "What do you want to do?" If you can't convince me, you want to draw your sword against me! Sue you, I was also the one who whipped the world with a prancing horse, and your methods were useless to me. ”

I don't want to talk nonsense with this old stubborn nonsense, and when Lei Zhenzi went downstairs with a kitchen knife, I yelled at Wu Sangui and said, "Give him the knife." ”

Wu Sangui didn't know what medicine I was selling in the gourd, so he took the kitchen knife from Lei Zhenzi and waited for the following, I pointed to Lei Zhenzi and said to him: "Your Majesty, don't you believe in anything?" You slash him and try it. ”

Wu Sangui frowned: "Why did I cut him for no reason?" ”

"Yes, why do you want to cut me......" Lei Zhenzi was also speechless, he carried the kitchen knife down just to let others cut him, isn't this unlucky......

"You don't care, anyway, you have a fairy qi possession, what are you afraid of?" After saying goodbye to Lei Zhenzi, I turned my head to Wu Sangui and said: ", Your Majesty, I think you were also a person who competed in the world back then, and you didn't dare to cut anyone if you didn't know how to cut it, right?" ”

Wu Sangui came up as soon as he heard the anger: "Presumptuous, I have fought on the battlefield all my life, how can I be confused with those cowardly mouses?" ”

This person is not a good stubble in itself, how can he bear it when I provoke him, he rounded his arm and pointed at Lei Zhenzi is knife, seeing that the blade was about to touch Lei Zhenzi, but at this juncture Lei Zhenzi suddenly flashed to the side, Wu Sangui's knife was extremely powerful, but Lei Zhenzi ran faster, not only did he not cut this knife, but because of his inertia, he didn't stand firm for a while, and fell into the snow with a 'bang'......

Patting his ass and getting up, Wu Sangui said angrily: "Didn't you let me cut him?" What to hide? ”

Lei Zhenzi raised his arm thoughtfully: "I just remembered, you can't cut off my head, if you want to cut it, you have to cut my ass." ”

He said this so that even I didn't understand: "You have immortal qi possession anyway, is it different to cut it?" ”

Lei Zhenzi rubbed his buttocks: "It's definitely different, the butt is soft, it's okay to cut it any way, what if he wants to cut off my head, what if the knife will break and roll up the blade?" ”

It dawned on me: "That's right, a kitchen knife is worth dozens of dollars now." ”

This hasn't been cut yet, the two of us are starting to feel distressed, Wu Sangui is sweating from the side, ......

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Jet lag these days,The update is relatively late,Mainly to adjust the time,After all,It's going to be a double shift from Sunday.,Old wine needs to choose a few relatively quiet time code.,Forgive me.

ps. Chasing more children's shoes, are there any free appreciation votes and diǎn coins~ The countdown to the 515 red envelope list is over, I'll pull a ticket, ask for an increase and appreciation vote, and finally rush it!