17.Chapter 17: Boy, You Pit Me
While the two were arguing, Lou Yixiao carried Gu Xiaofan out of Yanying School with difficulty along the way.
Finally, Lou Yixiao couldn't hold on, put down Gu Xiaofan with trembling feet, and rested by the flower bed by the alley.
Thinking back to the exam just now, Lou Yixiao couldn't help but ask Gu Xiaofan: "How did I perform just now?" I couldn't see the teacher's expression when I turned my back to that side......"
"Of course, it's been a proper one~ You are indeed not small, and you are very calm." Gu Xiaofan smiled bitterly.
To be honest, don't look at him in the limelight, but in fact, he still thinks that Lou Yixiao's chances of being a little better than him are still much greater, after all, people's external conditions are much better than him......
I also blame myself, when the program simulates a tiger, how can I jump on the table of the judge's seat and scare the female teacher out of shape?
Just this excessive move, I'm afraid that many female teachers will secretly deduct their own points......
"Calm down what...... Actually, I didn't see anything at all, and I couldn't hear anything, I just stood and acted like a stupid tree...... I'm worried that the drama will be robbed by Xu Jun's bastards......"
Lou Yixiao bit her lip and said, feeling that she would definitely not be able to pass the test this time, and she was going back to the Northeast in disgrace.
The two were talking, when they suddenly saw several figures rushing out of the front and back of the alley, and quickly came over and surrounded them.
As soon as they looked up, they saw Xu Jun appearing in front of them with a face full of anger.
Before the two of them could react, they heard the doll-headed girl next to them shout sharply:
"Xu Jun~ Kill this kid! It's all he who has harmed us~! ”
The makeup on the girl's face was all gone, apparently because she had been crying for a long time after the second attempt.
"Shut your foul mouth!" Xu Jun turned his head and yelled at her, the doll-headed girl was so frightened that she didn't dare to make a sound, Xu Jun turned her head and glared at Gu Xiaofan, as if she was going to eat him alive and roared:
"Boy~! How dare you play me!? ”
Xu Jun's forehead was full of bruises, his eyes were red, and his whole body was about to explode, because he had already found out the score through his father, who was the vice principal.
He didn't pass the second exam!?
How could he not have passed at his level!
It's all Gu Xiaofan's fault~!!
"What do you want to do? My dad is a cop!! You try to move him. Lou Yixiao puffed up her chest and suddenly blocked in front of the weak Gu Xiaofan.
"Lao Tzu just moved him, what's wrong!? Not only do you want to move him, but I also want to strip you of the clothes of a little slut in the Northeast and take pictures~!! ”
Xu Jun puffed out his eyes and roared, making Lou Yixiao take a step back, but he was still in front of Gu Xiaofan.
She turned her head to look around, except for the doll-headed girl, there were six people surrounding them in front and behind, all of them strong young men......
She still has hope of running away alone, and with the weak Gu Xiaofan, there is no drama at all......
Faced with this situation, Gu Xiaofan frowned, he had already used the program for a minute today, and his body was still so tired, it was really not the right time for these grandsons to come.
Gu Xiaofan asked in his heart: "Sirui, is there any program that can solve them in the shortest time?" ”
"After calculation, the procedure for executing the K1 fighter can be solved the fastest, and the estimated time is 2 minutes and 34 seconds according to the operator's physical function." The electronic voice replied in his mind.
What is the minimum 2 minutes ......?
Gu Xiaofan secretly calculated, this took too long, which was equivalent to saying that he would have to sleep for 2 more days...... That's not a good deal.
Besides, you can't use this type of actual combat program, in case you really get someone seriously injured, it's not good, and it should save time to scare people with shows.
Gu Xiaofan secretly weighed it in his heart, and decided to use the Wing Chun program in "Ip Man" that he had tried before, and asked in his heart:
"Sirui, can you write a fixed dialogue in the simulation program?"
"Allow Writes."
Gu Xiaofan also breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, to be honest, in fact, he didn't want to fight, this method was used by rough old men, and it was not suitable for people like him who cherished his body.
What's more, his stomach and bladder are still shaking with pain because of the tiger's roar...... Fight and don't know what after-effects to leave behind.
So Gu Xiaofan stood up with difficulty and calmly persuaded Xu Jundao:
"Forget it~ Xu Jun~ With your conditions, you can't pass the exam this year, and you can pass the exam next year, why bother about this little thing, I'll give you another chance, you can go~" said and waved his hand.
"Haha......" Xu Jun grinned, as if he had heard the funniest joke, looked at the person next to him and said with a cruel smile:
"Don't be funny, you mean? Do you want to pick six? ”
Gu Xiaofan looked at these people, sighed and said, "It's one to four." ”
"Your elementary school math teacher taught you?" Xu Jun sneered.
"When I defeat the leader, it's you." Gu Xiaofan looked at him and said:
"You have to clean up two or three little brothers who are loyal to you, and the rest will definitely run away."
Xu Jun was stunned for a moment, first glanced at his companions viciously, and after several people shook their heads resolutely, they turned their heads and stared at Gu Xiaofan and sneered:
"It's like you have this experience?"
Although Gu Xiaofan's mouth is very neat, he Xu Jun is not good at stubble.
"It's human nature, and you'll know if you watch more movies." Gu Xiaofan shrugged his shoulders, and after saying this, he silently started the program in his heart......
Before Xu Jun finished laughing, he rushed forward with an arrow step!
Everyone didn't see what was going on, Xu Jun snorted, and was kicked in the knee by Gu Xiaofan, he screamed and fell to the ground.
The sentence in the bloody mouth, "You still don't beat Lao Tzu!" Before he could exit, Gu Xiaofan rode under him, smashed his fist in the face, and fainted directly with a muffled snort......
Everyone was stunned in an instant, no one expected that Gu Xiaofan would dare to make the first move, and leave no room for it!
Several other people scolded in their hearts: How can there be such a street fight! Fall to the ground and punch your face with your fist!? The face is the cost of the actor's meal, is it good!?
There were three people around Xu Jun who reacted, and they all rushed over with angry fists!
I saw Gu Xiaofan get up suddenly, squatting on the horse, putting his hands on the central axis of his chest up and down, and posing in a very weird posture~
Then without waiting for the other party to call, it was a very fast fist and foot attack, and it was the first to come first, "Bang Bang!" "Blocked the fists of three people at the same time~
Then the three of them saw a dense burst of fists coming towards them, and they all instinctively bent down and hugged their heads to block.
Gu Xiaofan didn't care so much, and directly hit it like a storm, "Smack!" Syllable! Syllable! Syllable! Syllable! "There was a violent beating.
Rao is three strong young men with a big height, but he couldn't help Gu Xiaofan's fierce fist, he only felt that his fist was heavy and fast, and finally his hand was bounced away, and he punched his stomach, retching for a while, and he almost vomited out yesterday's dinner on the spot.
In the storm, the three of them only lasted half a minute before they were beaten down by Gu Xiaofan.