Chapter 79: The Smell Likes
"Ding Dong! +2000 evil thoughts from the mermaid princess."
Countless sonic attacks were focused, Jiang Baiyu's mind buzzed, his head seemed to explode, and he vomited blood in a continuous gulp, bursting out with the last of his strength, and crashed out of the dimensional realm exit.
"Ding Dong! Your humanoid Tyrannosaurus state disappears, and you enter a weakened state for three minutes!"
The sonic attack disappeared, and the violent water rushed in, Jiang Baiyu was weak, and the humanoid tyrannosaurus-like tower muscle man shrank rapidly to his original state like a balloon.
Jiang Baiyu opened his eyes wide, floating at the bottom of the deep pool, and had no strength to swim forward.
The orange cat opened the zipper of the backpack and swam out of the backpack, his eyes shining as bright as a green light, opening his mouth to hold the belt of the river white fish, holding the heavy river white fish, and swimming towards the water with four paws.
The waves on the surface of the water are rolling, the orange cat is holding the river white fish and coming out, and on the shore not far away, the sword and sword shadow, the two groups are inseparable.
Ximen Aliang and Yuan Gui had fewer enemies and more enemies, and in the face of the siege of Kou Siyu and others, they only had the power to parry, and did not fight back, and they were completely passively beaten, and they couldn't hold out for long.
Jiang Baiyu was in a weak state, the orange cat was not in a hurry to go ashore, and swam to the shallow water area of the shore with Jiang Baiyu, popped out half of his head to watch the battle, took out two Huiyuan fruits, and stuffed them into Jiang Baiyu's mouth.
Jiang Baiyu swallowed the Hui Yuan Fruit, silently counted the seconds in his heart, waited for the end of the three-minute weak time, fortunately he was not hot-headed, and went back to beat the mermaid princess, otherwise he would be dead when he entered the weak time.
On the battlefield on the shore, Kou Siyu was in high spirits, the Qiushui Sword danced like flying, cutting off Yuan Gui's Glaive Knife with a sword, and stabbing Yuan Gui's heart shield with a sword in his hand.
"Dead fatty, let me die!" Kou Siyu's aura exploded, the sharp tip of the sword swallowed the sword, and he retreated again and again against Yuan Gui's heart guard, and the sparks splashed everywhere.
"You can't kill me, the fat man is invulnerable. Yuan Gui gritted his teeth, endured the sharp pain in his heart, took out another glaive knife, and slashed it head-on.
"Dead turtle, wait for me to capture you alive, hang the king of Batang!" Kou Siyu retreated violently to dodge, gloating and smiling, and the sword was full of stars, attacking the clumsy Yuan Gui.
"Little sister-in-law, the boss will be back soon, you wait to be the lady of the village. Yuan Gui smiled evilly.
"Yes! Miss Kou has a bad character, but her appearance is excellent, fat but not greasy, thin but not firewood, she can definitely give birth to a big fat boy. Simon Ah Liang echoed.
"Hahaha, hold two a year, hold three in two years, and hold a golden doll in three years. Yuan Gui laughed heartily.
"Ghost-faced madman, this shameless man, raising a cat is a scum cat, you two are not good birds, a nest of snakes and rats, the same smell, there is no good thing. ”
Kou Siyu was ashamed and angry, so angry that he released big moves again and again, beating the two of them with their heads in their hands.
"Ding Dong! Evil thoughts from Kou Siyu +666."
Inexplicably received a system prompt, Jiang Baiyu was quite embarrassed, saying that the two of them were also mouth cannon soldiers, and they didn't need him to speak, Kou Siyu hated him.
"Sister-in-law, tell you a secret. The boss is ugly, ten times uglier than the eight-armed yakshas, and he is guaranteed not to scare you to death. "Yuan Guidao.
"Haha, that's how ugly and ugly it is, when the boss looks in the mirror, he is disgusted and vomits, so ugly that he is disgusting, that is called an ugly. "Ximen Aliang mends the knife.
"No, he looks so ugly, no wonder he wears a mask every day. Kou Siyu's face was ugly, and his brain made up the ugly face of a ghost-faced madman, and he was so frightened that goosebumps fell to the ground.
"Ding Dong!Evil thoughts from Ko Siyu +888."
In the grass on the shore, Jiang Baiyu was full of black lines, and he was so angry that he was about to smoke, and the two guys were so hateful, they slandered him while fighting.
No matter how ugly a person looks, it will not be worse than the eight-armed Yaksha, the Yaksha is the most ugly in the water tribe, and the dragon king thinks the Yaksha is ugly, and sends the Yaksha to patrol the sea every day to intimidate the boats and fishermen who pass by.
"Hahaha, the boss was walking on the road, the dog chased him and bit him, he turned his head and glared at the dog, the dog was nauseous and dizzy, it was a fart and urine, worse than meeting a tiger. Simon Aliang said.
"Once the boss went to the toilet, the old man, who was constipated all the year round, suddenly looked back, glanced at him, confirmed his eyes, and met a giant ugly person. The old man was so frightened that he ran away at that time, and at a glance to cure the fifty-year-old constipation, the old man was grateful, and gave the boss a pennant with two lines of big characters on it. ”
Yuan Gui's eyebrows fluttered, and he said matter-of-factly, and continued:
"People have three anxieties, and their hearts are as anxious as burning and suffocating to death. ”
"Look at you, refreshed, all the way opens. ”
The audience burst into laughter and the atmosphere became joyful.
Kou Siyu burst out laughing, trembling with joy, and his sword couldn't hold steadily.
The snake mother-in-law smiled, and the orange-peeled old face smiled.
The Red Demon God clutched his severed arm and leaned back with the same smile.
The two masters laughed and beat their chests.
"!" Jiang Baiyu was full of black lines, and 100,000 crows soared overhead, so angry that his nose was crooked, and he almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.
The two pit mouth cannons are possessed, why don't you talk about cross talk, sure enough, the mouth cannons that can't say cross talk are not good soldiers.
Behind my back, I look ugly and slander my image, and the people I know are all Shenma fox friends and dog friends!
Another time, the boss went to the hot pot city on a blind date, and the girl glanced at him, and she was scared and cried. Wugui smiled evilly and continued: "The boss said helplessly, girl, you are scared and crying, why don't you run away."
The girl cried even harder, and said with a trembling...... She had cramps in her legs and couldn't run, so she decided to go back to find an introducer, and she would definitely not be able to beat him. ”
"Dead fatty, shut your big mouth, it's not wrong to beat you to death. ”
A gloomy voice sounded in the pond, Kou Siyu's hair stood on end, and he was so frightened that he ran away, and said anxiously: "Run away, the ugly ghost is not dead!"
The elite of the Kou family hugged their heads and scurried, and fled into the darkness with Kou Siyu, without a trace.
Jiang Baiyu jumped to the shore, looked at Kou Siyu who fled with a fart, the corners of his mouth twitched, and said depressedly: "Hell, the dead girl, she runs faster than a rabbit, am I so scary?"
The orange cat leaped to the shore, shook the water off the fluff, and jumped onto a bluestone to rest.
Ximen Aliang and Yuan Gui were ecstatic, ran over and grabbed Jiang Baiyu, and cheered again and again.
"Haha, the boss is invincible, I know you can't die. ”
"Brother Yu has blown up the sky, and my brother will mix with you in the future, remember to cover my little brother. ”
Jiang Baiyu shook off the two of them and said angrily: "Two bastards, I heard it behind my back that I looked ugly, you two are waiting to be beaten." ”
Yuan Gui smiled dryly: "Boss, you don't know, it's a delaying tactic." ”
Ximen Aliang hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, who doesn't know, you are a suave little Langjun, the dream lover of thousands of girls, and the idol male god of middle-aged and elderly women......
Jiang Baiyu was furious, and said depressedly: "Shut up! Whoever dares to speak again, I will let the beckoning cat beat whomever he wants, and he will be beaten ten times uglier than the eight-armed yaksha." ”
Meow!
The beckoning cat was eager to try, staring at the two of them with bad intentions, the golden claw knife popped out of its front paws, and it was so bored that it sharpened its little tiger teeth, and the sparks splashed everywhere, making a piercing metal friction sound.
The two looked at each other and covered each other's mouths at the same time to prevent each other from making a sound.